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Who is Rice's grandmother?

Rice's grandmother is a wonderful pen.

Analysis: Rice's grandmother is a wonderful pen, because the wonderful pen gives birth to flowers, and flowers are rice's mother, because peanuts.

Rice's other jokes:

1, Grandpa Fan called popcorn-holding rice and flowers.

2. Mi's grandmother is called Miaobi-Miaobi gives birth to flowers.

3. Amy's father is called butterfly-the latest love.

4, the mother of rice is called flower-peanut.

5. Mi's younger brother is called sauce-peanut butter.

6. Sister Mi's name is oil-peanut oil.

7. Rice's husband's name is mouse-mouse loves rice.

8. Rice's son is called a bug-because rice gives birth to bugs.

9. Uncle Mi's name is Hui-because the wonderful pen is still shining.