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How many misunderstandings do you have about infantile massage?
Massage for children can cure all diseases.
This is a big joke and a big misunderstanding! Even western medicine can't boast so much. We should treat children's massage with a normal heart. Children's massage is based on the relevant theories of traditional Chinese medicine, which regulates viscera and meridians, dredges qi and blood, and has a certain effect on body conditioning and health care. If it is a serious illness, it is still recommended to go to the hospital to prescribe the right medicine.
Massage for children is a crash course.
Undeniably, some people have seen the prospect of children's push market, and the whole market is mixed, and even a crash course of children's massage 10 day has appeared, which has brought bad influence to the whole industry. However, Bai Zixuan is different. There is a three-month training period here, which can systematically learn the theory and techniques of children's massage, enough to change the public's mentality towards children's massage.
Massage for children can only cure self-healing diseases.
What is a self-healing disease? Scientifically speaking, our common colds, fevers and other diseases all pay attention to a process. Generally, the human body has some mild symptoms, ranging from 3-4 days to 6-7 days, which can heal itself without any external medication.
However, some people think that children's massage just sees the characteristics of this kind of disease, so parents will spend more money to let their children do some so-called Chinese medicine physiotherapy. In fact, children can heal themselves even if they don't do pediatric massage, so the effect of pediatric massage needs to be discussed.
In fact, children's massage can shorten the course of disease, reduce medication and enhance children's physique to a certain extent, which is also the advantage of traditional Chinese medicine. Of course, for western medicine, the speed of Chinese medicine is still relatively slow, which is not suitable for anxiety to some extent. For some patients with complicated conditions, we can't deny pediatric massage because of poor conditioning once or twice.
The advantage of children's massage is that it has a good effect on the conditioning of respiratory and digestive diseases and some chronic diseases. Because the diseases of respiratory system are all related to the five internal organs of human body, and most of the acupoints of children's massage are in the hands, so the five internal organs can be conditioned by massaging the acupoints of the hands, which naturally relieves these diseases.
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