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Jokes and jokes: The story of a female police chief _ laughing till her stomach hurts _ hilarious to tease her girlfriend.
The female director went to the county for a meeting and lived in the county hostel. Two days before I leave the meeting, I will wash my underwear. I didn't expect the city to be in a hurry, so I took * * * and the driver on the road. On the way, the driver told the director why he didn't hang * * * on the rearview mirror, so it would dry up in the suburbs. The director readily agreed. I didn't expect the car to fall not far away. The director was unhappy and ordered the driver to pick it up. The driver knew that the mayor's secretary's car would return from the county immediately, and he was afraid of being seen. He wants the German shepherd to go out and pick it up. Hearing this, the female director was really a good plan, so she spread her legs, let the German shepherd smell the private parts and let the dog get off. But after waiting for a long time, I didn't see the dog coming back, but I heard a scream. It turned out that the dog didn't pick up * * *, but opened its mouth and went straight to Mayor Ma's crotch. . . . . .
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