My girlfriend laughed and said I was evil. How should I answer her humorously?

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1. Classic hilarious telephone joke, I asked my friend: What were you doing yesterday, and you didn't answer eight calls? Idiot friend: I've been waiting for your ninth call! The teacher asked: If both the math teacher and the Chinese teacher fell into the river, which one would you save? The student said: push down the English teacher, too.

Every day, my best friend Maman came to see us with her fiance last night. I hear southerners don't eat spicy food. Let's eat spicy hot pot as soon as we get together! I have to say, southerners are so smart that they don't drink because they have to drive and eat vegetables, because they have to peel lobsters for their girlfriends. Later, they even drank more than a dozen cups of coconut milk with us and ended the meal with a full glass of water. ...

My sister's dinner is very funny. I went to dinner with a very awkward girl today. On the way, I accompanied her to a payment point to charge the phone bill. When knocking on the table in the shop, my sister shouted: The boss charged the phone bill. "What card? How much is it? " "Mobile card, full!" Full of ... full of ... the shopkeeper is messy in her sister's tough eyes. ..

My wife and I go shopping in the supermarket. When paying, my wife asked me: Do you have any change? I don't want to answer her: do I have all the money? The cashier's smile is very bright! Once I went to make copies with my classmates. There is a beautiful sister paper in the copy shop, and she is eating. Me: That girl is good-looking and has temperament. The classmate came: I was too busy to see what she was eating and didn't pay attention. Eating goods deserves to be single!

On New Year's Day, my little friend and I were setting off firecrackers. A young man with a cigarette came. He asked us for one, and we told him that it was a fast and loud firecracker. He nodded confidently, lit firecrackers with a cigarette, and then threw the cigarette out with lightning speed and put firecrackers in his mouth ... So. . Haha ~ ~

6. A man wants to break up with his girlfriend. Her girlfriend screamed hysterically: you ungrateful thing, I am so good to you. I'll give you clothes when you're cold, and I'll make you good food when you're hungry. Even if you come back late, I will wait on you before I go to wash and rest! The man can't help but say, that's because you dare not face me!

7. I asked the customer service: Are your shoes standard size or too big or too small? Customer Service: Dear, our shoes are standard size. You can shoot according to what you usually wear or your foot shape. Are your feet fat, thick, wide or slender? What if it is short and small? Customer service: Sorry, dear, we don't sell children's shoes. ...

8. "How much will poverty affect people's body and mind?" "As far as I'm concerned, it's easy to eat." What fire do you cook with? We use gas at home. B: Our home is in the country, and we use biogas. C: Our family is also in the country, and we usually burn firewood. We usually use a magnifying glass at home. E: My family usually relies on my mother to get angry.