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To tell the truth, Mr. C is not bad-looking. Although he is a little old, it can be seen that he likes dressing up very much. He must have been beautiful when he was young. However, unfortunately, she brought two classes of stubborn and enterprising students. She often does dictation on it, so we put the book on the lower leg, copy it, and block her sight with the desk. Once she finds out, we will treat it as nothing, because we all know that she is a paper tiger. Once in the process of dictation in our class, Teacher C found that more than N people tried to block her sight with desks, so she decided to be a real tiger. She threw the book on the ground and said angrily, if you want to copy it, I won't dictate it. Step out of the classroom and go to the principal's office. Unfortunately, contrary to expectations, no one answered her in the principal's office. She came back angrily and was silent outside the classroom for two minutes. Were you still copying when she came in? Don't copy, I'll dictate. So, dictation continues.

Mr. c's other move is the usual provocation. Never. In our class, she always talks about a person in class, how good their English is, how to listen to a person in class, and how your class is. As a result, we later found out that Mr. C was in Class Two, and his speech was exactly the same as our class, but he changed it. You see, Class Two ... a scholar can't succeed without making progress, but it's a pity that he used it in the wrong place.

I heard that Teacher C was called Black Peony when she was a normal student. As a result, under our destruction, three years later, Mr. C became a blooming peony and wanted to wither. I think we all have a responsibility. ...

2. Miss Wei

Actually, I don't remember much about Mr. Wei. What impressed me most was that he had been wearing an old Chinese tunic suit and his shoulders were covered with chalk dust. Miss Wei is a physics teacher. There is a classic joke about him. One day, he was talking about series connection on the blackboard, and the following two girls interrupted his train of thought. He threw half the chalk in his hand into the middle of the classroom, pointed at the two girls and shouted, Stop talking about those two light bulbs! The whole class laughed wildly.

3. Adou

Although I am a liberal arts student, I have been a representative of mathematics since junior high school. It's all thanks to Dou.

Adou is the vice principal. He has been teaching mathematics since my mother's colleague went to primary school, and he is not young. But in this case, he is also very handsome, tall and burly, as heavy as a northerner. It is said that A Dou once had a love that was unacceptable to the world when he was young ... Of course, this is a legend. The truth is, Dou is very funny. Of course, he never thinks he is funny. He often says, today, let's talk about three points (I forgot some formula). Then, boys laugh and girls snicker. He often says angrily to a boy or girl who is talking at the same table, "So-and-so, don't fool around with so-and-so." Then, the class laughed.

Actually, Dou is very kind to me. When I was in junior high school, there was only one way between home and school. My mother used to sit in the clinic, and Adou was her colleague's primary school teacher. That's great. After a while, my mother and I got to know each other and asked, "xu teacher, how do you think my children can improve their math?" ? Great. Under the guidance of Adou, my mother bought a teaching aid book that was very popular at that time, and asked me to do it every day and show it to Adou for the exam the next day. Nightmare, I woke up suddenly in the middle of the night several times. I haven't done that tutorial book yet, so I got up quickly and went to the night shift. Miraculously, however, my enthusiasm and enthusiasm for mathematics has achieved results, but it has been up and down until the third year of high school. Also under the leadership of Adou, I actually won the only national award in my life. ...

High school articles

1, Miss Ye Da

Miss Ye Da's full name is Ye Ling, and she has the same name as the heroine of a popular TV series that forgot her name at that time, so she was named Miss Ye Da.

Miss Ye Da's dress can be described in two words: magic! Winter is not prominent, but summer is more obvious. It is often a T-shirt with no waist. Below are shiny black five-point tights, stockings and black old-fashioned high heels. Coupled with the meticulous hair that must be let loose in midsummer, when writing on the blackboard in class, the whole class will always whisper. Since then, there has been a saying in the class: the back is like a crime, the side is like a retreat, and the front is like self-defense ... Alas, children at that time did not fall behind.

2. Brother Zhong An

We always call Brother Zhong 'an by his first name to show our respect. He is also one of the few teachers who has no nickname.

Brother Zhong An is a provincial special-grade teacher. His handwriting is very good, and you can see the strength of writing with a brush on the blackboard. He likes to say "Like our steel-grade (special railway) teacher, I can't write, I haven't practiced for more than twenty years …" and so on to show modesty.

Brother Zhong An has a good temper, so we regard his class as a cowboy class. Although he can quote Bo Gu's classics, nothing is more important to a senior three student than freedom. When his class is exaggerated, more than half of the people will disappear, and the rest will automatically merge into two groups to show Ange what an oasis in the desert is. ...

As a result, to everyone's surprise, our college entrance examination Chinese score is the first in the whole grade.

3. He Duofen

He Lao is an old cool guy who is unsmiling all the year round and has a good outline. They often say that He Lao and I have always been unsmiling when dealing with the swearing ceremony, as if we were cooler than anyone else. Because he expressed the angry Beethoven appropriately, he was called He Duofen.

The worm said that He Duofen's classic is: "So-and-so (so-and-so got a fright and stood up trembling)! Say, choose a few for the first question. " So-and-so: "One (mosquito sound)." He: "No, it's B. Choose a few questions for the second question." So-and-so: "C (louder than mosquitoes)." He: "(angry) wrong, choose D .. What are you doing? Sit down! " What's more, he said, "Come, come, ask if you have any questions, and ask if you don't understand any questions. Don't be afraid. (Silence ...) So-and-so (So-and-so stood up trembling again)! Say it! " So-and-so: "First question." He: "Sit down, I don't understand the first question. What are you doing? " ! The first question is this ... "

After graduation, I heard that He Duofen's angry nature has not changed. He was angry with the junior students until his belt broke. ...

4. Yang Bailao

Needless to say, Yang Bailao is Yang Bailao, but we are not white-haired girls, but Huang Shiren one by one.

Yang Bailao served as the head teacher of our class from placement, that is, from then on, our class gradually evolved into Cowherd Class. As a head teacher, Yang Bailao obviously can't resist us rebellious children, so his head teacher's name has always been an empty post. This is also miserable for He Duofen who works as a nanny in two classes. Yang Bailao's anecdote lies in himself, and his name itself is a classic symbol. 1Everyone who graduated in 1998 knows Yang Bailao.