There is a humorous joke, please help the netizens. Please answer the full version if you know.

Attention, passengers, train 3838438 from the United States of America to Afghanistan is about to leave. Passengers who didn't get on the bus, please take someone else's luggage and take someone else's wife to get on the bus quickly. Passengers carrying detonators, explosives, fuses and inflammable and explosive articles, please get on the bus and light them in crowded places to make more contributions to family planning work in China.

When the train is running at high speed, please stick your head and hands out of the window as much as possible so as to solve it at once. This is a civilized train. You can throw your urine, fruit and dander in the carriage and aisle at will. His phlegm can be spit in your face, and your phlegm can be spit in his mouth, which is beneficial to protein's full absorption.

This train also provides convenience for a third party to intervene, to bridge the gap between extramarital affairs, to handle divorce procedures for you quickly, and to completely break your family.

As a scrapped car, this train has been running safely for 30 years. Because there is no brake, you have to collide with other objects to stop. If you find your head on your feet, you will reach the destination-heaven! When the train driver crossed the road, he wished the passengers a safe journey!