The joke of three turtles

I think there is something wrong with the order of your jokes. It must be like this:

Three turtles decided to have coffee. Hardly had they reached the gate of the coffee shop when it began to rain.

So the biggest turtle said to the smallest turtle, "Go home and get an umbrella."

The smallest turtle said, "If you don't drink my coffee, I'll go."

"We don't drink," the other two turtles promised.

Two years later, the tortoise said to the tortoise, "well, I guess he won't come back." We can drink his coffee. "

Just then, a voice came from outside. "I won't go if you drink it."

The joke is that the little turtle is worried that they will drink his coffee, so he has been hiding outside the door to make sure that they stole the coffee while he was away.

A similar story about the white rabbit should be a cold joke ~

You can also understand that the tortoise is too slow, but I think it's still the one I said above.