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Joking and making sentences

1, Chen Lang was amused by the words of the first ten catties. After laughing, he told the top ten Jin about his conversation with Xiujuan from beginning to end and asked the top ten Jin, "Then you said it was urgent, should I confess?" .

2. The May Day blessing arrived early, and small news came to make trouble, blowing happy assembly numbers and setting off happy firecrackers. Sit in the festive sedan chair, just to make you laugh, and the working people keep a low profile and wish you a better life! Happy May Day!

Geng Hao's head is round, his red face is round, and coincidentally, his shiny black eyes are round. I like his smile best. When he laughed, his black eyes turned into two crescent moons. His little red mouth likes telling jokes. His jokes always make us laugh until the end, and then the curved crescent moon appears again.

Despite vodka, toasts and scenes that tried to make people laugh, the party failed.

Dad's humorous words made the whole family laugh.

6. I have always been afraid of human beings, and I am trembling because of this fear. I have no confidence in my words and deeds as a human being. So I have to hide my loneliness in a small box on my chest, seal up my mental depression and allergies, disguise myself as a naive and cheerful look, and turn myself into a funny freak step by step.

7. Crosstalk, as a rising star, soon became popular because of its "teasing".

8. A few days ago, I took a close photo with my daughter Jiao in Weibo and called it a "date", which attracted many netizens to laugh.

9. He likes to pretend to be a clown and make fun of the world. He prefers the world to make fun of him in a clown way.