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What are the small paragraphs?
1 Please don't say to me in an envious tone every time: "It's good to have small eyes. The teacher won't find you dozing off in class!"
2. Interest says to friendship: When your face is covered with blood, I won't watch you die, I will kick you.
I left quietly, just as I came quietly. I waved my sleeve, and the man behind me paid the bill!
I bowed my head when I saw the man holding the cow. Not that I'm modest. Actually, I'm looking for a brick.
5. The plan can't keep up with the change! Change can't keep up with the phone! The mobile phone can't catch up with the statement! The statement can't keep up with the train of thought!
6. When watching the World Cup at home, I said, "I like Totti!" Mom heard it nearby and said, "Hum, this is only fair. Why didn't I see you dragging!" " "
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