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Big brother who likes to brag writes 300 words.
One day after dinner, my mother told me that my brother and sister played a game "idioms solitaire" and got prizes! We propose to make preparations. My sister and I immediately brought an idiom dictionary and read it wholeheartedly. My brother has been watching TV. Do you think he's strange? I was surprised and asked, "Brother, why don't you review?" My brother replied irrelevantly, "I am so smart that I still need to review." You don't want to see the people under the door. I just don't usually show it! " "Then I went to watch TV again.
The game has already started. My sister and I are angry with each other. But it didn't take long for my brother to be "in a bad situation": looking around and scratching his head for a while, it took a long time to force out the idiom "a thousand miles with one arm" and "huh? Wrong, brother! " I quickly said. The younger brother seemed to understand something, but he pretended to be calm and said, "A thousand miles with one arm is an ancient idiom, which means that there is a Wan Li in one arm, describing the thief's character of stealing chickens and touching dogs." Then he said solemnly with a bitter face, "It's really not easy to be a brother. Let him go at any time."
After a while, the boastful brother was defeated at once. I smiled gloatingly and said, "Brother, you don't burn incense at ordinary times, and you don't even cram for the last minute. You'll never win like this! " My brother was not convinced and roared, "Hum, what are you proud of?" Seeing that you can't beat me at ordinary times, not to mention that you are my brother, I am merciful. But you are ungrateful, which makes me really sad! "Say, a pair of aggrieved appearance. I can't help laughing!
Hey! My brother, when will you change your habit of bragging?
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