What are the lines of each episode of 100 thousand cold jokes?

"Master, master, master and wife, she gave birth!" "oh ~"

"Madam", "A Xianggong" and "Madam, you have been pregnant for three years and finally gave birth!"

"Is it a men's ball or a women's ball after hard work?" Then turn around and draw out a sword "why give birth to a ball! ! ! "

"xianggong", leave the ball under the sword. "

"Don't stop thinking, you have been pregnant for three years and six months, but now you have given birth to such a monster. There must be a monster in it. "

Xianggong, it's not that our children don't tell the truth. This ball was accumulated by my body after three years of doing nothing to dig nose excrement. I'm sorry I kept it from Xianggong. "

"Lady, don't you dare to be bored again. Where are the children? "

"Dad, baby, Uber here, look at that sword! ! ! "

Holding a white blade empty-handed, "Daddy's baby is not a monster. Why do you treat your baby like a monster when you meet? "

"Stop it. I didn't give birth to a child with a white blade. "

"Dad will tell the boy that it is not a boy's skill to meet the blade empty-handed, but dad, your setting is 100% empty-handed! ! "

"Nonsense. Even so, my beautiful wife Li Mouren will give birth to a reckless man like you! ! "

"So that's it. Dad doesn't like the appearance of the baby. That's easy, although I think it's perfect now. Since dad doesn't like it in every sense, forget it. In fact, I have another chance to re-establish my image after I was born. "

"Well, that's great. What a fart! Where did you get this fake online game? What the hell is a bracket smile? Don't set a trap for yourself. "

Then the interface of "Please select your favorite picture" appeared.

"What is this game? It is also a sister paper with an avatar. I have never seen a sister paper like Schwarzenegger. I think I'd better choose this. This is my favorite type. "

The clothing interface of "Please select your favorite clothing" will appear.

"This dress doesn't fit, but I like it."

"Generating roles after setup"

"Don't you need to set up such a fast body shape?"

"Dad's new image is quite refreshing" (Lori's face is muscular and her senses are embarrassed)

Spitting blood+giant knife+growling "clear your brother-in-law! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "I met a blank hand. "Wang Er dares to stop me, and neither can you."

"Wrong master, I'm just passing by. I don't know why my body suddenly lost control. I ran to see Whiteblade empty-handed. "

I just lost my knife. Now I can't prove that you are not my own. Let's just say I gave birth to a stronger daughter.

"Hmm ~ Dad hates it." Shy throws a super hard palm, daddy rotates N 360 degrees and then hits the wall. "Although he is cute, he is a real man ~ son ~ Han ~ yo."

Dad sprayed blood.

I'm really unhappy behind the video = = I'm too tired, that's all.