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Refresh your own composition
Refresh yourself
What is refresh? Just wash it and make it new. Get rid of frizz, get rid of gloom, and make yourself look brand new. Either mentally or physically, it has reached new heights.
If human nature is compared to streams, the instinct to learn is likened to golden sand. The golden sand began to lurk in the stream, motionless. No matter how the waves splash, not a single particle can be seen clearly. But it is precisely with the existence of these golden sands that the stream will become more weighty and valuable.
The stream of nature will never dry up. There will be too many hardships in a person's life. You can't prevent it from happening, but you can also find its source: insufficient experience, incomplete reference, incomplete rules... If you don't refresh yourself, you will be eliminated. Various attacks and cataclysmic conquests or flooding. The so-called golden sands have become nothing more than a joke.
It is precisely because humans know how to constantly refresh themselves that they are more prosperous than any other creature on earth.
Human beings have shortcomings. They do not have sharp claws and powerful wings, so they invented knives, axes and airplanes to replace them. Human beings have shortcomings. They do not have a strong mind and an invulnerable body, so they know how to summarize and wake up. Human beings have shortcomings. They cannot become fat in one bite, so they will make progress again and again. Human beings cannot do without refreshing themselves.
So won’t animals and plants renew themselves? I smiled. Times are changing and species are evolving. In order to adapt to the environment, they change color, volume, or shape. When they are sick, they are groping step by step. After being injured, the dog or cat at home may use their tongue to lick their own wounds continuously. Mammal saliva contains many chemicals that kill germs. Wolves, monkeys, chimpanzees, lions, tigers and gorillas living in the wild also often lick their wounds after being injured. Even we humans have the habit of licking the wounds after our fingers are cut. This may be an instinctive behavior inherited from our ancestors. To avoid getting sick, most animals keep their eating and defecation areas strictly separate. Chimpanzees often hold a handful of leaves in their hands to sweep away faeces, urine, blood or dirt near their homes because these contaminants can transmit diseases. Horses urinate and defecate away from grazing areas. The hare chooses a fixed place to excrete feces, and over time a dung pile is formed. Baboons living in Ambuseli Zoo in Kenya like to sleep on low branches or on the edge of rocks, and their feces can fall directly to the ground. Baboons tend to sleep in one place for only a night or two, then move to another location, only to return after the dung beetles have cleaned up their droppings.
I thought of a story called Brady’s Monkey.
Two lively monkeys were tied to two electric chairs respectively, and the current was stimulated every 20 seconds. Of course, the feeling of being shocked was unpleasant, and they began to howl and struggle. However, monkeys are worthy of being primates. Monkey A soon discovered that its electric chair has a pressure rod. As long as it presses the pressure rod before the electric current hits, it can avoid electric shock; but monkey B discovered that its electric chair There is no pressure bar on it. So monkey A took on the responsibility of pressing the rod, and he nervously estimated the time when the electric current would hit - the result was that either the two monkeys escaped the electric shock at the same time, or they suffered together. Whether to escape or suffer, it all depends on monkey A, so monkey A is burdened with a strong psychological load and sense of responsibility, while monkey B is helpless but carefree - in the end, monkey A got a gastric ulcer, and monkey B got a gastric ulcer. But safe and sound.
So, which monkey do you want to be?
If you were a child, then you would choose monkey B. Because children are innocent and ignorant, they only think about which one is healthy and which one is better. The official answer is also Monkey B: In life, frequent stimuli come one after another, and people live in a dizzying and tense environment. Everyone tries desperately to prevent it, but it is often self-defeating and counterproductive. So people sometimes need to be helpless, need to go with the flow, be indifferent, and let nature take its course...
But I would rather be a monkey.
When you come into contact with society, you will find that Monkey B does not use personal will as a source of stimulation. Year after year, one day his will and body will collapse, causing him to become insane or suffer from cancer. . The reason why he didn't get sick was because the monkey kept moving the pressure bar, blocking it from many blows. At least I can't live a peaceful life under the wings of others and let others bear the hardships and dangers for you.
Monkey A can find the trick in such a short period of time, then he can continue to find more effective ways to delay time and seek peace. During this delay, the machine may break down, there may be a power outage, or Brady may die suddenly... all kinds of accidents may happen, persistence is hope.
Even if monkey A vomits blood and dies in the end, I will not regret it. At least, I tried. I am not living under the wings of others. Monkey B is my friend, and I am willing to shoulder heavy burdens. Monkey B is my enemy. I will deal with my life proudly and will not enjoy the shade of the other person.
This is the refreshing of the self, the refreshing of the soul, the most precious refreshing.
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