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After reading some jokes about pregnancy, everyone laughed.

Interesting story 1

I got pregnant just after I got married. When my first period didn't come, I said, did you?

As a result, my husband bowed in a very smelly posture.

Very chic and said: "My ability is still good!"

At this time, I really want to reward him.

Interesting fact 2

I am very sleepy after pregnancy, and I have to make up my sleep almost every day. Dad Bao also insisted on sleeping together.

I teased him: "You have it, too?"

Bao Dad said with a bitter face: "It's all yours, why do you still want to default?"

Interesting story 3

I farted all the time a week before I got pregnant. Once I ran to my husband before farting, and then I walked away.

He turned his head and said painfully, "You bombed me with chemical and biological weapons, I, I …", and then pretended to faint. Ha ha laugh