Are there any short, funny and conversational jokes? Send some to me, I want to make four cartoons, thank you!

In the cell, two prisoners are chatting. One of them asked the other, "How did you get caught?"

"Because of a cold."

"What the hell is going on?" "It's very simple. When I was stealing, I sneezed and the security guard woke up. "

Hacker: I control your computer.

Xiao Bai: How is it controlled?

Hacker: Using Trojan Horse

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . Where is it? I am not blind.

Hacker: Open your task manager.

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . . Where is the task manager?

Hacker:. . . . . Under your computer! !

Xiao Bai: It's not in my computer.

Hacker: Forget it. I didn't do anything.

Child: "Dad, what kind of cigarette is this?" Dad: "Remember, smoke is a chimney." Child: "Oh, I see! Why is dad's nose not called' chimney'? "

When my father said the idiom "the snipe and the clam strive for each other", he said, "After the clam clamped its strong mouth, the clam said I wouldn't let go today or tomorrow. The sun will kill you! " When the 6-year-old heard this, he asked his father. "Don't mussels talk with their mouths?"

"Can you talk without your mouth?"

"Does it not let go?"

Son: "Mom, I got the fifth place in this exam. Boil an egg for me quickly. " Mom: "Good boy, progress is really fast. Mom cooks two eggs for you today. " Son: "Thank you, Mom!"

Mom: "How many people took part in this exam?"

Son: "Five people."