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My husband likes telling dirty jokes and laughing at me when making out.
Boyfriend Liu Yang is the stationmaster of an Internet cafe. We have been in love for more than two years. His parents have been urging us to get married, but my parents don't agree with me to marry him. Our marriage has been dragging on like this. In fact, I can take the initiative to marry Liu Yang, and think before my parents. But on second thought, it was not easy for my parents to raise me so big. They are also thinking about my future life.
The main reason for parents' disagreement is the problem of working in Liu Yang. People are in their twenties and have no stable job. There is no future for them to spend all day in Internet cafes as webmasters. I told my parents that Liu Yang is proficient in computers, and being a network administrator is only temporary. He plans to open his own shop as a boss in the future. Liu Yang is a potential stock, and its future development is promising.
But no matter what I say, all my parents see is the present reality. I am their only daughter. If I am unhappy, their life will not be easy. I understand my parents' concerns. So my marriage with Liu can only continue to drag on. Liu Yang's parents are very anxious about Liu Yang's marriage. They are so anxious that they are going to get married by introducing a girlfriend to Liu Yang.
Later, after discussion, our parents decided to give us a year. If Liu Yang did something before becoming famous, I would completely break up with Liu Yang, and Liu Yang would marry another woman on blind date. This is not only a test, but also the driving force for Liu Yang and I to walk together firmly.
A year later, Liu Yang and I took out the money we had accumulated together and opened a computer shop. With the popularity accumulated over the years, business in Liu Yang is getting better and better. Our parents are happy in their eyes.
Liu Yang became the boss, and I am the boss's wife. My parents finally stopped objecting to me being with Liu Yang, and our marriage will be held soon. Actually, Liu Yang and I have been dating for so many years, but we have remained spotless. Liu Yang tried to move in with me many times, but I refused. I always think that cohabitation before marriage will only do more harm to women. If two people love each other, it's not just for sex.
On our wedding night, when Liu Yang and I were lying in the same bed, this night represented the beginning of my happy marriage. Liu Yang slowly took off my clothes, kissed my ears and stroked my whole body. He rolled me in his arms on the bed while talking sweet words.
The smell of Liu Yang and body odor make me addicted. Maybe it's the androgen. I feel that my whole nerve has been seized by Liu Yang. He whispered in my ear those yellow jokes he saw on the Internet, and they were very, very explicit. I couldn't help laughing after listening to their words. Liu Yang covered my mouth and told me to be subtle.
I'm having sex. What's so funny? I tell dirty jokes to flirt and make each other more involved. I told Liu Yang that what you said was so explicit and funny that I couldn't help laughing. Please stop. Liu Yang felt that my words let him down and pretended to be angry, ignoring me and not touching me.
I said to Liu Yang affectionately, honey, go ahead, I like listening, and try not to laugh. For the sake of more integrated love between you and me, I restrained my emotions and didn't laugh. Liu Yang continued to make out with me. He said he didn't know why he liked telling dirty jokes during sex. He thought it was a compulsory course when he had sex.
When Liu Yang tells a new dirty joke again, I try not to laugh and try to cooperate with him. But his tone of voice and actions made me laugh again, and I couldn't resist Liu Yang's obscene expression, which made me laugh. Liu Yang was very angry and made a hasty decision. My wedding night left a deep impression on me. Liu Yang is a considerate person. Although he is a little childish and funny in sex, our future life will be very happy!
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