Obviously you are not ugly, but if someone says you are ugly, how should you respond?

1. Illusion! Totally an illusion!

2. In fact, I can be uglier.

3. Do you want to send you a photo to ward off evil spirits?

4. Why are you so dishonest in what you say?

5. I am ugly, but I am very popular...

6. I have scared many people to death, please be careful...

7. I did it on purpose.

8. Sorry, I am a strong person!

9. Great, someone finally said I was ugly. You know, being a handsome guy is so stressful.

10. Don’t think that if you speak differently, I will pay attention to you...

11. Oh my God, you actually stole my lines.

12. What’s wrong with me being ugly, but my wife is much prettier than your wife.

13. Well, being extremely ugly is a kind of beauty.