There are one wonderful story about Pig Bajie and Friar Sand in Journey to the West, and each story is not less than 3 words.

four Tang Priests went on a plane trip, but the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes.

So Tang Priests said, everyone should answer the questions and jump if they can't answer them.

Tang Priests: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One.

Tang Priest: OK, here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?

Friar Sand: One.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Pig on the side is so happy, such a simple question.

Tang Priest: Pig, how many stars are there in the sky?

...

Bajie jumped.

Not long after, the four of them went to travel by plane again. There were only three parachutes on the way.

They continued to answer questions.

Tang Priest: Wukong, when was the People's Republic of China founded?

Wukong: 1949.

Tang Priest: OK. Here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many people died in the liberation war?

Friar Sand: 2.5 million people.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one too.

Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?

..... Bajie had to jump again.

For the third time, the four of them went to travel by plane again, and there was an accident on the way.

At this time, Bajie said, Master, you don't have to ask, I'll jump myself.

Then I jumped.

Tang Priest joined hands: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time! It is said that the Tang Priest, his master and his disciples came out of difficulties, and in a short time, they crossed 8 Huangfengling, but they entered the west in a place of Pingyang. Time flies, through summer and autumn, I saw some cicadas singing and beating willows, and the fire flowed westward. Just as I was walking, I saw a flood raging, muddy waves surging.

Sanzang shouted at once, "Disciple, look at the wide water ahead. Why don't we see any boats moving? Let's go there." When Pig saw this, he said, "If it is outrageous, there is no boat to cross."

Monkey jumped into the air and put up the awning with his hand to look at it. He was also frightened and said, "Master, it's really difficult, it's really difficult! If I go to this river, I just need to twist my waist and cross it; If you are a master, it is difficult to cross a thousand points, and it is difficult to travel for thousands of years. " "As far as I can see, how wide is it?" Sanzang asked. Monkey said, "It's 8 miles across."

Pig asked, "Brother, how can you determine the distance?" "To tell you the truth, my dear brother," Monkey said, "I can always see the good and bad luck of a thousand miles in the daytime with these eyes. It was only in the air that I saw that the river was not far up and down, but I saw that it was eight hundred miles long. " Worried, the elder returned to his horse and suddenly saw a stone tablet on the shore. When the three people came to see it, they saw three seal characters on the table, which were Liusha River, and there were four small lines of true words on their bellies: "8 quicksand boundary, 3, weak water depth. Goose feathers can't float, and reed flowers will sink at the bottom. " The disciples were reading the inscription when they heard the surge like a mountain, and the waves rolled like mountains. A demon appeared in the middle of the river, which was very fierce and ugly: a red flame was fluffy and two round eyes were as bright as lights. The face is neither black nor blue, like thunder or the sound of drums and dragons. Wearing a collar of goose yellow, the waist is double with white vines. There are nine skeletons hanging from the neck, holding a treasure stick. The monster, a whirlwind, ran ashore and grabbed the Tang Priest. In a panic, Monkey hugged the master, hurried to the shore, and turned around and took off. Pig put down his burden, pulled out iron and palladium, and looked at the demon to build it. The monster made the treasure stick stand. The two of them are heroes on the banks of quicksand. This battle is aggressive: nine-toothed palladium, demon-reducing staff, and two people are on the river bank.

this is the governor's canopy, and that is the general who lowered the shutter. In the past, I was in Lingxiao, and today I am fighting for gambling. This palladium is used to explore the claw dragon, and that staff is used to grind the elephant. Spread out the big Siping and drill into the windward. This one has no head and no face, and that one has nothing to do with it. One is a man-eating spirit who has occupied the quicksand world for a long time, and the other is a man who teaches and practices. The two of them came and went, and after 2 rounds of war, they won or lost.

The Great Sage protected the Tang Priest, led the horse and guarded the luggage. When Pig was at war with the monster, he gnashed his teeth and rubbed his fists. He couldn't help hitting him, and pulled out his stick and said,

"Master, don't be afraid. Wait for me to play with him. " That master can't stay. He whistled and jumped to the front It turned out that the monster and Pig were fighting for benefits, and they were inextricably linked. Monkey turned an iron bar and looked at the monster's head. The monster turned around and hurriedly escaped, and went straight into the quicksand river. Pig jumped up in anger and said, "Brother! Who brought you here! The monster's hands are getting slower and slower, and it's hard to support me. If I don't get three or five times, I'll catch him!

He saw that you were dangerous and fled in defeat. How can he live? " "Brother," Monkey said with a smile, "to tell you the truth, I haven't played with a stick since I landed in Huang Fengguai and came down the mountain. When I saw the sweetness of your fighting with him, I couldn't help itching, so I jumped to play in the future. Knowing that the monster didn't know how to play, he left. "

The two of them joined hands, talked and laughed, and turned back to see the Tang Priest. The Tang Priest asked, "Have you ever caught a monster?" "That monster didn't fight," Monkey said, "but he lost and went into the water." "Disciple," Sanzang said, "this monster has lived here for a long time. He knows the depth. It seems that such boundless weak water, without a boat, needs to be knowledgeable and lead. " "That's what I said," Monkey said. As the saying goes, near Zhu Zhechi, near ink is black. That's the strange thing. I don't know anything about water.

Let's arrest him now, and don't kill him, just teach him to send Master across the river, and then take care of it. " "Brother, don't hesitate," Pig said. "I want you to get him first and wait for the old pig to guard the master." Monkey said with a smile, "Dear brother, I dare not say anything about this. I'm not very familiar with the activities in the water. If you walk empty, you have to twist the tactic and recite the water-avoiding spell before you can walk.

otherwise, I'll have to change what kind of fish, shrimp, crab and turtle to make. When it comes to gambling, if you do anything strange in the mountains and clouds, I will do it. It's just a business in the water, and some of you are good at it. " Pig said, "When the old pig was governor Tianhe, he was in charge of 8, sailors, but he learned something about water, but he was afraid that all the family members, young and old, seven families and eight generations would come in that water, so I'll get rid of him, but he won't catch him for a while." "If you go into his water to fight him, but don't love fighting," Monkey replied. "If you lose, you can't win. Draw him out and wait for me to help you." "You're right," Pig said. "I'll go." When he said "Go", he stripped off his blue ribbon, took off his shoes, danced palladium with both hands, separated the waterways, and used the old methods of that year to jump over the waves and bump into them, then went straight ahead under the water.

When the monster was defeated, he just gasped. Then he heard someone pushing the water, and suddenly got up to watch. It turned out that Pig was pushing the water with palladium. The monster raised his staff to his face and shouted, "Where is that monk?"! Look at it carefully! " Pig stopped the palladium and said, "What kind of demon are you to stand in the way here?" "You don't know me either," said the demon. I'm not that monster, and I'm not anonymous. " Pig said, "If you are not an evil monster, how can you be born here and hurt your life? Tell me what your name is, and I will spare your life. " The monster said,

"I've been proud since I was a young man, but Wan Li once wandered around. Heroes are famous in the world, and heroes are like others. All countries in Kyushu, Ren Woxing, hit from all corners of the country. They are all wandering around the world because of learning the Tao, just to find a teacher to travel to the wilderness. Keep your mantle with you all the year round, and you can't let go of it every day. I traveled dozens of times along the ground and wandered around for more than a hundred times. Therefore, we have to meet real people and distract the golden light of the avenue. Take the baby away first, and then release Mumu Jin Gong. The kidney water in Mingtang enters Huachi, and the anger in the building is thrown into the heart. After three thousand years of hard work, I am full of worship and dedication. The Jade Emperor was promoted, and he was personally named as a shutter general. I am honored in the worse heaven, and I am honored in front of the Lingxiao Temple. Hanging a tiger's head card around his waist and holding a demon-reducing staff in his hand. The golden helmet on the head shakes the sun, and the armor is bright and bright. I am the first to escort you, and I will go in and out with the DPRK. Just because the queen mother dropped a flat peach, she hosted a banquet in Yaochi to invite all the generals. The gods lost their souls when they accidentally broke the jade glass.

Even though the Jade Emperor was angry, he made his palm face the left assistant: he took off his crown and armor, took off his official title, and put himself on the killing field. Thanks to the barefoot fairy, I was released from the class. Spare death and return to life without punishment, and be demoted to the east bank of quicksand. When you are full, you are trapped in this mountain, and when you are hungry, you go surfing for food. The woodcutter doesn't survive my life, and the fisherman loses his life when he sees me. There are many people coming and going, and they are hurt and hurt. If you dare to come to our door, there is hope in your belly today. Mo Yan is rough and unpalatable. Hold it and chop the sauce! " When Pig heard this, he was furious and scolded, "You splashing thing, you didn't even look at it! My old pig is still making foam. How dare you call me rough and want to chop the sauce! It seems that you think I'm an old fogey. Hugh is rude! Eat your ancestor's palladium! " When the monster saw palladium coming, he made a phoenix nod and hide. Two hit the surface in the water, each treading waves and boarding waves. This gambling fight is different from the previous one. Look at it: the shutter generals and the canopy are handsome, and each shows his magical powers. It's really cute. The demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon-demon. Leaping waves shake mountains and rivers, pushing waves to stun the world. Fierce as a lion in his den, evil as a treasure cover lifted by Sang Men. This one is devoted to protecting Tang Priest, and that one is a monster of crime.

If palladium scratches nine marks, the soul will be defeated when the staff strikes. Try to be happy and stalemate, and gamble with your heart.

I'm just trying to learn from the scriptures, and I'm furious and impatient. Stir up the stubborn carp and mandarin fish to lose fresh scales, and the turtle and turtle will hurt the tender cover; Red shrimp and purple crab all die, and the gods of Shuifu worship upward. I only heard the waves rolling like thunder, and the sun and the moon were strange. The two men fought for two hours, regardless of victory or defeat. This is the copper basin meets the iron broom, and the jade is opposite to the golden bell.

It is said that the Great Sage stood on the left and right, protecting the Tang Priest, eagerly watching the two of them fighting on the water, but he was not good at it. I saw Pig throwing a palladium in vain, pretending to lose and cheating, and turning around and heading for the east coast. The monster came later and almost reached the shore. Unable to bear it, Monkey left the master, pulled the iron bar and jumped to the river, hoping that the demon would hit him. The monster didn't dare to greet him, but swooped into Hanoi again. Pig shouted, "You are such an anxious monkey! You wait a little longer, and when I coax him to a high place, you stop the river and teach him not to look back, but you don't hold him! When will he come out when he goes in here? "

Monkey said with a smile, "Idiot, don't shout! Don't shout! Let's go back to see Master. " Pig went with him to the high shore and met Sanzang. Sanzang leaned over and said, "You've worked hard, disciple." "Not to mention the hardships," Pig said, "it's only a perfect solution to surrender the demon and send you across the river." Sanzang asked, "How did you deal with the evil spirits?" Pig said, "That demon's tactics are rivals to those of the old pig. In the middle of the battle, he was defeated by a fraud, and he rushed to the shore. Seeing my brother holding a stick, he ran away. " "What can we do if we do that?" Sanzang asked. "Don't worry, Master," Monkey said. "Don't be upset. Now it's getting late, and I'm sitting next to this cliff. When I go to cook some vegetarian food, you eat and go to sleep until tomorrow. " "You're right," Pig said. "Go and come quickly." Monkey jumped up in a hurry and went straight to the north to make a bowl of vegetarian food and give it back to Master. Seeing that he had arrived very quickly, the master called, "Wukong, let's go to Huazhai's house and ask him for a plan to cross the river. Isn't it better to argue with this monster?" Monkey said with a smile, "This house is far away! It's five or seven thousand miles away. Where did he learn about water? Ask him what is good for him? " "Brother is lying again," Pig said. Five or seven thousand miles, how did you wait so fast? " "You don't know that my somersault cloud is 18, miles long," Monkey said. Like this five or seven thousand road, you only need to nod your head at two o'clock and bow your waist, which is a return. What's the difficulty! " "Brother," Pig said, "since it's so easy, you just have to nod, bow and jump on the master's back. Why bother fighting with him?" "You can't drive a cloud?" Monkey asked. You carried the master there, didn't you? " "Master's flesh and blood is as heavy as Mount Tai," Pig said. "How can I be called a cloud rider? It must be your somersault. " "My somersault," Monkey said, "is also riding a cloud, but it's a little far away. You can't carry it, but how can I carry it? Since ancient times, Mount Tai has been sent as light as mustard seed, and it is difficult to take off the world of mortals with ordinary people. Like this demon-throwing monster, it makes a splash, but it is pulling and pulling, and it can't be taken away in the air. If you do that, I can do it. I know all about the stealth method and the land shrinking method.

But it's just that Master has to go through a foreign country in poverty, and he can't get out of the misery, so he can't move a step.

you and I can only support him and keep him alive. We can't replace these troubles and get the scriptures. Even if we can see the Buddha first, the Buddha won't give the scriptures to you and me. It is said that if it is easy, it will be idle. " When the idiot heard this, he listened.

so we ate some vegetarian food without vegetables, and the disciples rested next to the east cliff of quicksand.

The next morning, Sanzang asked, "Wukong, where were you born today?" "There's not much room," Monkey said. "We need Pig to get into the water." "Brother," Pig said, "if you want to be clean, just make me go into the water." "My dear brother," Monkey said, "I won't be acute any more. I just want you to lead him up. I'll stop the riverside and stop him from going back. I must catch him." Good Pig wiped his face, refreshed himself, took palladium in both hands to the riverside, separated the waterways, and went down to the nest again. Just after waking up, the monster suddenly heard the sound of water being pushed. He turned around and opened his eyes. When Pig came down with palladium, he jumped out and stopped him. "Slow down!" he shouted. Slow down! Look at the staff! " Pig held up the palladium and said,

"What a sad staff are you? Tell your ancestors to look at the staff!" The monster said, "You don't know anything about this fellow! My staff used to have a great reputation. It was originally a Thoreau Sect in the Moon. WU GANG cut down a branch, and Lu Ban made a cover. There is a gold inside, and there are thousands of beads outside. The name Bao Zhang is good at subduing demons, and Yong Zhen Lingxiao can subdue monsters. Because the official worships the general, the Jade Emperor gave me to take it with me. Whether it's long or short, it's up to me to be detailed and rough. I have also escorted the banquet of flat peaches, and I have also lived in the upper bound with the DPRK. The hall of value was once attended by saints, and the shutter was once seen in worship. Cultivate a spiritual magic weapon, not an instrument on earth. Since he was demoted to heaven, he has traveled overseas at will. Don't be bold and boast, it is difficult to compete with guns and knives in the world. Look at your rusty nails and palladium, so we have to hoe fields and build vegetables! " Pig said with a smile, "I'll throw less at you! Don't worry about cooking, I'm afraid I'll swing around for a while and teach you there's no place to put a plaster, and your nine eyes will bleed together!

Even if it doesn't die, it's an old tetanus! " The monster threw off his shelf, and under the water, he and Pig still came out of the water. This fight is even more different from the previous one. Look at him:

The staff wheel is made of palladium nails, and he is not a family member if he can't speak. Because Mumuke fesr, to make two wars. There is no winning or losing, no repetition, and the waves are not harmonious. How can this anger be tolerated?

that sadness is unbearable. Palladium comes to the staff to be a hero, and water rolling quicksand can be vicious. High-spirited, busy, mostly because of Sanzang's visit to the Western Regions. The palladium nail is fierce, and the treasure stick is very familiar. If this one is caught, it will be dragged ashore, and if that one is caught, it will be submerged. The sound is like a thunderbolt moving a ichthyosaur, and the clouds are dark and the ghosts are crouching. This game, coming and going, after 3 rounds of fighting, there is no strength. Pig pretended to lose again and dragged the palladium away. Then the monster came again, catching waves and rushing to the cliff. Pig scolded, "I'll throw a monster at you! You come up! This high place is down to earth! " The demon scolded, "You're such a fool to coax me up and teach that helper to come. You come down and fight in the water. " It turned out that the demon was good and refused to go ashore again. He only quarreled with Bajie on the riverside.

When Monkey saw that he refused to go ashore, he was so anxious that he wanted to catch him. "Master!" Monkey said. Sit down and wait for me to carve food with him. " Just somersault, jump in the air, brush down, to catch the demon. The demon was quarrelling with Pig when he heard the wind. He turned around and saw that Monkey had dropped the cloud, but he took back his staff and plunged into the water.