How to become aloof

The ways to become aloof are as follows:

1. Say goodbye to small steps.

2. Lean back in the chair, shut up, and look at the things in your hands.

3. Straighten your knees.

4. Stand still and don’t move.

5. Don’t be caught.

6. Elegantly crossed legs.

7. Don’t put your hands in your sleeves.

8. Don’t arrange your bangs frequently. 9. When everyone is laughing about something, stay calm and act indifferent.

10. Keep your speech as brief as possible, without humor, and in a slightly serious tone.

11. Take less initiative to communicate with others.

12. Use your eyes to criticize others, not words.

13. Calmly say short syllables such as "good", "no" and "um".

14. Add a period after every sentence when chatting.

15. The biggest reaction when meeting an acquaintance is just a smile.

16. When you are angry, take a deep breath and try to calm yourself down.

17. When others tell jokes, you smile coldly.

18. Look in your eyes, straighten your chest and tuck in your belly, and sneer. Think of your enemy in your heart, silently remember that I will kill you a hundred times, and then leave.

19. The most important point: when you want to cry, please raise your head, close your eyes, and sneer. Others will not think you are crying, but that you are a cold peacock.

20. Lean back in your chair, shut up, and look at the thing in your hand.