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1. If you can't better protect yourself from harm, then you should at least remember 1: Don't believe it.

2. Drinking and singing used to be called grades. Now keep a low profile, work hard to make money and spend more time with your family. That's reliable. No matter how awesome you are, no matter how rich you are, doing things that match your age, that's called responsibility!

There is no right or wrong in this society, only strength. Come on, you can't be buttered up. Even the dog will step on you.

4. Say all the good things when you are needed; When you are not needed, turn around immediately; When I like you, you are the brightest star; When I hate you, you are the worst. This is the society you want to accept!

5. The happiest thing for people: sound parents, intimate friends and lovers who can't be stolen. Everything else is an illusion, so don't worry too much.

6. Find the reason first, don't always ask others. Your shoes are dirty because the road you walk is not clean.

7. Dignity is such a thing, you have to have the power to defend it, otherwise, it will be a shameful life.

8. If you don't have the ability to clean up the mess, don't indulge in fickle emotions. If you have no skill, don't be too angry, or you will be in trouble. If you don't have too many abilities, don't have too many desires, otherwise it will be very painful.

9. If the economy cannot stand on its own feet, there will be no confidence in personal dignity, and love and freedom will be wronged.

10. If you want others to enlighten you, stare at you, coax you, encourage you and advise you not to do it, then you will be poor! Whether this is chicken soup or not, this is reality.

1 1. Others charge you for borrowing money. Don't care too much if the quantity is small. If it's big, you either don't borrow it or admit it.

12. People who don't care about you, don't bother. If you lose your smile and dignity, don't kick inappropriate shoes and grind your feet, leaving a pile of blood bubbles.

13. People who don't know how to refuse will not get real respect from others even if they kill themselves. Because the other person is used to your obedience.

14. Smart people are sweet-tongued, and annoying people can act. You can't just be cheated.

15. If you can't divide it, you can buy it if you like. Try restarting it. It's none of your business or mine. Use these five simple and rude rules frequently, and you will solve 80% of the troubles in life.

16. Sharing happiness with wrong people becomes showing off; Sad to share the wrong person becomes melodramatic and even becomes a joke.

17. Take out your temper and call it instinct; It's called skill to suppress your temper.

18. These words are very popular recently, very good! Things can't be delayed, words can't be much, and people can't do it. Don't ask, don't think, don't talk about things that have nothing to do with you.

19. People are not as good as ghosts without money, and soup is not as good as water without salt. You will gradually find that a kind heart is never as good as a good mouth.

20. If you know too much and see too thoroughly, you will become an orphan of the world. Always deeply disappointed, but the routine is popular. You know: there are two things in the world that you can't look directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart.