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What humorous personality signatures are there?

You're crazy and a little stupid, and you have to pester me until the end of the world.

Those recovered things are second-hand.

Don't think that I can scare you by meeting love at the corner.

You have grown up like this. Why don't you study and wait for something?

It is said that you can't eat snacks in class. Fortunately, I brought hot pot today.

Look at that handsome guy. Oh, this is a mirror.

Never tell jokes at the seaside, because it will make the sea laugh.

In the past, others served the young lady, but now the young lady serves others.

Everything in Dont Ask For Help is definitely not owned by one person.

Since there is grass near the nest, why should rabbits run all over the mountain!

Picking up girls is like fishing. You should cast a net in an all-round way and focus on training.

My mother in the country said that a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. I said that few people in the city know each other right.

Shortcomings are also points, so let's stop here.

My elder sister is so kind to me: she talks about my strengths to my face and my weaknesses behind my back.

I want to hold you in my hands and let you die in my hands.

Avoid aging by staying awake during the day and prolong life by staying awake at night.

As long as you dare to speak hard, give an iron bar a grinding needle.

Modern people don't treat money as money, but as life.

Six words in life: endure slowly and get confused slowly.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.