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The golden retriever is not calm at all, as stupid as Hal. Why?

This is normal. Xiao Jin Mao is so lively and will become more and more stable as he grows older. The master doesn't have to restrain the golden retriever. After all, the golden retriever's busy time is very short, and the owner should enjoy it. After 6 months, the golden retriever will become more and more stable and lazy.

Why is this happening?

In most people's impression, the golden retriever is particularly stable and always has a bitter and bitter expression. But this is actually a misunderstanding. Golden retriever is very friendly to human beings and wags its tail when it sees strangers' water. Once, a shovel officer with golden hair posted a video on the Internet, saying that a thief had entered his house, but the golden hair wagged its tail at the thief and there was no sound at all. The big golden retriever is steady, the little golden retriever is lively and lovely, and he can run around the house, just like Hal. The owner can cherish this period of time, after all, the golden retriever will become more stable after 6 months. Moreover, the golden retriever is relatively heavy, and it can grow to about 60 pounds casually, and the owner can't hold it at all.

You can take more golden retrievers out to play.

Golden retriever yearns for the outside world, so the owner can take Golden Retriever out for a walk, which can consume the redundant energy of Golden Retriever and make Golden Retriever more obedient and sensible. In the process of walking, the owner should also bring a traction rope, so as not to let the little golden hair hurt other small animals or children. Although the golden retriever is friendly to humans, it is a bit fierce to small animals. And the golden retriever is very enthusiastic, and some people can't bear such enthusiasm. For example, when you see a person, the golden retriever will pounce on him with his tail wagging wildly, which will make some people who don't like dogs feel scared. After all, the golden retriever is relatively large, which will bring people a sense of oppression.

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The owner can guide Jin Mao with snacks, and then let Jin Mao learn some small instructions and become obedient.