How to say it humorously when school starts today?

1. What can I do when school starts? Just sitting in prison and listening to the reason.

2. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, be higher and lighter …

I enjoyed my summer vacation, but my mother broke us up when school started.

4. Mom said: School begins, and all your studies are used in your mind.

I'm not prepared and worried. Your starting school like this has brought tragedy to my summer vacation.

6. Starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced and tomorrow you will go to jail. ...

7. The progress of homework can never catch up with the progress of school.

8. Please note: the school will start soon, and the crazy children will go crazy. School starts if you're not crazy!

9. Who will help me ask the teacher for leave? I have a phobia of starting school.

10. Children's shoes who say that they should work hard every time before school starts.

1 1. [You know I have to go back to school even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down]

12. If Sister Ma Lanpo doesn't come back, we will start school! ! !

13. I'll follow whoever says I've lost weight after school starts.

14. You are not welcome at the beginning of school. Let's leave now. Don't talk to me about it, it will hurt our feelings.

15. Start school tomorrow. Let's all wash and sleep early.

16. I hope to meet a good girlfriend after school starts.

17. School begins, and fewer and fewer people send signatures.

18. Drugs and drugs are noisy. I say school starts and you say grass ~

19. Start school if you are not crazy.

20. [The first thing in school is to write someone's name on the dusty desk with your fingers, smile and erase it]

2 1. I'll die with whoever says I'm fat or black at the beginning of school.

22. I said why I can't sleep these days. It turns out that school phobia is also funny.

23. 【 You can't start school before Sister Na comes back 】

24. Drugs and drugs cause trouble. When I say school starts, you say grass *

25. Grandpa Hua: It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners at school. -Interesting talk about starting school

26. I want to hire a husband when school starts.

27. [Start school if you're not crazy]

28. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

29. After all, menstruation will start again, and homework will be cheated.

30. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.