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A joke about Tang Priest's apprentice flying in the sky.
So, the Tang Priest said, let's answer the question, and jump if we can't answer it.
Tang Priest: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?
Wukong: One.
Tang Priest: OK, here you are.
Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?
Friar Sand: One.
Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.
Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question.
Tang Priest: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?
..... Bajie jumped directly. ?
Soon, the four of them flew to travel again.
There was another plane crash on the way, and there were still only three parachutes.
They went on answering questions.
Tang Priest: Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded?
Wukong: 1949.
Tang Priest: Good. Give you one.
Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many people died in the reform and opening-up war?
Friar Sand: 2.5 million people.
Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.
Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?
..... Bajie had to jump directly. ?
The third time, the four of them went to travel by plane again and had an accident on the way.
Then Pig said, Master, you don't have to ask. I jump by myself. Then jump.
Tang Priest put his hands together: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time.
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