Bob, type a book with super funny jokes published by one person.

A young man went to the barber shop for a haircut. He asked, "How long does it take to get a haircut?" The barber looked at the customers in the shop.

Said, "About two hours." The young man is gone.

A few days later, the young man came for a haircut. As soon as I entered the door, I asked, "How long does it take to get a haircut?" The barber looked at it.

The customer waiting in line at the optical shop said, "About three hours." The young man is gone.

A week later, the young man came again and asked, "How long does it take to get a haircut?" The barber saw that the shop was full.

The customer said, "About four and a half hours." The young man is gone.

The barber looked at a friend in the shop and said, "Hey, Bill, follow this guy and see where he goes. He always comes to ask him

How long have I waited for a haircut, but I never came back. "

After a while, Bill went back to the store, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "Where did he leave here?"

Bill looked up and smiled with tears in his eyes: "I went to your house!" " "

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At first, I thought it was a dirty joke, but later I felt ashamed. That young man is a thief. He should steal.

So this is a serious joke. But watching it again is still a dirty joke, because stealing may be the first two.

It was discovered for the second time. This makes sense at first glance, but there is a key figure in the text-Bill, why?

Will laugh hysterically, tears will flow out, whether he is on the barber's side or on the young side.

By the way, his smile is not very reasonable. As an excellent joke, there should be no such mistake, which shows that I am right.

There is a deviation in understanding jokes. We need to continue to analyze and re-understand. Now our focus is on Bill. Why?

He's the only one with a name in the whole article? The young man went to the barber shop three times. Bill, has he been here all the time? bill

What exactly does it represent? What do hairdressers and young men stand for?

Marx said, "Think about everything." So, first of all, let's analyze the background of this story, which is in

Under what social conditions. The background of the story involves two places, one bright and the other dark. Where there is light

The barber's friend is called Bill, which is an obvious western name. It takes a long time to get a haircut in the dark.

Team members, haircut services are in short supply.

Judging from the clues in the lamp, the story usually takes place in western countries, but Chairman Mao taught us to be afraid in the world.

We are afraid of being serious, so we can't jump to conclusions. We need to make a comprehensive analysis to see which result is reasonable.

More realistic. Let's keep looking. We can't seem to draw any definite conclusions from the darkness, but

Judging from the source and spreading process of the joke, especially considering the warning of the story and the role of educators, I think this story is very popular.

Life is set in China. I believe everyone has the experience of queuing for a haircut.

But why did the author let a westerner's name appear? Who the hell is he? To answer this question, we

It is necessary to re-analyze the roles of hairdressers and young people.

This young man's activities are very simple. Every time he goes to the barber shop, he asks if there is a place, then he goes to the barber shop and then gets a haircut.

Shop, and then go back to the barber shop, so third, (I don't know if it will continue) here, I think the barber shop works.

As an unrestricted place with a large number of people, it is a metaphor of the whole society, and the barber is the ruler of the society.

The barber's home, for this young man, represents a temporary separation from society, but it is also a long-term residence.

Location.

Young people obviously represent a kind of people, and the key point is on this small scale, representing youth.

Let's imagine, a young man, running to the society and asking, is there a place?

People in power say, no, how long will it take?

The young man had to leave here for a while and go to a temporary place.

After a while, he asked again:

Does this scene look familiar? What is this?

By the way, you are right. The young man represents the students looking for a job, and the position in the barber shop represents the job opportunity.

The barber's home is our lovely school.

In this way, the whole joke can be translated as follows:

I graduated from college. Do you have a job? No, wait another two years, alas, then I have to study for a master's degree;

I graduated with a master's degree Do you have a job? No, wait another three or four years, alas, then you have to be a doctor;

I got my doctorate when I graduated. Do you have a job? No, wait, alas, that must be a strong man.

Now back to our original question, who is Bill?

Think again, which bill is the best now?

Congratulations, you got it right again. He is Bill Gates.

So you can understand why Bill laughed so hysterically, because Bill went to work before graduating from college.

So he saw the young man go back to study for a doctorate for work, and he thought it was really funny.

To sum up, this joke is actually about school and employment.