Why are all the jokes about football so touching?

More than ten years ago, I was in high school. My deskmate is a quiet and beautiful girl who likes me very much. But maybe it's because sexual enlightenment is too late. I turned a blind eye to her. My only hobby is playing football, and her only hobby is watching me play football ... I liked the German team very much at that time and took pains to instill in her how powerful the Golden Bomber was and how awesome Hasley was. Although she didn't understand, she still looked at me quietly with a smile in her eyes. Time flies, when Germany won the World Cup in Korea and Japan that summer, I was about to graduate from senior three. On the day of parting, I sent her a postcard from Klinsmann, and she was filled with joy. After all, it was the first time I gave her something in three years ... Slowly, Klinsmann changed from a player to a coach. Graduated from college, worked, socialized, and didn't know all day. I went home during the Spring Festival last year and had nothing to do. I decided to play football. As a result, I was out of breath after running for a few steps. I just sit on the sidelines and watch others play. After watching it for a while, my eyes were attracted by a child wearing the German team 18 jersey. I feel that children are very organized in dribbling and passing. When the child was resting, I took the initiative to go over and talk to him. "Good performance. How old are you?" "I am seven years old." "I play too well. Do you usually play less? " "I don't usually play. My father doesn't like me playing football and says it's useless. " I froze for a moment, and suddenly I couldn't pick up the words. The atmosphere seemed a little dull, so I changed the subject. "Do you like Germany?" "hmm." "Then which star of the German team do you like?" "Klinsmann." He answered without thinking. "Hey, you know Klinsmann, too." I suddenly became interested. He proudly replied, "Of course, my mother has his postcards. She said that Klinsmann was a golden bomber ... "Now I have a smiling face in the corner of the sunset, just like her. Some people, some things, have missed, missed, no longer passed by, and never looked back, but years have taken away the best things in their hearts!

2. The truth about the China team.

There is a truth that must be told to everyone! China ranks 95th in the world for men's soccer, far higher than China in terms of per capita income, official corruption index, social welfare, education level, medical system, environmental index, per capita natural resources and happiness index. You say, who are we to laugh at China football?

3. Monk Pepe

Pepe's career: banned in 2009 10 games, 4 kicks, 4 slaps and 2 scolding referees. In 2007, he quarreled with his teammates during training, then elbowed his opponent, and then he had a nosebleed. 1 1 year kick Lyon, with your right knee against the back of your opponent's head, stepping on his abdomen and kicking his face. This product is full of kung fu, a butcher on the court and a city manager in Portugal. He is eager to fight with his opponents and teammates. 14 World Cup Germany and Portugal fought fiercely, and Pepe ran into Muller. Referee: "Batter, what's your name?" Pepe: "bah" Referee: "The red card is thick!"

4. Football in China

C Ronaldo retired and Brazilian football has not recovered for 8 years; Zidane retired and French football 12 did not recover; Baggio retired, and Italian football did not slow down on 16; Cruyff retired, and Dutch football has not slowed down for more than 20 years; Puskas retired, and Hungarian football has not recovered for more than 30 years; Golf retired, China football has not recovered for more than 1000 years!

"How to prove that you have money in one sentence?" "I only buy the China team!"

5. Football commentator

Zhu: "Ah! ! ! Right, right, good shot, right, right, good shot, oh! ! ! Yes, yes, good shot, yes, yes, wow! ! ! Good shot, yeah, yeah, good shot, ah! Pass it higher, damn it! Oh! ! ! Good shot, yeah, yeah, good shot! Right, good shot, right, right, good shot, ouch! ! ! Good shot, right, right, good shot, right, good shot, ouch! ! ! Good shot, right, right, right.

Han Qiaosheng's masterpiece-1996 Manchester United game ~ ~ Han Qiaosheng's best explanation: No.7 player Sharp points the ball and passes it to No.9 player, who is also called Sharp. They may be brothers. There are many brothers who are active in football, such as Delporte in Holland and Keane in Ireland. Good shot, this ball is passed to 10, very good. Hey, 10 is also called Sharp. It may be that foreign players only have their last names printed on their jerseys. These players are all surnamed Sharp, just like many players in Korea are surnamed Park. Nice, 10 connects two players and scores a goal. No. 1 1 to congratulate,No. 1 1 is-Sharp (pause for a moment) Sorry, Sharp is the name of the sponsor printed on the jersey.