Button’s very funny personality signature: The girl who doesn’t button her

Some friends like to be funny and humorous, so they are very popular. Both male and female friends like to be with such people. If you also want to bring joy to your best friend, Then let’s take a look at the very funny and personalized signatures I’ve shared with you.

KouKou's very funny signatures (selected)

1) Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder, apply one pack of it after one knife, and it will guarantee you a second knife if you want.

2) A man’s words are like a woman’s weight loss, she can never do it.

3) I will be your heart in the next life. If I don’t beat it, you will die.

4) Happy days are days when you go to bed with enough food.

5) Listening to English songs is great. I haven’t gotten bored even after listening to them for half a year because I don’t understand them.

6) No matter how painful this life is, we have to go on with it.

7) The girl is not too outstanding, but she is never good.

8) Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If Ziruo refused to leave, he was knocked unconscious and continued to be dragged away.

9) In ancient times, one sword conquered the world, but now one sword conquers the world.

10) As soon as you go out, birds will fly away from thousands of mountains, and thousands of people will be wiped out.

11) When I came to this world, I had no intention of returning alive.

12) You are not the traffic policeman in my head and have no right to interfere with my direction.

13) The teacher always likes to say during class: Classmates, please look at me.

14) I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

15) Your height slows down the Internet speed, and your length consumes too much memory

KouKou’s very funny personality signature ( Popular)

1) Donor, I am here to beg for alms. Can I have fried chicken legs + Coke, grilled chicken wings + orange juice?

2) As long as you haven’t drank Meng Po yet Tang, you still belong to me

3) If you don’t read the book during the exam, you are like a pig. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend if you get caught.

4) People who do not want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.

5) If you could turn back time, you should really be a placenta forever!

6) When you have money, you spend money, and when you have no money, you worship God.

7) Failed in politics? Normal! There are hundreds of millions of people in China, is it your turn to be the president?

8) Tell me, do you want to die or not live anymore?

9) The real show-off dares to face the thin skin.

10) Recollecting the word "life" for decades makes my brain twitch and my spinal cord spasm. Still missing the point.

11) The secret to staying young is to have a restless heart

12) Spending money is as easy as shit, making money is as hard as eating shit

13) When a woman looks at the sky, she is not looking for anything. She might just have a nosebleed

14) Talking is the same as farting, it's just one breath.

15) I have done two wrong things in my life. One is to be born, and the other is to live.

QuoKou’s very funny signature (latest)

1) Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind later.

2) People who do not want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.

3) I don’t do things that I regret, I only do things that make you regret.

4) I don’t love people in general, I don’t love ordinary people, but I love people in an unusual way.

5) A teacher asked a student why the body becomes cold after death. One student replied: A calm mind naturally cools down.

6) Failed physics? That’s normal! Do you need to consider air resistance when you jump from a building?

7) I only have one heart, look at it.

8) I stood on the streets of Tokyo and sang the Japanese national anthem loudly - we are all Qin Shousheng.

9) Many people think they are thinking when they reorganize their prejudices.

10) We are all farsighted, blurring the happiness closest to us.

11) Some people will make you feel bad if they are serious, and some people will give you a toothache if they are too weak!

12) I thought to myself one week before the exam: strive for first place and first place. One week: just work hard. After the exam: focus on participation.

13) Love is nothing more than cheating on a beautiful girl when you are lonely.

14) The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

15) If you want to pick the moon, then please look at your own altitude first

16) Love is like a joke, it makes others laugh to death, and it hurts yourself.

17) If you leave first, don’t blame me for turning my back to you when you turn around

18) The road to success is always under construction.

19) When I was a child, I liked to play hide-and-seek. After all my friends had hidden, I would go home.

20) The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

21) Having an opportunity means: there is an airplane available to take when going out for inspection. !

22) His face is very haggard, and he looks like someone from the old society.

23) The sadness of people is not that they are inferior to dogs, but that they think they are much better than dogs!

24) If I want to get ahead, I can’t take the right path!

< p>25) When others start calling you crazy, you are not far from success.

26) The greatest revenge I can give you is to live a happier life than you.

27) Everyone says I’m fat! In fact, I’m just not visibly thin!

28) Faced with expensive gas prices, high housing prices, difficulty in making friends, and staying at home is the lowest level of consumption. .

29) Women are made of water, so don’t be too cold to her. Once the temperature is above zero and it freezes, it will only end up frostbiting you.

30) Hold your hand and walk into the coffin.