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If Liangshan holds a sports meeting, who will win the championship in which event?
After two days of competition, the first sports meeting of Liangshan Bay "Do Good for the Heaven" Cup has decided the gold medal winners of various sports. Song Jiang, chairman of the conference, read out the list of winners:
Organizers: Chai Jin and Mars.
Members of the Organizing Committee: Song Jiang, Lu Junyi, Wu Yong and Gongsun Sheng.
Judges: Hu, Guan Sheng, Lin Chong and Qin Ming.
Cheerleading: Hu Sanniang, Sun Erniang and Gu Dasao.
Archery gold medal winner: Hua Rong.
Shooting gold medal winner: Zhang Qing.
Gold medalist in high jump: Shi Jin
Gold medalist in weightlifting: Li Kui JY.
Taekwondo gold medal winner: Song Wu.
Boxing gold medal winner: Jong Li.
Gold medalist in horse racing: Lin Chong
Bicycle Gold Medal Winner: Suo Chao
Badminton singles gold medal winner: Zhang Qing.
Badminton doubles gold medalists: Lv Fang and Guo Sheng.
Gold medalist in table tennis singles: Bai Sheng.
Gold medalists in table tennis doubles: Kong Ming and Kong Liang.
Gold medal winner of basketball team:
Hou Jian (Armape), Xiang Chong (Nezha with Eight Arms), Song Wan (King Kong in the Cloud), Cai Fu (Armape) and Du Qian (reach for the sky).
Gold medal winners of the football team: (two-headed snake), Jiebao (two-tailed scorpion), Hao (), Deng Fei (fire eye), Yan Shun (gold), Yang Lin (leopard), Wang Ying (short-legged tiger), Chen Da (tigger), Gong Wang (Hu Xiang) and so on.
Swimming Competition: Gold Medal Winner of 50m: Ruan Xiaowu.
100 meter gold medal winner: Li Jun.
200-meter gold medal winner: Ruan Xiaoer
400-meter gold medal winner: Ruan Xiaoqi
1500m gold medal winner: Zhang Shun.
Gold medal winners of diving synchronized10m platform: Tong Wei and Meng Tong.
Track and field competition (men's team): 100 meter gold medal winner: Lu.
200-meter gold medal winner: Shi Xiu
400-meter gold medal winner: Yang Xiong
800-meter gold medal winner: Yan Qing.
1500m gold medal winner: Lei Heng.
Winner of the 5000-meter gold medal: Dai Zong.
Javelin gold medal winner: Dong Ping.
I have been fascinated by Water Margin since I was a child. I often move stools and wait for my father to tell me about the various characters in the book. After listening, it is always memorable.
Now that I'm grown up, I've finished reading Water Margin. Every time I think of Liangshan heroes, I will always be moved by their true temperament.
Today, Mini magazine saw this topic and suddenly felt refreshed. Many heroes in the water margin, their distinctive personalities, suddenly reflected in my mind, making my blood boil and it was difficult to calm down for a long time.
In this way, I will show you all the heroes of the water margin who participated in the sports meeting in the form of postmodern jokes. Ladies and gentlemen, the modern sports meeting after the Water Margin is about to tell you-
Focus 1: Post-modern joke Liangshan game
It is said that since Liangshan was acclaimed, all heroes have nothing to do, so they are in groups of three or five, or they drink all day and get as drunk as a fiddler, such as Li Kui jy and Ruan Xiaoer; Or gather people to gamble, and sometimes fight because of gambling, such as Liu Tang, Lehe, Yan Shun and others; People with strong discipline concepts, such as Hu and Huarong, take time to exercise every day and run around the mountains; Men who have always been used to wandering around, such as Lu, Shi Xiu, Shi Jin and others, slipped down the mountain to Tokyo to watch the World Cup qualifiers while Gongsun Sheng, a member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, did not pay attention; Many people, such as Lin Chong and Yang Zhi, did not go down the mountain, but raised money to buy lottery tickets. Every day, they inquire about the latest news of the World Cup from Dai Zong, a member of Liangshan Foreign Publicity Committee, and Xiao Rang, editor-in-chief of Liangshan Daily. The whole Liangshan Dazhai has become a mess.
Sung river see in the eye, anxious. He hurriedly consult with Wu Yong. After their joint research, he finally decided to hold a Liangshan Games in Shui Bo!
After some tossing and turning, Shui Bo Liangshan Sports Meeting was finally held as scheduled. At the opening ceremony, Su Taiwei, Minister of Sports of Dasong, delivered an opening speech, and Lehe sang the theme song "Good Han Song". After Hua Rong, the athlete's representative, and Yu Baosi, the referee's representative, delivered speeches respectively, Song Jiang announced the opening of the first Shui Bo Liangshan Games!
The events on the first day of the competition were archery, weightlifting and fencing. In archery, Hua Rongdao and Yan Qing had a fierce competition. Huarong Road has played its true role as an archer, with ten arrows hitting the bull's-eye. Yan Qing missed all the first nine arrows, and the last one missed the target and missed the championship. Huarong won the first gold medal in the history of the sports meeting.
Weightlifting events are not divided into kilograms. The weight of weightlifting is the big stone lion in front of the hut. Participants need to lift the top, put it down, and then lift it over the top. The winner is the one with the most consecutive times. As a result, Lu went up and down fifty times in a row, still calm and won the championship. However, because Lu ate a lot of dog meat before the game and drank in the big altar, he was reported as a handle by his opponent and demanded to be deprived of the championship title. However, after verification by Wu Yong, drinking was not explicitly prohibited before the competition, so as to maintain his championship results.
There were many competitors in fencing, and as a result, coach Lin beat Hu to win the championship with standard posture and standardized fencing movements.
The next day's games were wrestling and boxing. The wrestling competition is fierce, and Yan Qing, Song Wu, Jiao Ting and Xue Yong all have world-class standards. In the semi-final, Yan Qing easily defeated Jiao Ting, who used "shameless play". Song Wu once again showed his tiger fighting skill and knocked the "pest" to the ground. In the final, Song Wu and Yan Qing showed their magical powers, and the fierce confrontation attracted Su Taiwei, Song Jiang and other senior leaders to watch. Because the two men had been fighting for a long time, Wu Yongsui, the referee on duty, announced that they were tied for the championship.
This boxing match is particularly eye-catching because of the appearance of Li Kui jy. Of course, Shi Jin, Lei Heng, Liu Tang and others are not vegetarians. After a fierce battle, Li Kui jy defeated all his opponents and won the championship.
The third day is the highlight of the sports meeting-track and field competition. In the high jump competition, the "bug jump" in "Flea on the Drum" is the ugliest jump, but because of this, Time Shift beat all the masters, set a new world record and won the championship, which is surprising. "Desperate Saburo" Shi Xiu won the long jump championship in one fell swoop with the "jumping off the building" realized by Daming House; On the other hand, Song Wu won the triple jump. In the following track events, Chai Jin, Suochao and Qin Ming won the gold medals in the 200m, 400m and100m hurdles respectively. Dean Dai undoubtedly won two long-distance running championships and defended his honor of "escaping from God".
On the last day, the game was moved to Shui Bo, and many heroes of Liangshan Water Army watched the three-day military game on the shore. They have been gearing up and eager to try, and finally they have come to the game. They are all like dragons in the sea and full of vitality. First, the rowing competition, Ruan brothers played well and won the champion of single paddle and triple paddle. In the diving competition, Tong Wei and Meng Tong, two brothers, have a high level of action and great difficulty, and both won the championship in cliff diving and beach diving. Li Jun won the gold medal in the sailing competition without hesitation.
The most exciting swimming competition has begun. In the freestyle competition, the Zhang brothers and Ruan Jia Sanxia had a fierce competition. You chased me, the waves rolled and the people on the shore cheered. In the end, Zhang Shun won the gold medal by half a step ahead of Ruan. The gold medal winners of other events are: butterfly and Zhang Heng; Backstroke, Li Jun; Breaststroke, Ruan Xiaowu.
Song Jiang saw the wonderful performance of his brothers and broke three world records for three days in a row, which won the gas for Liangshan brothers and added light to his face. Gypsy made the emperor sit up and take notice of him in the future, and his heart was as happy as eating honey, and he laughed with excitement. As he and the court Commissioner walked out of the stadium and passed the garbage dump at the edge of the garbage dump, "Song Xiong, look at those bottles over there. They seem different. " Following the direction pointed by the Commissioner, Sung River walked over and took a closer look. "Dope" touched his pocket again, and the pile of red envelopes had long been moved and stolen, and he suddenly fainted. ...
Thus, the competition situation of this sports meeting is as follows:
Running competition:
Champion: Mr. Dai,
Runner-up: Wang,
Wushu competition:
Champion: Lu Junyi.
Sumo competition:
Champion: Yan Qing.
Runner-up: Jiao Ting
Horse racing:
Champion: Guan Sheng.
Runner-up: Lu Junyi
Weightlifting competition:
Champion: Lu,,
Archery competition:
Champion: Huarong.
Runner-up: Xuan Zan
Third runner-up: Sun Li
Beauty contest:
Champion: Hu Sanniang
Runner-up: Gu Dasao
Third place: Sun Erniang.
Hidden weapon lethality competition:
Champion: Huarong.
Runner-up: Mars
Third place: Zhang Qing.
Spelling contest:
Champion: Gongsun Sheng.
Runner-up: Fan Rui
Equestrian events:
Champion: Sun Li
Long jump competition:
Champion: Lei Heng.
Runner-up: Chen Da
Javelin competition:
Champions: Gong Wang, Ding Desun.
Swimming competition:
Champion: Zhang Shun.
Runner-up: Li Jun.
Third place: Ruan.
Whipping competition:
Champion: Hu
Runner-up: Sun Li
Third runner-up: Sun Xin
Mountaineering competition:
Champion: Jie Zhen Jiebao
High Jump Competition: Time Transfer
In addition: Mu Hong, Liu Tang, Bai Sheng and others watched the game in the stands, doing nothing, and each person was fined 300 afterwards.
Focus 2: Sports Commentary Edition of Liangshan Games (Recommended)
Liangshan is full of talented people, and the lineup of 108 people is enough to form a sports team and hold a decent modern sports meeting. If the Olympic Games are set up, who can win each individual champion in Liangshan?
The first gold medal winner: track and field
Track events are the most beautiful events in track and field competitions, especially sprint and middle-long distance running. If you win the Olympic champion, you will go down in history and attract the attention of thousands of people. Among Liangshan heroes, the best runner is the leader of the Step Army, and the leader of the Top Ten Step Army, led by him, is a natural candidate to stand on the last runway. The 17th National Congress of the Communist Party of China is also a strong competitor of middle and long distance running, competing for all the running and walking championships.
Shen Xing Taibao Dai could have won all the running championships without any suspense. However, due to the influence of the competition system and the conflict of competition time, Mr. Dai gave up the sprint and middle-long distance running and focused on the 5000m, 10000m and marathon. As a result, Mr. Dai won three gold medals in track and field.
The women's flying king took the lead with a quick start and won the 100-meter gold medal with a slight advantage.
The gold medal in the column 1 10 belongs to Yu Baosi, a dangerous Taoist god. Why, because this fellow has long legs, others only need thirteen or four steps between hurdles, and Yu Baosi only needs seven steps, plus hurdles are easy, so he won the first place with absolute advantage.
Lu won the 50-kilometer race without any doubt, and the monk took a detour from Wutai Mountain to Suoguo Temple in Bianjing to exercise his feet. Later, from Suoguo Temple to Mengzhou, then from Mengzhou to Erlong Mountain. I've gone further and further twice, and I don't know how many wrong roads I've taken. I learned a stunt of walking race, which is absolutely unparalleled. Just 50 kilometers, for monks, it is simply too easy. After the game, the monk strongly suggested that the distance of Liangshan race walk be extended by 100 times.
Song Wu's footwork was good, but he was fined three red cards for illegal drinking on the way and missed the gold medal.
However, everything has a bright side. Wu's second master took advantage of his enthusiasm and turned to throw out great things. He won three consecutive throwing championships and three gold medals, namely shot put, discus and hammer throw, hanging on his chest. To say that the best hammer thrower in Water Margin should be Luan Yuting, an iron bar. If this person takes part in the competition, Song Wu may only get two gold medals. At this moment, I can't help thinking of Song Jiang's words: "It's a pity that I killed that hero Luan Yuting".
The javelin champion was won by Li Qiang. Although Feitian Dasheng does not have the divine power of Song Wu, his javelin skill is very powerful. It turns out that this is for people to play.
The champion of the high jump was won by Fan Shi, and the fleas on the drums showed their unparalleled lightness skill, which was one foot and two higher than the second place. The flea on the drum also said at the press conference after the game that the cottage was a little stingy, and the jump on the head was only 10 feet high, which was not enough for him to jump lightly. Liu Yun said that the brothers who moved in time are right, and the next sports meeting will give you a full high point.
The champion of the long jump went to Chen Da, not because the tiger jumped farthest, but because it was illegal to jump out of the bunker three times when it was moving, and it lost the right to the final. Chen Da picked up a bargain.
Lin won the pole vault. Lin Chong can win this championship, and half of the credit is due to Zhang Ba Snake Spear. The longest weapon in Liangshan not only played a role in the battlefield, but also helped Lin Chong show his face in the track and field.
After three days of fierce competition, all the 23 gold medals in men's track and field went to the owner. Song Wu and Dai Zong won three gold medals respectively and were rated as the best athletes.
Water sports don't follow the routine.
In this Liangshan Games, the swimming events did not follow the routine, but set up six events: indoor swimming, open water, snorkeling, outdoor high platform diving, kayaking and surfing.
Ruan won the first place in indoor swimming, and the fishermen in Shi Jiecun swam just right in relative calm, and all kinds of swimming strokes also met the rules of the competition. Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu not only have no advantage in age, but also intend to help their old brothers.
Li Jun, the dragon of the mixed river, won the first place in the open waters, which is well-deserved.
Diving champion Zhang Shun jumped into Zhu Gui's hotel from Golden Beach in one breath, and was too scared to make a sound in the dry land for a long time. In fact, Zhang Shun's strength is not only diving, but also the skill of floating on the water. With this unique skill, Zhang Shun won the first place in surfing again.
When setting up swimming events, naval leaders shouted that it was unfair and there were too few events. After repeated discussions by the Competition Committee, considering the contribution of Liangshan Water Army, no one can compete with it, and one and a half gold medals are decided. In this way, Lang Li Baitiao won the qualification to compete with Song Wu, Dai Zong and others for MVP.
An uninvited guest came to the outdoor diving field-Lei Heng, a tiger with wings. Lei Du-tou thought, who can compare with the wing tiger when jumping from a ten-foot platform?
Ray is really wrong. Can he drink water? Therefore, Lei Heng jumped down from the high platform to perform the skills of Flying Tigers, which was also very beautiful, and the difficulty coefficient reached 8.9. However, when approaching the water, Ray felt dizzy. Helpless, the thrush tiger had to prance in the air and suddenly fell to the edge of the cliff-seven referees held up the sign in unison: 0.
Lei Heng made a big joke in the 10-foot platform diving competition, and the birth of the final champion almost became a joke of Liangshan heroes. It is said that when the water army came to the stadium, this group of jiaozi and the river-crossing slugs were really afraid of such a precipice, and their legs twitched one by one, as if they were afraid of heights.
Unveiled people came to cheer for Xunyangjiang brothers and went to the platform to cheer for Zhang Heng, saying that as long as Lao Zhang got into the water, the champion would be a shoo-in. Mu Hong's action caused the referee to reprimand him, ordered him to get off the platform, and never allowed to interfere with the game. Mu Hong, who never showed his "quiet" nature, flew into a rage at this time, had an argument with the referee, and made a hullabaloo about the bird game set by his friends. No one dares to jump, so it is not the spirit of Liangshan heroes.
Hearing Mu Hong's curse, the referee was furious and ordered the law enforcement team to go to Gaotai to arrest people and be taken to the thatched cottage for detention, and the body should not be involved for life. With a genial smile, Mu Hong hurried back. Unexpectedly, Mu Hong fell into a panic, but the platform was unobstructed. Mu Hong turned over and jumped into the water. Suddenly lost the cliff, Mu Hong struggled in the air and did a somersault for five and a half weeks, which was quite beautiful, but also suppressed the splash and went straight into the water like a needle.
Mu Hong's action was so beautiful that he won cheers. Everyone urged to record Mu Hong's jump in grade. However, the referee thinks that Mu Hong didn't sign up for the competition, no matter how beautiful the action was, it didn't help. The referee's speech aroused strong dissatisfaction from thousands of spectators, and the voice of protest shook the valley, which has already alarmed Liangshan hero Song Gongming.
Song rode to the stadium, inquired about the situation, and said that the purpose of holding the sports meeting in the cottage was to keep fit, not to compete for gold and silver. Since the Mu Hong brothers jumped off the building, this attitude of "focusing on participation" can win a gold medal in itself. So, Mu Hong won the championship unexpectedly. After the game, Song Jiang also specially awarded him a banner of "focusing on participation".
Encouraged by this, Zhang Heng won the gold medal in canoeing. It goes without saying that the boatman of Xunyang River is a soaring boat with first-class rowing skills.
Other project champions deserve it.
Because of their keen interest in track and field, weightlifting has become the only competition in Guan Sheng. Guan Sheng's weapon is the first weapon in Liangshan, and his brawn is naturally not deficient. In the indiscriminate weightlifting competition, Guan Sheng swept the snatch, clean and jerk, recommendation and total score, and won the title of Wang Guan.
The archery champion must be Xiao Li Rong, but the competition is still quite fierce. Yang Zhi, Yan Qing, Sun Li and Han Tao have all challenged each other and all have excellent shooting skills. In the end, we have to judge the champion with the previous points. Li Guanghua Yung-wing, Xiao Li and Liangshan shot geese, and won the championship repeatedly on the battlefield. Although Yang Zhi and others are a little dissatisfied, their season points are not as good as Huarong Road, so they have to settle for the second best.
The champion of wrestling is shameless Jiao Ting. He is the only one in Liangshan, and no one else can wrestle with him. So, isn't Yan Qing also a sumo master? In fact, in Shi Naian's Water Margin, Yan Qing didn't have this ability. Brother Xiao Yi suddenly became a sumo master, and he jumped on Optimus Prime wisely.
Although Yan Xiaoyi can't wrestle, she won three gold medals in gymnastics: floor exercise, parallel bars and all-around. Eight-arm Nezha won the ring championship, Hou Jian won the horizontal bar championship, Duan was the first pommel horse, and turned to gymnastics to win the vault championship.
Song Gongming, the owner of the stockade, is both a referee and an athlete, and won the equestrian gold medal in this venue with his outstanding performance. Hu Sanniang won the only gold medal for Liangshan women as a dressage champion, and finally saved some face.
In "Yunlong Gongsun Sheng", Gu Jian of Wen Song came in handy and won the foil championship with the help of the steep method of five thunder days. True Sanshan Huang Xin stood on the highest podium of epee competition by virtue of Sangmen Sword Juexue.
Seeing that the sports meeting is drawing to a close, the last boxing match begins grandly. This is a great contest in which Liangshan heroes struggle hard, which has practical significance. The game is about to start, but it's extremely bad.
Song Wu urgently applied for a boxing match. Many heroes think that Song Wu is invincible. They stick to the rules and collectively oppose Song Wu's participation. Teacher Wu was so anxious that he shouted, "I'm going to compete today and tomorrow, but I'm not allowed to participate in the boxing match, which makes my brother's heart cold." In the end, Song Jiang came forward and decided to award Song Wu the elegant demeanor award, and promised to award Song Wu the male MVP of this sports meeting, and held a grand award ceremony to let Wu Erlang get drunk to calm the storm.
When Takejiro didn't take part in the competition, the leaders of the multi-step army all fought. As a result, the immortal Li Kui jy fainted several times, but he always stood up at the last moment when the referee called the roll. The fearless spirit of the Black Cyclone shocked other heroes. With this will, Black Boy also won a gold medal.
The Liangshan Games ended successfully, and the second Games scheduled for four years later were not held as scheduled. Because, at that time, Liangshan had been defeated by Zhang Shuye and had to surrender to harness.
Well, this is the details of Liangshan game and the achievements of Liangshan heroes. What's your opinion? Do you think their results are satisfactory? Welcome to the fight ... ...
The top three are the King of Tota, Chao Gai, Erhua monk Lu and prodigal son Yan Qing.
Liangshan has a sports meeting! Since we are a family, everyone should participate. The personnel distribution is as follows:
Sponsors: Chai Jin, Mars and Mu Hong.
Off-site sponsorship: Su Taiwei
Narrator: Lehe
Salute: Ling Zhen
Swimming pool referee: Shan Tinggui
Equipment management: Tang Long
Website maintenance: Li Yun
Band: Marin
Chairman: Song Jiang, Lu Junyi.
Copywriter: Xiaorang
Medical staff: An Daoquan, Huangfu Duan.
Referee: Pei Xuan
Catering and Logistics: Zhu Fu, Tao, Du Xing, Bai Sheng, Duan, Sun Xin.
Personnel to maintain order: Lv Fang, Guo Sheng, Kong Ming and Kong Liang.
Financial calculation: Jiang Jing
Reward and Punishment Supervisors: Cai Fu, Cai Qing.
Here are the contestants and the results:
Long-distance running champion: manager Dai
Sprint champion: Wang
Long jump champion: Chen Da.
Triple jump champion: Lei Heng.
Archery champion: Huarong.
Dart champion: Zhang Qing.
Weightlifting champion: Lu
Boxing champion: Song Wu
Diving champion: Zhang Shun.
Sailing champion: Meng Kang.
Basketball team champions: Hou Jian, Du Qian, Song Wan and Yu Baosi.
Climbing champion: two solutions
Horse racing champion: Guan Sheng.
Equestrian champion: Sun Li
Javelin champions: Gong Wang and Ding Desun.
Sumo champion: Jiao Ting.
Wrestling champion: Yan Qing
Beauty Champion: Hu Sanniang
Spell champion: Gongsun Sheng
Fencing champion: Xin Huang
Long-distance running champion: Li Jun.
Middle and long distance race champion: three softens
Short-distance swimming champion: Rolling.
Diving champion: Tong Wei Meng Tong
Decathlon champion: time moving
Wushu group performance:
Cannons: Lin Chong, Xu Ning, Dong Ping and Hua Rong.
Knives: Guan Sheng, Yang Zhi, Shi Jin, Lei Heng.
Whip: Hu, Sun Li, Sun Xin
Axis: Suo Chao, Li Kui jy.
. . . . .
The medals were awarded by Song Jiang, Wu Yong and Zhu Wu.
Due to the vigorous hosting of Liangshan Games, live broadcast was adopted. Fang La, tian hu and Wang Qing all watched the live broadcast.
The Liangshan Sports Meeting is still going on. . . . . .
Have fun, have fun.
Gu Dasao, Hu Sanniang and Sun Erniang, the three Liangshan women, can naturally win the third place in all competitions if the Water Margin Liangshan Movement is to be divided into gender competitions.
Of these three people, Hu Sanniang is the youngest. When she was in Zhujiazhuang, she practiced martial arts diligently, and basically won prizes in various skills and speed projects such as sprint, archery, flying saucer and moving target shooting.
As for the powerful women's events, such as women's weightlifting and hammer throwing, Sun Erniang has greater strength, which is related to her daily black shop business.
Look at Song Wu entering the cross slope, and Sun Erniang can gently hold Song Wu up, which shows that his strength is the best of the three.
As for the female worm like Gu Dasao, it is easier to win the championship in dog fighting, such as wrestling and judo. After all, Gu Dasao's "heavy eyebrows, big eyes, fat face and fat waist" is really natural for this sport.
The rostrum was seated, with Song Huizong, Cai Jing, Tong Guan, Gao Qiu and Yang Jian. ...
This question is interesting. There will be many people with stunts in Water Margin. It's really interesting to hold a sports meeting in Liangshan, Shui Bo.
In running events, whether it is long distance running, sprint or marathon, Zong Tai is the undisputed champion and easily wins. Dai Zhong's legs are tied with two armored horses, and he can run 500 times a day without stopping. Even more remarkable, he can run 800 miles and still walk around. This is amazing. No one dares to compete with Dai Zong in the field of running.
In wrestling and sumo wrestling, Yan Qing has an absolute advantage. As long as these two events don't go wrong, the champion can be booked. Of course, in the field of sumo, Yan Qing also has several good opponents, such as Jiao Ting, Optimus Prime Renyuan and Gao Qiu, all of whom are outstanding in this field, especially Jiao Ting, who poses a great threat to Yan Qing. Jiao Ting, nicknamed Faceless, was born in a sumo family. Sumo has been handed down for three generations for a living. Jiao Ting played a game with Li Kui jy. At that time, Jiao Ting has been looking at Li Kui jy. As a result, he was annoyed and they fought. Jiao Ting played his family's sumo, and even fell Li Kui jy twice. It can be seen that Jiao Ting's sumo level is very high, and he has the strength to compete with Yan Qing for the championship.
Xiao Lirong is the undisputed champion in the archery competition. Huarong is an archer. Although there are many archers in Liangshan, the overall level of Huarong Road is obviously higher. One arrow hits a hundred shots, and there are hundreds of steps to penetrate the level of Yang. He once faced a row of geese and said that he would shoot the third one in the flock, and it was the third one, and directly shot the goose head. In the heavyweight boxing arena, Walker Song Wu will dominate the boxing world and have no opponent. I'm afraid he never stood on the stage once, and no one dared to take part in the battle. In this project, Song Wu is probably the easiest to win. Everyone else abstained, so the referee Song Jiang can directly announce that Song Wu won the championship. Why do some people abstain? There is a simple reason. Song Wu can kill the tiger, the king of beasts, with his bare hands. Who dares to fight? Does anyone think he is better than a tiger?
In weightlifting, Master Lu deserves it. Master Shen Zhi's best achievement in the past was pulling weeping willows with both hands, which shocked the world sports. Lu has indisputable super strength in this field, and he deserves to win the championship.
In fact, among all sports, swimming competition is the most unpredictable and intense competition. Because there are too many people in this project. For example, three brothers Ruan, two brothers Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun, as well as Tong Wei and Hunjianglong, are all strong contenders for the water sports championship, and it is not surprising that anyone wins or loses. These people and Dajiang have been friends for many years, and they all have super underwater skills and are champions. I really didn't know who to choose for this project, so I gave up.
Conclusion: The sports meeting held in Liangshan will be splendid, and heroes from all walks of life will show their magical powers when crossing the sea.
My personal opinion is that it can be divided into the following situations to consider:
First, the object of this sports club is the whole novel Water Margin, which is a "world-class, world-class sports meeting". Therefore, in addition to Liangshan 108, there are at least some government officials from Dali, Fang La and Dasong. In this way, Liangshan heroes have shortcomings in some sports. For example,
In the long-distance running (Shenxing) event, Dai Zongqi (speed) of Liangshan Shenxing Taibao is not as good as that of Tianhu. !
Yang Pang Wanchun of Jiangnan Fang La Department is not inferior to Li Guang and Huarong Road!
In swimming (water army) and other sports, Zhang Shun became a water ghost in Yongjinmen ... As for the football that Gao Qiu and Emperor Hui Zong were good at, it was not a traditional game at all!
The remaining spells of Gongsun Sheng, Qiao Daoqing and others are on the playground, which is also the place where heroes can't enter.
Second, after the above analysis and comprehensive evaluation, combined with the reality of the novel Water Margin, Liangshan 108 can win the championship in the sports meeting mainly:
(1) Darts: Zhang Qing and Joan Ying; The reasons are: flying stone chinese odyssey;
(2) Wrestling and sumo wrestling: Yan Qing; The reason is: Yan Qing's sumo is the best in the world, Yan Qing fell when he arrived in jy, Li Kui, and Yan Qing pounced on Optimus Prime Ren Yuan.
(3) Javelin events: Xiang Chong and Li Yan. The reason is: Xiang Chong and Li Yan have patents on flying guns.
(4) If there is a rock climbing project, Jie Zhen and Jebel are ideal candidates. The reason is that both of them have climbed Wulongling in Fang La with their bare hands.
In addition, in boxing or weightlifting, Master Lu and Chao Gai, the king of Tota, can also consider candidates. After all, our master Lu once killed Zheng Tu Town in Kansai with three punches! And the classical king, able to carry a huge tower from Xixi village to Dongxi village, is really a god!
Xiao Liguang, Hua Rong and Zhang Qing tied for the world champion in archery, and swept the drum Sao time 100, 200, 400 and 800 meters sprints;
Dong Ping won the championship of Wushu nunchakus with double guns, the prodigal Yan Qing won the championship of gymnastics, the race walker won the championship of Sanda, and Hua Shanlu won the championship of wrestling.
Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaowu and Ruan won the rowing championship, red-haired Liu Tang won the fencing championship, Sanniang Zhang Qinghu won the women's equestrian championship, dragon girl Sun Erniang won the women's weightlifting championship, and Gu Dasao won the women's judo championship.
Notice of Holding "Water Margin Cup" Invitational Tournament:
1. Organizer: Liangshan, Shui Bo.
2. Participants: General Liangshan 108, and invited contestants: Li Shishi, Pan Jinlian, Zhengkansai, Ximen Qing and Yan Poxi.
III. Activity Date: fifteen days.
The "Water Margin Cup" invitational tournament ended after half a month's competition. Thanks to the organizer, Mr. Shi Naian, who donated all the money for writing Water Margin to the organizer.
Winner list of "Water Margin Cup" invitational tournament:
Sailing … Zhang Heng, water skiing … Zhang Shun, surfing … Li Jun,
Rock climbing, Du Qian, skydiving, Gongsun Sheng, high jump, time shift,
Long jump … Chen Da, javelin … Lin Chong, hammer throw … Suo Chao,
Shot put … True Kansai, sprint … Lei Heng, archery … Huarong,
Shooting … Zhang Qing, fencing … Xiang Chong, Taekwondo … Song Wu,
Wrestling … Yan Qing, Judo … Li Shishi, Gymnastics … Hu Sanniang,
Latin dance … Pan Jinlian, bodybuilding … Sun Erniang,
Equestrian ... Gu Dasao, billiards ... Ximen Qing,
Push the river … Lu, marathon … Dai Zong.
Best Referee List: Song Jiang, Pei Xuan.
Best Coach List: Yan Poxi Lu Junyi.
Thanks again to Mr. Shi Naian, the sponsor of this competition!
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