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What is it like to have a rare surname?
Having a rare surname, I think the biggest experience is making a lot of embarrassing jokes.
The surname Weng
My surname is Weng. Although it cannot be said to be a rare surname, it is considered a relatively rare surname around me. The most memorable thing is that when I was a child, I was always nicknamed by my classmates in class.
"Weng" and "hum" have the same pronunciation, so I got a nickname in elementary school - Little Bee. So much so that my classmates stopped calling me by my name and called me Bee. Sometimes when my classmates made me angry, I would get mad at them, and then the naughty boys gave me a new nickname - Wasp. One time the bell rang and I ran into the classroom chasing a classmate. The classmate ran and screamed: The wasp is chasing me... As a result, the teacher on the podium asked nervously: Where is the wasp? The audience burst into laughter...
I always felt embarrassed in the past, and I once asked my father why we have the surname "Weng" and why we don't have a more "normal" surname like everyone else. I was always very impatient at that time, until I was in the fourth grade. Maybe everyone had grown up by then. Slowly, no one made fun of my last name anymore.
Guo
When I was in college, there was a classmate whose surname was "Guo". That was the first time I heard of this surname. Her surname also caused a lot of jokes. . I remember that in the first class, when she came to the stage to introduce herself, she said: My surname is Guo, Yang Guo... Immediately after saying that, the teacher went on to say, thank you, classmate Yang, for the introduction, and the next one... so that later, she introduced again When it comes to oneself, it is changed to "guo'er".
Several times, when we went out to eat or something, the shop owner asked us to apply for membership cards. She said her last name was "Guo". Basically no boss knew which "Guo", so she had to ask again: "Guo"? What happened? Once, a boss directly wrote "Guo". After we corrected him, he said that he thought it was because our pronunciation was not standard and we said "Guo" as "Guo". Haha, it’s really full of surprises, including everything.
Gong's surname
When I first started working, there was a colleague with the surname "Gong", which is relatively rare here. I remember that all my colleagues in the office called him "Old Gong". I thought he was "husband", and at that time I stupidly asked others secretly, why is he the "husband" of so many people? Later I found out that his surname was "Gong". Hahaha, now that I think about it, it feels funny.
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