I want to see a little joke.

A man told a bunch of ghost stories to keep his girlfriend from going out at night. Speaking of the scariest ghost story, I saw the girl's face tighten, and then smiled and said, "None of the previous ones are funny! This joke is the funniest! Hahahaha! " (self-editing ...)

-two people went up the mountain to play, and suddenly it rained heavily. Fortunately, the abbot of a temple took them in. A said to B, "Don't say anything like combs." B said, "Don't worry!" Then he turned to the abbot. "Master abbot, you see we are all wet. Can we borrow a hair dryer to blow our hair? " (slightly changed)

-Q: This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right. This is no different from electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this? A: Broken light (faint ...)

-Two skulls were found in Cao Cao's tomb and identified by archaeologists. One belongs to Cao Cao, and the other belongs to Cao Cao when he was a child. (It's purely funny-)

-Romeo and Juliet met in an online chat room, and their tragic ending was because Juliet's USB was broken later-

-there are two prospective fathers waiting for their wives to have children outside the obstetrics and gynecology department. A sigh: what bad luck! It happened that I was on vacation! The other said, I'm worse off than you. I am still on my honeymoon! (a little connotation ...)

Jane Doe asked, "Is beauty really a mistake?" A man replied, "Don't worry, you are always right."

It is said that a pure man stood at the door of the plane when he boarded the plane for the first time, looking longingly at the fuselage ... The flight attendant looked at him in surprise. This buddy went up and took a few shots of the fuselage, and said with emotion: "The Internet said that they often hit ... planes, and today they finally hit planes." (I don't suggest you tell that girl this, it's a little% pw.

-passbook and money have been in love for many years. Money said to the passbook, why don't you marry me? Passbook said, if I marry you, you are not mine. It took me a long time to understand. ...

A prisoner tried to escape from prison, but was soon caught. The warden asked him, "Why did you escape from prison?" "Because the prison food is too bad!" The prisoner replied. "Then what did you use to break the iron bars on the fence?" The warden asked again. Prisoner: "steamed bread this morning!" " "

-Q: Why would someone print counterfeit money? A: Because they can't print real money-

A student met a foreigner and had a small collision. A student said, "I'm sorry! Foreigner: "I'm sorry too (2). One student: "Sorry, three" Foreigner: "You are sorry (four) What?" A student: "Sorry five!" " (It's terrible to be uneducated)

-Xiaomei wrote down her wish when she grew up in her composition book: "First, I hope to have a lovely child; Second, I also hope to have a husband who loves me. " It turns out that the teacher wrote a comment: "Please pay attention to the order." (I smiled-)

A man wants to confess to the girl he has long admired. They sat for a long time before he got up the courage to say to the girl, "Do you have a boyfriend?" The girl replied shyly, "Not yet." He was ecstatic: "Then can you be my boyfriend?"

There was a woman whose husband often came home after getting drunk, so she decided to correct his bad habits. On Halloween night, she wore a devil costume and hid behind a tree, ready to wait for her husband on her way home. When her husband approached, she jumped in front of him with a pitchfork in her hand, a red hat on her head and a long tail dragging her ass. The husband asked, "Who are you?" The woman replied, "I am the devil!" " "Her husband went on to say," go! Come back with me. I'm your brother-in-law and your sister is at home. "

-The teacher visited the home and asked the students: Is your family happy? The student proudly replied: happiness! Father came over and slapped him in the face. "Boy, who let you change your surname!" "(This is interesting ...)

-Q: Human suffering can be divided into 12 layers. The first layer is the pain of being bitten by mosquitoes. The twelfth layer, which is also the most painful layer, is the pain of pregnant women during childbirth. Excuse me, what is the thirteenth floor? The pregnant woman was bitten by a mosquito during childbirth.

-Q: What animal can stick to the wall? A: Seals (poster-)

Mom, Xiao Qiang wants me to marry her today! Mom casually asked: Does he have a regular job? Xiaoli thought about it and said, he is responsible for cleaning the blackboard in our class! (pure love-)

-Some people fell in love with martial arts novels in junior high school. When he was reading Jin Yong's Eight Dragons in class, the teacher found it and confiscated it, shouting, "Give me the other seven!" "

My brother saw two dogs doing that and asked my sister what they were doing. My sister replied shyly, "They are fighting." The boy next to him smiled. My sister said angrily, "What are you laughing at? Want to fight? ! "(This elder sister-)

Patient: "I have a splitting headache! ! "The doctor didn't know what he was thinking at that time, and said something that he didn't even understand:" Try gluing! " "(purely looking for stones ... this doctor is really stupid ...)

Although some have been found before, they are all played by hand! Hope to adopt! By the way, I can recommend a website for you/there are many jokes in it!