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Laugh at excellent composition

In normal study, work and life, many people have written compositions. With the help of prose, you can vent your emotions and adjust your mood. How to write a composition to avoid stepping on thunder? The following is my excellent composition of punchline, which is for your reference only and I hope it will help you.

Laugh at the excellent composition 1 I am a pistachio at school, and sometimes some jokes will burst out. This time, I played a modest joke in front of my classmates.

"Ding Ling Ling", the bell rang, and the students all sighed: "Alas, I didn't do well in the exam this time, and I will be scolded by my mother when I go home." Because I did well in the exam, I discussed with another classmate who did well in the exam and prepared to make a joke to cheer up the students.

"Ok, class, let's perform a show by Suo Yingjie." The students are two monks-scratching their heads, thinking that they still have the heart to perform if they fail the exam.

I suddenly stood up and said, "Old Suo, old Suo, ate like a cow and didn't look up after eating an old sow." He puffed up his cheeks as he spoke. The students were dumbfounded and then laughed.

The laughter of my classmates is my motivation, and I will try to be a veritable pistachio.

Laughter on Excellent Composition 2 The composition assigned by the teacher this week is very special: the happiest smile. In order to write a good composition, my good friend Li Hui and I decided to look for the happiest smile ... When we came to the street and crossed the zebra crossing, Li Hui saw a white-haired grandmother holding a vegetable basket and trembling to stop. Li Hui went straight over and politely held out his hand to the old man. All the wrinkles on grandma's face suddenly spread out. Hehe smiled and asked her to help her cross the street. I quickly ran forward and took the basket from my grandmother. I found Li Hui's face full of bright smiles. We want to go boating in the park. When we get to the place where we rent a boat, we queue up there to buy tickets. The team moved forward like a snail. A little brother at the other end of the line cried and called his mother to row a boat. By listening to his accent, he knew that he was a foreign tourist. Finally, it was our turn to buy tickets, and my little brother cried more and more. Li Hui said, "We are locals and there are many opportunities for boating. It's not easy for my little brother to come ... "Before I finished, I took her hand and walked to my little brother and handed him the ticket. Seeing my little brother smile through tears, Li Hui and I smiled knowingly ... In the evening, I wrote in my composition: "The moment Li Hui helped grandma, I found her most beautiful smiling face ..."

The past is long, and many memories, like the lens of a movie, flash before my eyes and disappear. And one of the things, but often emerge in front of my eyes, pulling me back to those memories, fresh in my memory.

It was a sports meeting, and the teacher asked me to take part in the skipping competition. I'm particularly nervous.

So, I use my mobile phone to make my mother jump rope every day. One day, two days, three days, four days ... after I practice every day, my hands and feet are sore. Once, I almost gave up, but I gritted my teeth at the thought of increasing the number of skipping rope every day. But I also dance better.

Finally, it's time to hold a sports meeting. My teacher and I will go to the competition venue and wait for other classes to jump before jumping. So the referee told us to prepare first, and we just rested in the same place, but I was very nervous.

Finally, it's time for our class. I want to listen to the referee's password: "Ready, jump!" " "I quickly jumped up. Finally, I heard my classmates cheering for me. I accelerated at once. The referee said, "Stop". I stopped and went back to the classroom to have a rest.

The next afternoon, our whole school went to the playground to listen to the results and began to report the results. Hearing my name, I immediately smiled and my heart was as sweet as honey.

The four people who live in the world must live happily. Isn't there a saying: "smile, you are ten years younger", which means smile, you are ten years younger. As for me, I'm really happy. I giggle from time to time, and when I am happy under different circumstances, my smile expression will be different:

If I win, I will jump three feet high, then make a "V" gesture, then open my mouth to reveal my pair of "Kouga" and laugh; When I hear interesting things, I will laugh. If it's too funny, I even laugh to tears, and sometimes my stomach hurts. And when one of my wishes is approved by my parents, I will say "yes", then check it and giggle.

I am a happy teenager. I laugh every day. I must laugh every day, laugh every month, laugh, laugh, I will laugh! hahahaha ...

Laugh at excellent composition 5 Laugh when you are happy, laugh wildly when you are proud, laugh when you are not in the mood, giggle when you are broken, giggle when you are happy, giggle when you are bored, grin when you are sad, giggle when you are scolded, laugh when you are overbearing, squint when you are jealous, sneer when you are sarcastic, laugh when you are bad, laugh when you are thunder, laugh when you are crying, and laugh when you are angry.

Reading Bing Xin's laughter, the rain gradually stopped, and the clear light came in from behind the curtain. Open the window and have a look, ah! The clouds are gone, and the water droplets left on the leaves reflect the moon, flashing and moving like a thousand points of fluorescence. -I didn't expect such a beautiful picture after the bitter rain! Laugh when you see beauty!

A mother was patting the dirt on her body for a fallen child, constantly comforting the child who cried because of the fall, making him laugh. Finally, the child smiled and reached out his little hand to wipe the sweat oozing from his forehead. Mother smiled with relief! Laugh when you see something touching!

We will laugh when we hear our favorite songs; We will laugh if we do well in the exam; Think of happy things; We laugh too!

Smile, ten years old; A sad, a bald head!

Smile and live happily!

Laughing at excellent composition 6 The smile of the old man is the simplest. They are lonely, but they are most afraid of loneliness. Every time relatives get together, they will quietly listen to their children's cordial greetings. At this time, the old man's mind was open-minded, like a sunny day on a cloudy day, full of vitality and smile in an instant.

A child's smile is the most sincere. They don't need much material encouragement, and even praise from their elders will make them excited and energetic. Their smile is a gurgling stream in the sun, clear and bright.

Living in adversity kills the strong. Laughter is the strongest. The burden of life is like a mountain on their shoulders. However, it is under this heavy burden that the songs of the strong can be conveyed. They are not afraid of difficulties and setbacks, laugh at life, and finally overcome all difficulties with amazing will. Perhaps you will be surprised by these achievements, however, the strong will tell you without care: "Smile at any time and in any adversity".

Yes, face life with a smile!

Friend, please remember: "Smile at everything".

On a sunny Sunday, I played nose painting with my family. The rules of the game are:

1. Blindfolded people should turn three times in the same place;

When playing games, others can make trouble or help.

At the beginning of the game, mother covered it with a handkerchief. After three turns, we couldn't find the east, west, north and south. We couldn't help laughing.

Walking, she suddenly bumped into something and sneered, "Are you giving me an obstacle?" Everyone said "no", and she no longer doubted who it was. I burst into laughter when she finished painting. She took off her handkerchief and found that she had painted her nose on her eyes. She couldn't help laughing.

Finish some nose games. We came to the Second Ring Road to set off fireworks, and colorful fireworks bloomed in the sky. Suddenly thought of a brain teaser: What flowers are in the sky? The answer is: fireworks!

We had a good laugh during the Spring Festival! !

I like watching my mother smile most, but as long as I am playful and careless, my mother's smile will disappear in front of me. When I got home from the mid-term exam, my mother asked me how I did. I said the exam was not ideal. Mom said with a straight face, "why didn't you do well in the exam?" Are you careless again? " I said hesitantly, "Yes."

When I came to school, the math teacher took me to the office. Instead of criticizing me, the teacher asked me if there were any questions I didn't know. Then he said to me earnestly, "it's not terrible to make mistakes, as long as you correct them."

After listening to the teacher, I studied hard and finally got good grades in this final exam. When I got home, I told my family the good news. A happy and proud smile suddenly appeared on my mother's face. She said to me, "Mom is very happy to know that you have mastered what you have learned, especially carelessness!"

Laugh at the excellent composition 9. Her smile is like a ray of sunshine, which illuminates my heart. Her smile, like the spring breeze, blew away the fog in my heart. She watered me with sweat and made me thrive. This person is my mother.

When I was in kindergarten, one day I skipped to the school gate after school, waiting for my parents to pick me up for one minute, two minutes, three minutes ... after waiting for more than an hour, no one came to pick me up, and the school was about to close. I ran and ran and hurried to the left, but there was still no one. The teacher called the parents again. This time, the teacher told me that my parents were on their way. Please wait at the door. After listening to the teacher, I hurried out to think; "Hum, who will pick me up? I have been waiting for a long time. I have to talk to her when she arrives. " As soon as I finished thinking, my mother appeared in front of me. I just wanted to rush to tell her about it when I saw my mother fall down. I thought she would clean up the wound before she came to pick me up, but my mother immediately got up and ran to school. My inner anger suddenly disappeared and my nose was sour. I threw myself into my mother's arms, and her mother held back the pain and said, "Silly child, why are you crying?" I'll pick you up. "I swallowed hard and said," Well. "

Since then, every time I pass by this kindergarten, there will be a warm current in my heart.

Laughing at the excellent composition 10 through the window, the rain is crashing and rhythmic, like playing piano music. Our music class was good. Now everyone stops singing and enjoys the performance of raindrops. I can't enjoy it because my mother said I would walk home by myself today. I have no umbrella. How should I go home?

Just thinking, "Ding Rinrin, Ding Rinrin", the bell rang at 0: 00, and the students walked out of the classroom one after another. I looked out the window, hoping to see hope. Sure enough, behind the curtain-like rain curtain, an old shadow came running to me, looming, with white hair and wrinkles, and a small dimple in the corner of his mouth. Why is this face so familiar? Looking closer, it turned out to be my grandmother. She held a red lace umbrella in her hand, gestured to me with her hand and smiled at me. I feel a warm current flowing into my heart. Grandma, an old man, gave me an umbrella in the cold wind and rain, which made my heart warm.

From this incident, I can't help thinking of another thing.

That day, it was the final exam. When I got home, I was exhausted. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my grandmother's kind smile, which made my fatigue disappear at once. Grandma's smile makes people feel warm and makes me nervous at once.

Grandma's smile is warm, and hers is warm.

Laugh at the excellent composition 1 1 When I grow up, I find myself a rebellious child. I don't listen to everything like before. Sometimes there are strange ideas, too perfect yearning. I know none of this is good. Perhaps such a child will be lonely, his yearning will not be recognized by the secular, or incompatible with others. Sometimes I am a little narcissistic, but sometimes I hate or even hate myself. I don't know, is it a kind of sadness or happiness?

I try to make my life look like a painting, a light color, or a sketch. The lines are thicker and thinner, as long as they are simple. Really, simplicity is actually very happy. Do you believe me? You'll love it!

I made many friends, but I also lost a lot. The feeling that things are different often haunts me, but I still look up with a smile. I know that all my friends are doing well under a sky. ...

Sometimes, it's really melancholy, and happy people are often melancholy. Perhaps this is the truth that extremes meet, hehe. Just call me a child, and I will continue to keep my purest heart and see the world and everything around me transparently. ...

Laughing at an excellent composition 12 is a small thing that happened two years ago. Ordinary but unforgettable, let me realize the strange and harmonious beauty between people.

On that sultry afternoon, my father and I stood by the roadside waiting for the bus. Sweat drops from our foreheads. Every minute is as long as a century. I tried to endure the heat.

"DuDu-"Finally a bus came. My father dragged me into the crowd and got sick and dizzy-I always get carsick.

My father looked at me anxiously, worried and helpless. "Uncle, sit here." A big sister with a suitcase said to her father with a smile. "Thank you! Thank you, "my father said gratefully, pushing me into my seat. I endured fatigue and looked up at my big sister. Those bright eyes and refreshing smile left a deep impression on me. I don't remember what happened afterwards, but her smile has always remained in my heart. That sunny smile is also the motivation to encourage me to help others.

My mother's birthday is in a few days. What gift should I give my mother? I thought hard and finally thought: give my mother a day of freedom!

My mother works day and night for us, but we feel dissatisfied. This time I must make my mother feel happy and comfortable!

On this day, I got up early and let my mother sleep for a while. My mother always remembers that she wanted to work. I don't want it. I said I would help her. My mother smiled and said, "How is it possible!" "Then I realized that my mother had forgotten her birthday.

After I finished my work, my mother said to me, "why are you so good today?" Do you have anything to ask me? " "Happy birthday, Mom!" I said excitedly to my mother. Mother smiled excitedly with tears in her eyes when she heard this. "Today is my happiest day. My daughter is sensible! " "My mother said.

This is the first time I have seen my mother so happy, and I understand that not all smiles are from the heart.

Laugh at the excellent composition 14, open the recorder of memory and taste the unforgettable smile-

The students laughed happily.

In the class, cheers continued, as if they would never stop. Who's laughing? It turned out to be classmates. Why are they laughing? Because Ding tells jokes. He is like an interesting bug, which makes everyone laugh until his stomach hurts.

Mother gave an encouraging smile.

The sky is so clear, I feel very happy, because I won the "progress award". When I got home, I gave my mother the certificate. After reading it, my mother showed a warm smile on her face.

Oh! Mom's smile encourages me! Let me advance ten places next time.

A friendly smile from a friend.

In physical education class, my best classmates and I played a race game on the playground. Whoever loses will be punished. I lost three games in a row. I thought, I should run faster this time, but I accidentally stepped on a bottle during running and got a "dog gnawing mud". My friends laughed so hard at my movements that I didn't even have the strength to help me.

Laugh, smile brightly; Laugh happily, this is the scenery of laughter.

In more than a month, we will bid farewell to this primary school and the students who have cared for and helped each other for six years. But in primary school, what impressed me the most was the laughter of my group.

"giggle!" This is Chen Xiaohua's laughter, like that of a hen, which can also be "contagious". When the tower starts to laugh, a small group of people will laugh with it. She always squints at the person who finds the joke, repeating a sentence over and over again, and soon, a small group of people are laughing their heads off. It looks funny, but once the joke comes to you, you will want to kill her.

"Ha ha ha ... Yi" This is Zhang's laughter. When he laughs, he may know what is interesting and funny. A group of people can't wait to ask him what's going on. After he told us, a group of people laughed together.

My deskmate's laughter is always deliberate. Natural laughter is usually about retarded people, but he thinks it's funny and wants to share it with me. I have no choice but to reply every time, but no one in our group will deliberately reject him.

The laughter of our group is happy, United and interesting. I can't forget everyone!