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Mie said to Huo: Brother, burn whatever you want, give you a stick and we will both make an example.

The Lord said to the king: My God, who cut off your braid? Do you want to be king after cutting off your braids? Never seen it.

The claw said to the melon: Women dance with mineral water, and men dance with three legs. Why do you feel so weak when you jump?

Xiu said to Bald: We are like 50 steps, 100 steps, I am a pigeon-toed, you are a pigeon-toed, no better than bow-legged!

Chao said to Xian: You have so many people, but you are too busy. I am still one man in charge, and ten thousand people can't get in the way.

The big dog said: People should not be greedy. If you eat more and occupy more, you will not be a human being.

Zheng said to Zhi: I asked you to behave yourself, but you didn’t listen, what do you think? After taking off the hat and being suspended, you woke up, right? !

The superior said to the inferior: Brother, who of us is following whom? Don’t give such a big salute when you see me, or you will show your waist.

The bear said to Neng: Are you so poor that you sold all four bear paws?

Ping said to pong: Let’s not hide each other’s secrets, we must talk about harmony and a win-win situation!

The soldier said to Qiu: Brother, you may have stepped on a landmine. Otherwise, why are both your legs gone?

The king said to the emperor: What are the benefits of being an emperor? Look, his hair is all white.

They said back to each other: My dear, I have been pregnant for so long without saying a word.

Guo said to Naked: Buddy, you might as well not be wearing any clothes!

Bi Duibei said: Why should couples get divorced?

The scarf says to the coin: Wearing a doctor’s hat makes you worth a hundred times!

The minister said to Ju: The area is the same, but mine has three bedrooms and two living rooms.

Sun said to Sun: Man, it’s time to lose weight.

0 said to 8: You are just fat, you are fat, and you even wear a belt!

7 said to 2: Kneel down, I will not marry you for another 20 years!

6 said to 9: It’s cool, it’s cool, and you can do handstands!

8 said to 3: Third brother, who cut it?

Heaven said to my husband: If you are in the limelight again, you will still be in my world!

Don’t tell the rabbit: I said the rabbit’s tail can’t grow, but I still don’t believe it! Almost broken.

And he said to the fork: What should you do if you have so many minds? Just let people be used as gunmen!

A said to You: You take the top-level route, and I will grasp the mass base. This is called killing pigs and butts. Everyone has his own way of killing.

Brother Ke Jian said: Brother, what are the benefits of having more brothers? Now I am becoming more and more insignificant.

Yu Jianqian said: I'm sorry, I'm never as crisp and clear as you. I'm always procrastinating.

Also read: I’m not just talking. If you have an opinion, don’t mention it behind your back. If you don’t say it in person, talking behind your back is against organizational principles.

Koujian Lu said: You are already in the bridal chamber and you don’t invite me, a bachelor, to drink. It’s too stingy!

Lu Jianpin said: You get on the bus first and then buy the tickets, right? As soon as they got married, they had a baby. Pay attention and control the second child.

Miao Jianyan said: When water comes, soil will flood it; when fire comes, water will flood it. You have the fire and I have the water. One thing comes down on the other. Give up!

See Three Comments: Third Brother, even if you are straight and upright, you may not be able to get along well. If I am a crooked person, people will still treat me like a treasure.

Famous people say: Don’t just want to be famous. No matter how hard you use your tricks, you won’t be as famous as me!

Everyone sees outsiders and says: You should take action when your own people should take action, otherwise, you will have to be treated as an outsider.

Xiao Jian Shao said: We are equal, there is no distinction between superior and inferior. You do more and I do less. It’s just a different division of labor.

People say in public: What about doing acrobatics? Be careful, lest you fall into pieces with missing arms or legs.

When he saw it, he said: Why, have you been short-sighted for a few days? Just put on the glasses? Making two or two cakes will affect your vision!

I saw the cow at noon and said: OK, you have a horn on your head, but it is still a single horn. You are really awesome!

Fang Jianguang said: Now we are engaged in energy conservation and emission reduction, how dare you smoke? Be careful about blowing up your chimney.

Dan Jianxue said: Oh, who slashed you? Your head is bleeding, why don't you go to the hospital quickly? !

Omita said: We all need to be open-minded and put forward even if we have some opinions, and don’t keep them in our stomachs.

My son said a few times: Brother, when the bridge is built, I almost don’t recognize you anymore. It's just a few steps away from your home, come and visit when you have time!

Ling Jianjin said: You are very brave, you dare to discount my instructions? ! You will convey the policy exactly as it is today.

Ju Jianqu said: What happened? It’s neither square nor round. Such a plan will be shot sooner or later!

Lian Jianbian said: Brother, where is your heart? Changed again? Don't be too fussy! Love to the end!

She Jianyu said: There is Mrs. She, why are you interrupting? If you talk too much, everyone will treat you as a redundant person.

Quan Jianjin said: Money is not safe. You have to be more thoughtful than me, otherwise, you will be plotted against.

People say: People should be able to take on the responsibility! You shoulder a heavy responsibility, so people give you thumbs up!

Ju Jianxun said: My friend, if you talk too much, you will make mistakes! If you say a few words but don't say a word to me, I still retain the right to speak. What about you?

Nei Jianrou said: Oh, they are still twins, and your husband’s gun still fires continuously!

Huo Jianyan said: Without me, where would you be? A single spark can start a prairie fire!

Shi Jianlei said: It’s up to you whether it’s your left arm or your right arm. Don’t use bean bags as dry food!

Ear See Nie said: As long as you listen with your heart, one ear is enough. If you don’t listen carefully, two extra ears are just a decoration!

Miao Jianshui said: You are the only one in my heart! Little by little, you make me great!

Zhijian Chu said: As soon as I saw you, I sighed: Only integrity can make you tall!

Dagger Jianqi said: Be careful, hide the guy well, as soon as you are exposed, you will be filled with smoke!

Qian Jianqian said: Brother, don’t just focus on pulling the car, but also look up at the road.

When people see fire, they say: Give a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; give a little sunshine and you will be on fire!

Zhang Jiannan said: You are still making fun of us for being gay. You are engaging in a love triangle, do you know? !

Wu Jianniao said: You are a bird, what do you think? ! Even if you have one extra eye, you will be blind! See further than me? !

Feng Jianfeng said: Wearing one less thing makes you romantic? It’s all about demeanor rather than warmth!

Meijian Jiang said: Little girl, when will you be beautiful when you grow up?

Liang Jianbing said: How can I compare with you? Under the same roof, I am a monk with more than enough to eat!

You Jianshuang said: You are my shadow, we are so close and inseparable!

Mu Jiansen said: Don’t look at me as stupid, I can carry it and put it down!

Bai Jian said to himself: I am a straight person, and my heart is completely clear. But you are too selfish to think twice about one thing!

Yun Jian went to say: If you don’t hide quickly, lightning will hit you on the head!

Wang Jianyu said: If you are a king, you must not be greedy. If you take more, you will not be a king!

The wise man said: Cherish your time, otherwise, in seven days, you will be as old as me!

Ye Jianya said: If your mind is not liberated and you are always tied by a rope, how can you get married and start a business?

He Jianzhong said: How can everything be prosperous if the family has a shit stirrer? If you have the guts, don’t listen to me!

Jin Jian scolded you: You are short on a few pounds and tampered with the weight scale. Why don't people scold you? ! For sure!

Chu Jianshan said: There are mountains beyond the mountains. If you look at the mountains and run to death, when will I be able to get out of the mountains?

Shi Jianli said: History is all decided by officials, and it is always said by officials.

Liao Mianzi said: When did you become a swordsman? ! However, the way the knife is carried is irregular and far worse than that of Jie and Jie.

Yun Jian Shao said: Adhere to the principle, one person, one spoon, otherwise it will be unevenly divided.