I like it because you slapped me, but I asked you why your hands are so cold.

1. More and more people leave, and those who stay are becoming more and more important.

2. A thousand words of I love you are not as good as a word of I'm still with you.

Listening to old songs is as sad as bringing them up again.

Sometimes we are not necessarily listening to songs, but listening to our own feelings.

I tie my shoelaces every day, because I know that no one will squat down to help me tie them, or even stop to wait for me.

6. Liking is probably because you slapped me, but I asked you why your hands are so cold.

7. Don't argue with me, every word you say will be used as evidence to hurt me!

I like that you take the initiative to find me, so I'm sure you won't get bored with me.

9. Smiling doesn't always mean you are happy. Sometimes, it just means that you are strong.

10. There is one thing that cannot be used, and that is kindness. There is one thing you can't play, and that is trust. There is one thing that cannot be deceived, and that is emotion. One thing can't be fooled, and that is sincerity.

1 1. What you say when I love you is what you say when I don't love you!

12. When you surpass others a little, others will envy you; When you greatly surpass others, others will envy you.

13. You may be great, but I may not respect you.

14. Time is the best witness. It will let you know that you may not meet the true feelings for a long time, but you will definitely meet people.

15. Sometimes, giving up is another kind of persistence. If you miss the gorgeous summer flowers, you will definitely walk into the autumn leaves. Anything and anyone will be a thing of the past. Don't let it go. No matter how difficult it is, learn to quit.

16. Don't recall, because you can't go back. Leave your tears to those who love you the most, and your smile to those who hurt you the most.

17. There are always some people who were just passers-by in life, but later they became frequent visitors to memory.

18. The tortoise can't outrun the rabbit on the ground, but it can always swim faster than the rabbit in the water. Don't misplace yourself.

19. The best life is nothing more than talking and laughing during the day and having a good sleep at night.

20. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow through your fingers, drop by drop.

Classic love story: You slapped me, but I asked you why your hands were so cold.

1. I can't give you the best things in the world, but I will give you all my best.

Where did you get such a good temper? This is all because I love you.

I've never been afraid of police, hooligans or parents. The only thing I'm afraid of is my wife!

What I want to say most is in my eyes, in my manuscript box and in my dream.

5. You sent me an anonymous message and liked me? Don't say that. No Stop it, you are the only girl in QQ.

6. I hope that one day after a certain year, I can send a status saying: Shit, I actually married him.

7. You kissed my lips, but I'm not your favorite person.

8. If what you gave me was also given to others, I would rather not. It is not terrible not to get it. It would be a joke if I couldn't stay.

9. Dare you let me live an inch in the fourth rib of your left chest?

10. You can't say that you can only love one person in your life. It's impossible. However, there must be someone who can make you laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and remember the most deeply.

1 1. Call your husband and behave yourself; If you call your wife, you will be responsible to the end.

12. Didn't the teacher teach you? If you can't do the problem, just jump to the back. If you can't catch up, find another one!

13. You slapped me, but I asked you why your hands were so cold.

14. If you can't quarrel with your daughter-in-law, hug or press against the wall and kiss. /calculate/

15. Boys are subtraction. At first, it seemed that every girl scored 100. When you find the shortcomings, you will gradually reduce them until you fail, and you will break up! And girls are addition. At first, boys got lower marks. After getting along, they gradually get extra points and love more and more! So in the end, most of the people who suffer the most are girls.

16. I will accompany you for a long time. How long will it take to bury you next to me?

17. Find a friend, find a boyfriend, salute and shake hands until you are single.

18. I want to scream when you are drunk and sigh when you are sober.

19. The most vicious spell: I hope that after many years, you will die of a broken heart and think of me.

20. You never know how much you can love someone. You don't know how much you love until you watch him fall in love with someone else.

2 1. With the person you like, it doesn't matter whether you have WiFi or not.

22. I remember every word you said, every look back and every smile.

If he doesn't care, he should learn to care less than he does.

24. I didn't know how much I couldn't let you go until we met after such a long separation.

25. One day, you will definitely thank the person who abandoned you, and thank the person who you love deeply but ignore you. His abandonment urges you to find a better next one.

26. What's wrong with changing from a friend to an ex-boyfriend?

27. I'm not afraid of being alone. I'm afraid that when I get used to being alone, someone will disturb everything for me.

28. You will find someone and believe that he is yourself.

29. The secret of any long-term relationship is to find beauty in imperfection.

What I hate most is that men are bad to women at first, but gradually they don't respect the East and the West, and their attitudes are getting worse. If you can't stand the pain, don't pretend to force it from the beginning. If you are incapable, don't take the job. It is so boring. Dad slapped me.

Passing the stationery store I used to go to, I remembered the days when I bought pens with my favorite girls in junior high school. She always writes her own name when she tries to pick up the pen, and I will secretly write I like you after her name after she turns around. Nowadays, years make people old. Although I am the mother of two children, I still miss my ignorance at that time.

My wife is clamoring for a divorce. On her way to the court, she passed a wide but not deep river. The husband said, "Let me carry you across the river!" " "The wife fell on her husband's back and crossed the river. They didn't go far, and the wife said, "Forget it, don't go. Let's go back. "The husband asked," Aren't you clamoring for a divorce? "The wife said," If I really get divorced, who will carry me across the river when I come back? "

I'm going to resign soon, and I still have money in my medical insurance card. I want to brush some health care products for my father or something. When I got home, I asked, "Dad, are you sick?" Dad looked at me in surprise! Dad didn't react for a moment, so I asked, "I mean, do you want to take medicine?" Dad slapped him with his hand. ...

The second-rate husband is getting desperate ~ ~ ~ giggle ~ ~ Yesterday he came back and said that his hand had been cut off. Let me find Yunnan Baiyao and a band-aid. I thought how serious it was. I took a closer look and said, Emma! Take the medicine quickly! I wish I hadn't,,,,

Once my brother joked with my sister-in-law. Pretend to be furious. Holding his fist and holding his sleeve, he said, I can't unless my wife cleans up. Sister-in-law also cooperated with fear and said, husband, husband, I know I was wrong. . Do not hit me. . Then the five-year-old daughter came into the room. . Pass my brother a belt. . Dad hits the ball with this. This hurts. At that time, my sister-in-law was forced to say: Is this still her daughter?

When I was in class, I suddenly heard the teacher call me, "wake up your deskmate and answer the questions on the blackboard!" " "But the situation at that time was that my left and right deskmates were asleep, but on the left was my big cousin. I certainly couldn't fool him, so I decisively woke up the principal who came to listen to the open class on the right. ...

The LZ family opened a fruit shop. One day, a sister came to buy fruit and asked me how much apples and peaches were. I said apple 5 yuan, peach 4 yuan. My sister will think and say, Do you want me to take some from each person, according to 50% of 4 yuan? Let me think about it. All right. As a result, my sister happily began to choose. Nima, I weighed it and found a big bag of apples with a Momo on it. . Are you kidding? ...

I'm nervous about going home to meet my parents with my boyfriend. My boyfriend has always comforted me that his parents are easy to get along with, so I don't have to be afraid. I believe him. However, the moment I saw my boyfriend's father, I almost burst into tears. Isn't this the uncle who quarreled with me when I went to buy fruit the other day because the weight was not enough ... I will always remember the sentence that my boyfriend's father said before he left home: "Little girls are usually very serious ..."

I went shopping yesterday and saw two Xiong Haizi fighting. One pushed the other to the ground, and two people blushed and their necks were thick. I was about to pull the shelf when I was suddenly pushed to the ground. One of them said to the other, "Tell me to pee later." The other said, "whoever runs away is his grandson." Sure enough, the one who was pressed to the ground, after urinating, lay on the ground again, maintaining the posture just now, and the two Xiong Haizi started again. . . Emma, the game has been suspended.

On the bus, a man slapped me and then slapped me. I was angry and said loudly, "smelly rascal, what do you want!" " "I didn't expect him to cover his mouth and say in disgust," Oh, it's a woman? "Fuck, you don't know you today without hitting your mother. You don't know I'm a woman. ...

Repairing the computer for the goddess, after a long time, it was finally repaired. "Well, I think it's time to go back." At this time, the goddess brought me a glass of red wine and said to me with blurred eyes, "It's so late, don't go back!" " "Get out, this is my home!"

I can get it back if someone likes you, but what if you like others?

1. Forever has finally turned into a hurried year.

It's not that I don't contact you, but that you give me the feeling that I'm bothering you.

Love was shameful at first, but now it is red when it leaves.

I treat you as the only one in love, but you treat me as one.

5. I suddenly want to chat with you, open the window, and suddenly find that it is still me. You didn't answer, so I stopped talking.

6. Who are you giving the opportunity to delay the disclosure of my identity?

7. There are countless people watching the fun, and few people help you out.

8. When did I start talking to you carefully? I remember I was crazy.

9. Who knows how long it takes free and easy people to cry their tears dry.

10. He hurt you so many times, why don't you leave? Occasionally, he will give me medicine and feed me sugar.

1 1. I can get it back if others like you, but what if you like others?

12. I thought you were my life, but I didn't expect you to become my disease.

13. The taste of missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then condensing into tears drop by drop.

14. Flowers bloom again and people come and go. If they are destined to be passers-by, why bother?

15. You see through everything, but you can't see through me. You believed me when I said I didn't love you. You believe me when I say I did a good job.

16. I never seem to be important, but I am occasionally needed by you.

17. Don't pour out your heart for others too easily, because you can only leave a heartless one in the end.

18. You always said you loved me before, but now you always ignore me.

19. Later, I finally understood that some people really won't think of you if you don't contact them actively.

20. I don't want hugs from others, because there is no heartbeat there; I don't want other people's hugs, because it doesn't smell like you.