Humorous phrases of Christmas eve

humorous short sentences of Christmas Eve

1. Good students review before exams. Poor students are previewed before exams.

2. Handsome people are celebrating Christmas Eve, while ugly people are still waiting for Christmas.

3. I shed a tear once I was lovelorn, so there was the Pacific Ocean.

4. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes.

5. How many women were cheated out to eat apples on Christmas Eve, but ended up eating bananas!

6. The light lengthened my figure and slowly disappeared, so I was invisible.

7. Why is Santa single? Does he have a secret that he can't tell?

8. If you count by pinching your fingers, no one will deliver apples on Christmas Eve and no one will accompany you at Christmas.

9. Christmas Eve can be passed, and Christmas can be passed, but the final exam must be passed!

1. You can hug me when you see me at Christmas. This is my Christmas gift to you, because I have no money.

11. I miss your smile, your coat and your white socks, filled with Christmas presents.

12. My Christmas wish is: the school collapses, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

13. I dreamed of Meng Po last night, so I said to her: Meng Po brought me a bowl of vinegar, and my stomach has been bad recently.

14. We should keep quiet when listening to the sermon in the church. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

15. Christmas is coming soon. Do you want to ask my address to send me a gift? If not, I'll ask later.

16. If an old man throws you into a bag on Christmas Day, don't be afraid, because the Christmas present I want is you.

17. If you don't receive my gift on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, please don't doubt our feelings. I'm just poor.

18. Santa Claus said that he would put presents in our socks this year, so you must stay with me on Christmas Eve.

19. The dazzling lights on the Christmas tree are my prayers for your safe life, and the rising bells on Christmas Eve are my wishes for your happy life.

2. If you are knocked unconscious by an old man with a white beard and put it in a sack at Christmas, don't be afraid, because my Christmas wish is that you are beaten.