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What gift does the baby get for the full moon wine?

Question 1: The baby holds full moon wine, and it is best to give him a red envelope in return for what he needs to give to his relatives. It's polite. Your friend returned the red envelope to you, and you paid for it. Probably because of your economic environment or their customs and habits, it is only a token to receive your red envelope as a gift.

Question 2: What gift should I give to a full moon child? You can come according to his (her) preferences, hobbies, or want nothing.

Send plants, flowers, paintings, cigarettes, wine, tea, jewelry, cross stitch, ceramics, shopping cards and local specialties.

What I want to say here is, what can't be sent?

Let me remind you that believers are confident. If you don't believe me, just look at it as a joke. . After all, it doesn't hurt to know more.

1, cannot send the clock. Some people say that you can't send a clock because the clock is the last homonym. Sending a clock to a person is tantamount to expecting a person to die. Besides, the watch belongs to Zhong Ke. How many corrupt officials do you think have lost their horses or even ruined their lives because they put on the brand-name watches of bribers? !

2, you can't send shoes. Shoes are evil homophones. Therefore, giving away shoes (excluding those for relatives) is tantamount to giving away evil spirits, and it is very likely that we will soon lose contact or friendship with each other.

3, can't send an umbrella is a loose homophonic, therefore, the umbrella can't be given as a gift (not including sending an umbrella in the rain). If a good friend gives an umbrella as a gift, it means that we will break up or separate in the future.

4. You can't send pears and plums. Pear and plum are homophonic. Giving these two fruits away means that there is a danger of separation in the future!

5, can not send candles candles are used to sacrifice the dead, therefore, can not be given as gifts.

6. You can't send dolls. Dolls belong to villains. If you leave it at home for a long time, it is easy to attract evil spirits and bring anxiety to your family.

7. You can't give people stones of unknown origin. Stones are also easy to attract evil spirits to attach to them. Some seem to be ornamental stones, but they may be accompanied by evil spirits, which is unlucky for friends.

The above seven points are the experience summarized by the author through years of observation and practice, and many of them have been fulfilled. So it is wise to remind everyone to be cautious.

Luck and misfortune are often revealed in advance through our casual behavior, and the outcome of anything can be inquired, depending on your careful use!

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Question 3: What kind of gifts should full moon wine give in return? Have you ever seen cigarette takeout ~

Question 4: What kind of wedding eggs do babies usually send in return for a full moon? We all send wedding eggs here, but nowadays people are very selective, so they all buy packaged wedding eggs. I ordered Kelly's wedding eggs, one Chinese, one western, and chocolate candy, which my family, relatives and children like anyway.

Question 5: What does the baby give his colleagues in return for the full moon? Carp, chicory, pumpkin seeds, trotters, papaya, peanuts, crucian carp, shrimp, catfish, octopus, earthworm, frog, loofah, celery, etc. In addition, drink more water, eat less salt, eat more fresh fruits and vegetables, and eat papaya in moderation. Let the baby suck hard frequently * * * will secrete milk.

Question 6: What did the children give to the guests when they gave a banquet with full moon wine? Stealing national meat There was a cook who always stole something to eat, no matter who he gave a banquet for, and it gradually became a habit. One day, he cut meat at home and picked out some good pieces of meat. Once I went to my uncle's house, he pointed to the willow branches at the door and asked, "What's the use of this thing?" The stupid husband said, "The tree is big, and the wheels are made."