How to evaluate the grand finale of the four famous arrests

When I saw the four famous cats, I thought the plot was good, but the special effects and fighting scenes were still cool. After reading "Four Famous Hunts", I feel that it is not just a plot; After watching the finale, hey, those two Xiang Tuo in front seem quite cute ~

Liu Yifei's heart is dying after knowing a bunch of slightly bloody eight-point plots. She wants Deng Chao to leave, with the tone that tomorrow the mountain will separate us, and after tomorrow-who can say for sure? . I thought she would fly away, recuperate silently in an unknown place and become a quiet beauty. It wasn't until one day that someone gathered in Dragon Ball to summon Zhuge God Hou Xiaohua (hereinafter referred to as Sister Xiaohua) that she would come back ... Well, I admit that my brain tonic ability is sometimes a ghost animal, but the director proved the shameful self-reliance ability of feudal women in the old society with practical actions: Liu moved out of the Queen's Mansion after saying malicious words ... and then lived in a rented woman's house next door (mentioned in 4 1), and she needed food and clothing. I know you can move by yourself! Do you drink diesel or V8 engine in a wheelchair? ! Have you passed the third section of Beijing's single and double number restrictions? You are frustrated, but you are burning firewood. You want to be the FFF Group of the Ming Dynasty! It's okay. Don't go to Professor COS X. Ah, ah, ah!

Let me comb my hair first ... OK, skip the joke machine, Wu Xiubo, there are too many people who spit. Let's talk about the holy Alec Su. The emperor was very enthusiastic in the second year, and the lovely eunuchs around him were very talkative. They didn't fart when they were assassinated, but they were able to bypass six doors and Uncle An's search area and run to the palace gate. Agile value should be 100+, young man! Then the emperor, you know how to cheat the newspaper official and let people lead the way to the Shenhou Mansion, but don't you know that you can't show people your belongings? Besides, you took that thing out of your crotch. A ghost wants it!

Jump to the point where people in Shenhou House eat hot pot. First of all, you have to get shot when you eat a hot pot, which shows that the food safety problem in the Ming Dynasty can not be ignored. After the bullet that hit the dining table was confiscated by his big sleeve, Sister Xiaohua continued to eat hot pot silently, regardless of the eyes of a bunch of thin men outside and two gay friends who were rolled and crawled by the grass. Her girl had an accident and ran away as soon as she threw chopsticks ... I admit this picture is a bit interesting, but it is boring to write.

Let's talk about Yu Jia first, the villain boss. As the final BOSS, it should be no more than 20 lines. This boss has been wronged enough (please correct me if there is any discrepancy). It is much more convenient for the director to simply mute him. Martial arts is a kind of martial arts similar to star-sucking, which was badly played by Jin Shifu decades ago. Very powerful, low. Treacherous court official Cai Xiang (sorry, I forgot his real name) is a typical villain, and acting is the highlight. Then there is Ada, a senior who knows how to change her appearance. Unfortunately, a beautiful face is painted with makeup ... the highlight is that there is an H-comb hairstyle in addition to the chest. At the moment I saw it, my brain began to run rapidly: is this to acquire rare species and turn her appearance into a giraffe? Or is everything an illusion? Is her real identity an intelligent mobile router newly developed by Anfu Ministry of Science and Technology? Forget it. I am going to see science.

Next is the main event, the final Armageddon of the palace. That sissy and facial paralysis in a monkey show, by the way, killed a passerby Cai Xiang. Then, after a pile of plots without foreshadowing and explanation, the battle officially began. Deng Chao, the housekeeper, and Jiang, the student, became wolfsbane in a rage after his death ... waiting for wolfsbane ... 4 1 vaguely meant to write this line as an important hidden line, and also mentioned 42 catching gods, and then everyone soon forgot ... It is said that the six doors of Shenhou House are also civil servants. How can you not even buy medical insurance? Sister Xiaohua, don't want to eat any more pages. Help! Knowing that it is a disease, why not treat it? What, no money? If you have no money, I will cure you even if I buy blood! Brother, we live like Halloween every day. Do you know that?/You know what? ! !

Next, the four of them held hands and staged a rather embarrassing fit. By the way, director, are you sure this action is not inspired by "Ranger of Thrones"? Shouldn't this difficult posture that is not suitable for children be classified as R? Calling all day, so tacit understanding at the critical moment, when did the four of you bring your own Sakamoto network? Hey!

Then Alec Su ignored the suggestion and stepped forward to cut his sword ... Do you know your ancestor Zhu Yuanzhang? I don't think so, because if he knew, he would have climbed out and slapped you! It's okay to play king of fighters out of bounds without losing.

The climax of the full text came, and the ruined Xiaohua sister "helped the left and helped the right" shined brilliantly. I vaguely remember that Sister Xiaohua said in 42 that "my strength is borrowed and will be returned one day". Perhaps, as I thought, after this robbery, Sister Xiaohua has reached the legendary realm of connecting heaven and earth and controlling force of nature ... Director: (ε (#) I saw Sister Xiaohua instantly become a doctor of martial arts, explained the loopholes in martial arts, and then smiled indifferently, "I have nothing, what else can I lose?" I use a special profession to explain this sentence: I don't have Tintin anyway. You have the guts to fuck me!

Ahem well, delete the above sentence. ...

I saw Sister Xiaohua take out her hairpin, walk up to Yu without fear, and then stab Yu's golden right hand! It's pierced! It's pierced! It's pierced! Don't you dare lie to dad again! !

Well, my mother just told me to believe in science, so let's analyze this process from a scientific point of view: Yu Chenghui can turn everything he eats into energy, so the more he eats, the stronger he becomes. Unfortunately, he had loose bowels today. While he was hesitating, Sister Xiaohua appeared with a Kaisaluo in her hand ... I can't go on.

There is nothing to say about the ending. No one understands 45-degree sadness.

It's the first time to code so many words in one breath, so tired. Finally, I'll give you the most classic line in the movie. "How is the teacher's skill recovery?" ""almost recovered through practice. "Well, good kidney, good kidney ~"