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Humor master composition

In study, work or life, everyone is familiar with composition. Through composition, we can gather scattered thoughts together. Do you know how to write a good composition? The following is the composition of the humorous master I compiled for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

My family has a happy little angel named Lele. She is chubby. I'm covered in meat, especially my stomach. Lele looks exactly like her mother. It's not like me. I am thin. When my parents meet delicious food and there is only one, they will let me eat it secretly and tell me not to tell my sister. But instead of growing up, I am getting thinner and thinner.

My sister is ridiculous, such as:

Once, our family went out to play together. Lele and I grabbed a bag of peanuts before going out. Along the way, Lele finished eating quickly. She wanted to ask her mother for it, but she was afraid. She said to her mother, "Mom, feel what's in my pocket." "Is it gone!" In order not to lose face, my sister had to say assiduously, "Touch it! Touch it! " Mother had to put her hand into her pocket and said, "No." I just know that Lele said, "What should I put in that pocket?" In desperation, mother gave Lele some peanuts.

Another example: once, Lele wanted to whisper to her mother. We all heard what she said Guess what she said. It was screaming loudly. Laughing us to death.

Also, that time Lele didn't sweep the floor, and her mother said while sweeping the floor, "Lele, you didn't sweep the floor today, so I'll help you sweep it." You can't eat chicken at noon. Did you hear that? "We all thought Lele would say: I didn't hear you! But Lele said, "Then why should I follow you out to buy food? "We were amused by Lele and laughed.

This is my sister-Lele.

One night, a thief sneaked into the door of a poor family, secretly trying to steal something, and was found by a man named Avanti. The thief really wanted to start work, so he seized the opportunity to rush out and scared the thief to death. Avanti said, "Hello, buddy!" " The thief asked, "Who are you?" Afandi said, "Don't be afraid. You and I are both poor. Poor people shouldn't steal from poor people, don't you think? " The thief added, "Yes, if I had money, I wouldn't have to steal it. Where do you think I should steal? " Two generations of love said, "You can steal from the palace!" But the thief said nervously, "but the guards will catch me!" " "Two generations of love said quietly," don't worry, brother, maybe those soldiers slept soundly than the king! The thief went to the palace and stole a lot of gold, silver and jewels from there. The next morning, the king scolded all the soldiers in the palace because many gold and silver jewels were stolen last night.

In this way, the two generations of love used his wisdom to punish the incompetent bad king once.

At the beginning of our first art class, everyone burst into laughter. ]。 "Ding Lingling ..." The bell rang in my ear, and the students in the corridor and classroom hurried back to their seats to wait for the teacher. I read the homework list. This section is an art class.

After a while, a male teacher came in. The teacher's surname is Du, and he looks very bright. Describe that people's eyes are bright and full of vitality. ] Eyes, heavy eyebrows, curly hair and a straight nose. My eyes glanced at the classroom and began to teach us.

He is very humorous, because a classmate deserted, so the teacher said to him, "You were so annoying before, and you are still so annoying now!" " "Said, pointing to him. Everyone burst into laughter.

Teacher Du is very concerned about us. If he paints well, he will be asked to "go to heaven"; If he doesn't draw well, he won't be allowed to "go to eighteen levels of hell", but he will be taught how to draw well and what to pay attention to ... Show it to the teacher after the final exam of grade three. I don't draw very well. But the teacher didn't criticize me. He told me to draw more animals.

Mr. Du is like Mr. Bean on TV. He is also a master of humor and a good teacher.

Humor Master Composition 4 Dad is the "humor master" in our family. He always makes people laugh.

My father has a Zhang Yuanyuan face, a glib mouth, and big bright eyes under thick black eyebrows.

Once, I failed the science unit exam. I took the newspaper home. When my mother saw it, I was so angry that I cried. We all frowned, and dark clouds hung over our house for a moment. Suddenly, the "Humor Master" braked, and my dear father came to "save the scene"! Dad said cheekily, "Dear madam, calm down, calm down. Our Jingjing is not Einstein. What does it matter if we make a few mistakes? As we talked, we took out a pearl moisturizer and whispered to our mother, "Go and wash your face. If you get angry again, you'll become an ugly mother-in-law At that time, Jing Jing and I didn't like you! " Mom was finally amused. I smiled through tears, and laughter echoed in the warm room.

Another time, my "Internet addiction" mother caught a cold, and my father said to me in a hurry, "Oh, no", and my wife was also infected with the virus. Get her some cold medicine to kill the virus! We were amused by dad's words. After mom took cold medicine, she was all right at once.

This is my father, he is cheerful and humorous, and brings infinite happiness to this family!

Six years of primary school life is coming to an end, and I will say goodbye to my dear classmates soon. During these six years, there have been many ups and downs, as well as joys and sorrows. I really miss primary school life.

When it comes to primary school students, if I had to ask who is the funniest, I would definitely say Chen Mingyang. In my memory, Chen Mingyang is a sunny and interesting classmate. What he says often makes the whole class burst into laughter. He is eloquent and articulate.

In a composition class, his composition was read out because it was well written. His article is so humorous that all the students in the audience laughed when they heard it, but only his face didn't smile. When he walked off the stage, we asked him, "Why didn't you laugh just now?" He said: "I really want to laugh, but I'm afraid that if I laugh, the article won't sound good."

Another time, we went for a spring outing, and it was time for the performance. When Chen Mingyang stepped onto the stage, he took a deep breath, but he couldn't hold on. He burst out laughing, which infected our classmates and made them laugh wildly. When he finished his joke, the whole audience laughed so hard that even the teacher couldn't support him and leaned against the tree.

Chen Mingyang in our class is not only eloquent, but also good at singing Jay Chou's songs. As long as Jay Chou is mentioned, he will feel refreshed, will immediately strike up a conversation with you, and finally don't forget to make a sales promotion!

Chen Mingyang is a humorous classmate. He is very friendly to his classmates, which makes me unforgettable.

Humor master composition 6 My deskmate is a humorist. He has a single eyelid and a small mouth. He looks like me, but his mouth is much more beautiful!

He likes to interrupt in class, and his words make people laugh. This Thursday, our class happened to learn the quatrains in two ancient poems. He fights on the battlefield with his right hand and left hand in class. At the end of class, he made up a joke with quatrains. He said, "Two orioles are in love, and a group of egrets are making trouble. The oriole still throws grenades and the egrets are blown to pieces. " I was standing next to him, and when I heard what he said, I couldn't help laughing, even my stomach hurt.

On another occasion, he made up a joke with "Spring Dawn", "If you don't take a shower in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. At night, ghosts knock at the door to see where you are going. " I thought to myself: You study like a joke, so I admire you.

But I only waited a day, and his writing improved and his jokes became funnier. He doesn't interrupt or make small moves in class. I secretly said, "Lu Luwen, you are awesome!" " "

Oh! He doesn't just tell jokes. Progress is also super fast. Really awesome!

There is a humorous master in our class. He is our fifth grade science teacher, Miss Yang.

Why is he humorous? Because yesterday when we were watching the simulation experiment of volcanic eruption of high-temperature tomato sauce, a classmate in our class was scalded by high-temperature tomato sauce. Teacher Yang told him to wash up and then go to the infirmary. After class, the teacher said that tomato sauce is sweet and sour. Please let your eyes taste it. We all laughed at that time.

Sometimes some students haven't changed their science homework, and Teacher Yang will tell us to change it quickly. I finished it one minute before school was over yesterday. Teacher Yang said I was still quick. Sometimes there are questions that students can't do, and the teacher lets all the people waiting in line to correct them listen, so that we know that we have done something wrong and it is much easier to go back and correct them. Teacher Yang often gives us experiments. He often reminds us not to shine a flashlight on people's eyes. When doing the experiment of volcanic eruption, Teacher Yang told us to stay away, otherwise it would burn us. The classmate mentioned above was fried by ketchup.

Teacher Yang is a master of humor and seldom gets angry. Once he is angry, he is terrible. Last time I was angry, I almost kicked a classmate out of our class. At this time, his voice became very loud, like a monster growling.

In order to make humorous masters often tell us jokes, we must take classes seriously, do experiments seriously and learn scientific knowledge well.

My teacher is Mr. Jiang. He is our head teacher and Chinese teacher. He is not as strict as other teachers. On the contrary, he is a "master of humor".

For example, once, we had Chinese class as usual. The teacher suddenly opened the chatterbox about "class blog" ... Soon, our class blog was opened. There are several photos on the homepage, one of which is a fox dog with the words "0402 weeks" written below. The teacher asked, "Zhou, is this you?" So you're like this? Now you are an elegant person? "

For another example, he will tell stories in class. Before, Mr. Jiang told us a story about the Red Army. When we are refreshed, we will start the lecture. As a result, the class ended after only a short lecture. I carefully counted the numbers that Teacher Jiang said, 1, 2, 3, 4! Teacher Jiang actually told four stories in one class! But I feel that time passes quickly and it only takes a little time.

He is not only humorous in class, but also plays with us during the big break! That time we played hula hoop, and Mr. Jiang was also eager to try, so he picked up the hula hoop and turned it. It fell off after a while and we all laughed. As soon as he saw it, he quickly let others continue the game and diverted our attention.

It is precisely because Mr. Jiang understands our feelings that he knows how to communicate with us, which makes him our idol.

There are many humorous masters in our class, but the first one is the famous "Su Daxia".

He has many humorous stories, but the one that impressed me the most is the recent one. Let me tell you something!

On one occasion, Pan Yu Hao, the "swearing king", scolded Zhao Jie, the "talking back king": "You hillbilly!" "You?

It's a countryman! "Zhao Jie refused. They just quarreled. This incident was heard by the "humorous master" Su Daxia, and without thinking, he shouted: "The hillbilly is delicious!" The two quarrelling people ignored the quarrel and burst out laughing. I can't help laughing when I look at it. "Humor master" heard our laughter and kept muttering, "What's so funny? Is the hillbilly delicious? "Don't believe you eat!" This sentence reached the ear of "Boss Ye", and he smiled as soon as he heard the news. In the second class, "Boss Ye" told the students this humorous story, which was great. Some students beat the table, some laughed, and some clapped their hands and laughed. See "Su Daxia" muttering the same sentence with a sad face: "What's so funny? Is the hillbilly delicious? Do not believe you eat! " The students laughed very hard.

This is the master of humor in our class-Sue.

Humor master composition 10 today I introduce a teacher to you. His name is Fei Haibing. He is a composition teacher in Children's Palace. This teacher is really humorous! The students all like him very much. Why, don't you believe him? I'll give you one together.

Teacher Fei gave us the first lesson. He first introduced himself and said, "My name is Fei Da, and I'm 37 years old. My real name is Fei Haibing. Why is my nickname Fei Da? This is because I am tall and burly, so people will spend a lot of money to give me nicknames. Tell jokes every day, or you will be forced to feel uncomfortable. Today I will tell a joke made by a classmate who wrote a composition! " Said with great joy.

"Today, Wan Li is clear and overcast. Xiaoming and I went for a ride by bike. On the way, his bike got stuck in the air. I quickly stuffed my air plug into his socket. Finally, both our cars were flat. Suddenly, an old woman jumped out and was smashed to pieces by us. Then she stood up and said,' Ride slowly later'. This is my day! " Said a lot of serious words, and our classmates couldn't help laughing. Some people laughed their heads off, others covered their stomachs, and some people fell off their chairs.

His teaching method is very vivid. Every lecture will use humorous language to stimulate our interest in learning. Under the guidance of your teacher, the students' composition level has improved rapidly.

This is our favorite humorist-Mr Fei Da.

Humor master composition 1 1 "Hello, everyone, welcome to the explanation of the storm …" Listen, the humor master in our class is funny again.

He has shiny black hair and a long-lived white hair between his eyebrows. He has amazing eyes, a glib mouth under a tall nose and always wears a pair of orange football shoes on his feet. Although his body is thin and small, he runs like a fly.

He is very eloquent and humorous. He is the pistachio of our class. As long as he opens his mouth, those who cry will laugh through tears, and those who don't cry will laugh until you cry.

I remember it was one afternoon after school, and I was cleaning the classroom. Geng and Yu Xiaoyu started another civil war. The humorous teacher in our class suddenly jumped out and said, "Hello everyone, welcome to the explanation of the storm." This program is about the civil war between Geng and Yu Xiaoyu. Look! Yu Xiaoyu attacked ... ah! It's dangerous. It is not advisable to stay here for a long time. This program is over. Goodbye. "He made everyone in the classroom laugh!

He is also a helpful, studious and curious person. But he thanked others in a different way. Generally, others just say thank you when they get help, but he always says thank you with his hands dancing and wants to laugh when he looks at it. He is the prince of football. He can always be seen on the football field, and his skills are among the best in the school team.

Do you know who he is? Yes, he is Wang Ziang, the master of humor in our class.