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0 1 1. The blue sky is very special to you, but I miss you, the white clouds are lovely, and I miss you helplessly; Gently blowing you in the distance, I am waiting for you with deep affection; Gentle rain romantic you, lonely I miss you! 2. I was a member of * * * in 49 years. 1 I was arrested that day. They hit me, but I denied it. I still didn't confess when I was given the money the next day. On the third day, they gave it to a girl, and I confessed. On the fourth day, I tried to confess. Damn, I'm liberated. Acquaintance is the most precious fate, missing is the most beautiful mood, knowing each other is the tacit understanding, and blessing is the most sincere greeting. Whenever and wherever, stop looking and bring my blessing. 4. Are you lonely? If yes, go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and swing the stick on the roof when it is windy. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say, I'm out of my mind! I heard that you went to xishuangbanna tourism and were besieged by a group of wild boars. The tourists immediately took out food and money, but the wild boars were unmoved. You take out your unique ID card, and a group of wild boars kneel down and cry: Boss, we found you. 6. Dear users: As most of your short messages are sent to the opposite sex, which has a very bad impact on society, we have suspended your short message function. Please bring your own bench to the nearby police station to learn stylistic knowledge tomorrow! 7. Now, watch CCTV 1. Zhao Benshan was killed and the police blocked the whole northeast. 19 people died, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing, 1 people were fooled! I hear you are very clever. Do you know who I am? 8. What happened? I dialed your cell phone just now. After the bell rings, the mobile phone prompts: You are looking for a little silly pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area first and then the number. I can't believe it! Call again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is being killed! 9. If you have to lose, the unit is sad; If you must forget, I hope it is trouble; If I must miss it, I hope it is bad luck; If it can last forever, I hope you will be healthy, happy, happy and caring! 10. How can we be so predestined? Actually, we knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was an autumn night, and you bit a tooth mark on my arm. At that time, my name was Lu.

Romantic and humorous love message 02 1. I buried you in a tear and imagined that amber would be in a thousand years. I dare not bow my head, for fear that tears will fall and break you, me and the dream of a thousand years. If there is an afterlife, I will travel all over Qian Shan to find your forever friend! If I have a happy grass, I will give it to you, because I hope you are happy. If there are two, we will each have one, I hope everyone is happy; There are three. I'll give you two and keep one for myself, because I hope you are happier than me. Do you remember when you were in kindergarten? The teacher said to the children: pee in bed, the first penalty is three yuan, the second penalty is five yuan, and the third penalty is ten yuan. You raise your little hand and ask in a low voice: How much is the monthly subscription? I want a monthly subscription! 4. Sunrise+sunset = peace, moon+stars+infinite thoughts, wind flowers+snowy moon = happy life, meteor+heart words = blessings, I hope you have a good mood every day! A gentle heart belongs to the sad person, a romantic heart belongs to the affectionate person, an eternal heart belongs to the waiting person, and a happy heart belongs to the lonely person. I want to give a blessing to the people who are reading the information. /6. At this time of the year, my blessings will flock to you like an ocean. I hope my blessing is like a canoe, carrying you through the wind and waves to the other side of success! Happy new year! [! ,! 7. Don't move, Rob! Robbery, okay? Take out your sorrow, hand over your sorrow, take out your troubles, and take off your sorrow! Replace it with a short message worth 10 yuan RMB: Happy New Year! 8. In the new year, I wish you good luck, good luck, good mood, bright spring and colorful life. 7 colorful, occasionally 8 small fortune. All the troubles are forgotten. Please accept my best wishes from 10. 9. The butterfly said to the bee: You are so stingy, pretending to be full of sweet words but reluctant to give me a word. The bee said, hum, you are talking about me. You have two antennas on your head. Why didn't you send me a message? 10. I wish you: fate is like a peach blossom, fortune is like a wave, love is like a rose, life is like happiness, flowers are like morning glory, career is like climbing vines, don't squander flowers if you have love, don't squander flowers if you have money, and give me a windfall.

Love humor joke SMS 03 1. Do n't move Gangland raid! Those who know me stand on the left, and those who don't know me stand on the right! Those who want to laugh stand in the middle and stare at the mobile phone! Yes! Only you! Put the phone down and put your hands on your head! Listen; Happy new year! 2. The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss and the breeze is my gift! It's all for you. Happy new year! Happy new year! When the gods release snowflakes, they make you forget your troubles. When the cold wind closes the window, they make you feel warm. I send my best wishes for a smoother coming year and a happy New Year's Day in advance! I reserved the first sunshine for you next year. I wish you happiness! I reserved the first morning breeze for you tomorrow morning. Have a happy day! I booked the first song of birdsong for you. Have fun! I booked my first gift for you. Happy New Year! 5. Being busy occasionally does not mean forgetting; With the coming of winter, I wish you a good mood; Forgotten greetings, this time together to compensate: all the concerns, condensed this short message, I wish you a merry Christmas! 6. Don't move! You have been blessed with defense, so put down your worries and surrender to the hurdles at once. All your troubles will be confiscated, you will be sentenced to be happy for a hundred years, and you will live on the island of happiness, supervised by good luck! Don't go back to the low temperature this year, and get cold every day. Pay attention to cherish yourself, don't be too tired to study, eat more fruit if you have nothing to do, and who to go to at night. Don't worry, don't fire when you are in trouble. Nourishing the heart and protecting the lungs is precious. You and my revolutionary comrades, the above reminder is free! 8 thanks to CCTV! MTV, thanks to my economic company, thanks to my parents, thanks to all the fans who support me, and say happy every day to you silly people here. 9. Have more happiness and less troubles; No matter how much money you have, just be happy every day; What's the taste of life? You have to season yourself! Let yourself be happy and carefree! Have a nice weekend! 10. Small flies are rotten apples on the roadside. Father fly happened to pass by and said to the little fly, the government advised us to pay attention to personal hygiene, prevent diseases from entering our mouths, avoid eating rotten apples and go home to eat shit.

The latest love humor news 04 1. When I wake up in the morning, there is a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there is an art next to it: I struggled all night, but I failed to pierce your face. You are shameless. You want to dye me alive. Lord, please forgive him. I killed myself. 2. Weather forecast: I want to hit you a little tonight and tomorrow, and I expect to kick you in the afternoon. Affected by this emotion, I want to hurt you at night, and I am 35 degrees excited. It is expected that this weather will continue until you treat. Legend has it that ghosts reappear and wander around tonight. I hope they will listen to my call and come to you quietly, with pale faces and green eyes and dry hands touching your face. Gently say to you: if you want good skin, use Dabao in the morning and evening. 4. Life is short, friendship is halal, meeting is a wish, knowing each other is a share, meeting and knowing each other is a fate, wishing to be friends, wishing to be bosom friends, wishing to be an act of God, wishing to be a man, and wishing my friends happiness every day with a gentle greeting. Morning is the beginning of happiness, and evening is the end of trouble. Sunny days reflect your cheerful mood, while rainy days wash away all your troubles. I wish you happiness every day, rain or shine, morning or evening! 6. Send you a beautiful woman to make you laugh! Send you a blessing that makes you proud, 1 makes you happy, 1 makes you young, and sends you a dream that makes you happy! Send a true feeling, don't return, and send a peace. 1 7. The weather has become so fast that a cold snap has quietly come. I care about you because of your cuteness. You need to cover the pig's feet with blankets at night, so that you can supplement calcium. Don't scold me for being too bad. I wish you a happy day. 8. I gave my love to my chest. I hope my heart is there. 9. Little pig has four wishes: the fence around him falls down, pig feed falls from the sky, the whole country believes in Islam, and all butchers die. Piglets will jump up happily and giggle while reading the information. 10. Loneliness is to miss you; I want to see you when I have amnesia; Want to rely on you when you are helpless; I want to hug you when I cry. Just three words: I miss you so much.

Classic humorous love message 05 1. Occasionally I meet you, and my eyes are actually discharging at me. In this embarrassing scene, I dare not change my station. I want to draw a line with you with my eyes, and I don't want you to open your mouth and kiss me. Oh, my God! Whose big German shepherd is not tied? When I saw you, my heart was pounding. I am hopeless. With you around, I can sleep well. I miss you, laughing in my dream. I don't want anyone but you. Am I moved to tears? Actually, I'm talking about money. Ha ha laugh ... 3. I used to have countless friends, but I think you are the coolest. I looked for you in my dream, but when I looked back silently, you were still in my donkey shed, counting while eating grass, and your tail kept swinging. So you're eating my tree, damn it. You haven't been doing well recently, and you haven't been with me for a long time. Please apologize to me quickly and invite me to dinner. If you don't hurry, I'll see you on your mobile phone number, with' marriage hotline' in front and' unlimited conditions' behind. No matter how many greetings you receive, I still offer my sincere wishes to you. No matter how much happiness you embrace, I still pray for you silently. May beauty, happiness, success and prosperity accompany you far away! 6. Busy life takes away the knowledge time, but the concern for friends often stays in my heart. Occasionally a blessing greets you, so that we can only remember each other. Wish you all the best. There are flowers in spring and the moon in autumn. There is a cool breeze in summer and listening to study in winter; If there is no trouble in your heart, it is a great time in life; May you have leisure in the morning and leisure in the curtain; Dreams follow your heart! A little sincerity is worth 1200 gold. A trace of warmth can reach Wan Li cream; A greeting brings warmth and sweetness; A short message took away all my thoughts and took good care of myself in busy days! 9. Let the wind blow away your troubles, let the rain wash away your troubles, let the sun bring you warmth, let the moon bring you warmth, let love bring you happiness, and let friendship bring you happiness. SMS brings you happiness 10. The full moon makes the flowers more fragrant. I wish you good health, the fish are singing, you are smiling every day and holding a glass of wine in your hand. I wish you a sunny day, more happiness and less sadness.

Love Humor SMS Encyclopedia 06 1, I have been a member of * * * for 49 years. On the day I was arrested 1, they hit me, but I didn't confess. The next day, I still didn't confess my money. On the third day, they gave it to a girl, and I confessed. On the fourth day, I tried to confess. Damn, I'm liberated. 2. Don't move. Gangland raid! Those who know me stand on the left, and those who don't know me stand on the right! Those who want to laugh stand in the middle and stare at the mobile phone! Yes! Only you! Put the phone down and put your hands on your head! Listen; Happy new year! When you see this message, I have already left. I will travel all over the world until I find a medicine that can cure your smirk when you see the message! Wash your hands before and after meals, line up and leave one by one. If you want a girlfriend, shout after reading the text message! The butterfly said to the bee: You are so stingy. You pretend to be full of sweet words, but you won't give me a word. The bee said, hum, you are talking about me. You have two antennas on your head. Why didn't you send me a message? 6. Are you lonely? If yes, go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and swing the stick on the roof when it is windy. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say, I'm out of my mind! 7. Now, watch CCTV 1. Zhao Benshan was killed and the police blocked the whole northeast. 19 people died, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing, 1 people were fooled! I hear you are very clever. Do you know who I am? 8. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? -Stop dreaming, wash your feet and sleep! 9. Being busy occasionally does not mean forgetting; With the coming of winter, may you feel better; Forgotten greetings, this time together to compensate: all the concerns, condensed this short message, I wish you a merry Christmas! 10, send you a happy flower, keep it in your mobile phone, it will bring you good luck! But remember to pour some water to your mobile phone often, and water the flowers inside!