The script of the drama performed in the three-person college English class should be bilingual in English and Chinese (only English is ok) for about 3 minutes.

Old classmate (funny campus short play)

Actor: small stone, old dry bar, big mixed noodles, Xiao Dan

Xiao Dan: Well, after graduating from college for more than ten years, it was difficult for students in those years to meet. Some of them had money, some had no money, the poor didn't rush the rich, and the rich and the poor were speechless. Students' feelings can't be wasted, so we have a class reunion today, just to exchange feelings, regardless of whether we are drunk or not, hehe. (tidying up the house)

Noodles: Xiao Dan, why are you still busy? Cook quickly. Old classmates are coming soon. Hey, I still have to tell you a few words: it's not too late today. Remember that Zhao Weifeng is the focus of today's party. He is now the manager of Xin's enterprise, and he is 1% rich. If we make him happy today, then we will hold on to the golden rice bowl, hahahaha!

Xiao Dan: Why are you so greedy? Do classmates also have to talk about money?

Miscellaneous noodles: Xiao Dan, why are you so ignorant? Classmates are students, but they study differently. If he didn't study hard, he couldn't be angry with us if he was poor. If he studied hard, his money proved that he worked hard. You're like Xinjingshui in those days. It's quite a toss-up. You took part in many activities, but you didn't study hard. I heard that you lost your job after graduation. Now you are farming at home. Why do you think this is?

Xiao Dan: Xin Jingshui is also a classmate. You can't favor one over the other.

Noodles: Ah, yes, you once had a love affair with Xin Jingshui. No wonder you have been defending him. Don't make love in front of me, and don't blame me for letting him stop eating!

Dan: You! Hum! (angry) (Da Zamian sits down and reads the newspaper)

Xiaoshi: (answers the phone) Outside! I'm Zhao Weifeng. Oh, manager Xin, don't worry about coming to Da Zamian's home for a reunion. I'll make it clear and plain. Good-bye!

(knocking) Open the door!

mixed noodles: here we are, hello, and who are you?

Xiaoshi: I'm Zhao Weifeng!

big mixed noodles: Wei Feng, alas! (Hug) I miss you so much. We haven't seen each other for ten years. I miss you so much! How is your mother?

Xiaoshi: Not bad!

mixed noodles: how is your father?

Xiaoshi: Not bad!

noodles: how is everything at home?

Xiaoshi: Not bad!

(Xiao Dan comes out)

Xiao Dan: ouch! Small stone!

Stone: Huh? Who are you?

big mixed noodles: small stones? Hey? This is Zhao Weifeng, Manager Zhao. How can you ...

Xiao Dan: Ah, it's Manager Zhao, so sit down and talk!

(Zhao Weifeng's cell phone rings and answers the phone)

Xiaoshitou: Outside, manager Xin! What? Ok, I'll be right there!

old classmate, there is something in my company that I have to go there at once, ok? Let's get together again sometime!

(below Zhao Weifeng)

Miscellaneous noodles: It's over, it's over, he's gone, what else is there for this reunion? Jiaozi, come and have tea!

(getting on the bus, knocking at the door)

Xiao Dan: Who is it?

Laoganba: Me!

Xiao Dan: Old Dunbar?

Laoganba: Xiao Dan? Eh?

Xiao Dan: Eh!

mixed noodles: who's Xiao Dan?

Xiao Dan: Come on in, Dunbar! Junyan, look who's here.

Noodles: Ah, send the gas tank, put it inside!

Xiao Dan: He looks like our old classmate Laoganba.

Noodles: Laoganba? Which old SOD?

Old SOD: Don't you know me? Big noodles? You forgot me, I remember you!

big noodles: My name is Zhang Junyan, not big noodles. Sit inside (disdainfully).

Xiao Dan: (holding the hand of the old dry bar) What are you doing now, old dry bar? I haven't seen you for a long time.

Laoganba: Ah, my ...

Noodles: Cough! Xiao Dan, you go and boil some water!

laoganba: big mixed noodles! No, Zhang Junyan, what are you doing now

mixed noodles: ah, nothing! Just a few small projects!

Laoganba: What project?

Big Miscellaneous Noodles: Ah, nothing, that is, heating the Polaris, shallowing the Pacific Ocean, cloning a North Korea, and then filling the black hole.

laoganba: aye! Then you are quite busy!

mixed noodles: hehe, just so-so! Old classmate, what are you busy writing?

Laoganba: Compared with you, I'm far from encouraging crops all day.

Noodles: (Proud) That's ok, you can handle one or two thousand a year!

Laoganba: No, it's only eight or nine hundred to ten thousand a year!

mixed noodles: ah, eight or nine hundred? Wan? I'm not saying you're an old SOD. What are you bragging about with me? Ah, we all came out of the countryside in those days. Who doesn't know how much we earn a year, huh? What difficulties do you have come to me? What are you pretending to be? It's not that I can't help you. I have hundreds of thousands of family businesses now, and I have several bicycles alone. You can push that' 89 one away later. It's okay. Don't be tired of walking all the time. Ride it!

Laoganba: Well, I'm not walking!

miscellaneous noodles: riding an inverted donkey? That thing is more tired and painful, not as good as a bike!

Old Gamba: It's not ...

(On Xiao Dan)

Xiao Dan: What are you talking about? Come and drink water!

miscellaneous noodles: Xiao Dan, take some of our rags to the old dry bar. It's too expensive to buy clothes.

Xiao Dan: Hey!

(Xiao Dan takes out a dress)

Noodles: Are you going to take my dress?

Xiao Dan: Then you won't tell it to Laoganba?

noodles: I said the ones you stuffed in the radiator!

Dan: Is it still wearable?

miscellaneous noodles: how can he still dislike us?

Laoganba: It's all right, old classmates, always old classmates!

Xiao Dan: You haven't eaten yet, have you, old Dunbar?

mixed noodles: yeah! How can people not eat when they are old and dry? Besides, the vegetable oil in our house is too big, can the old dry bar get used to it? What can I do if I have diarrhea later? Pack some steamed buns for the old Ganba and take them away. Maybe the old Ganba is in a hurry!

Xiao Dan: Zhang Junyan, are you going a little too far?

Laoganba: Well, it's all right, Xiao Dan. Jun Yan, you are busy. I'll go first!

(Zhao Weifeng knocks at the door)

Noodles: Who is this? Stop this!

(opens the door)

Noodles: Aye! Wei Feng! Oh, you miss me so much. Great. Xiao Dan is cooking quickly. Don't go today. Stay here!

Xiaoshi: No, is our director here?

miscellaneous noodles: director? No!

Laoganba: (Come here) Xiaoshi, is everything done?

Xiaoshi: Brother Xin, it's done. Foreign investors will directly allocate 2 million yuan!

Laoganba: OK, let's go!

mixed noodles: Brother Xin! Oh, I miss you so much! Great, Xiao Dan, go and buy seafood. Brother Xin, don't go today. I'll book a hotel for you! Hey, make Longjing for Brother Xin. What are you doing with this rag? Brother Xin, sit down!

Laoganba: Jun Yan ...

Da Noodles: Brother Xin, you'd better call me Da Noodles kind!

Laoganba: Do you remember that you used to call noodles? Do you remember how you got your name?

miso: of course, when I was young, my family was poor. I took a cornmeal to school every day. My classmates called me miso, but no one looked down on me. They all came to help me!

Laoganba: At that time, I brought a sugar steamed bread to school every day, and I always exchanged it for your mixed noodles. It's not that I like to eat miscellaneous noodles, but I want you to know that there are feelings in the world besides money! Jun Yan, you can invite seafood and stay in a hotel for Chairman Xin, and you won't even stay a little longer for the old dry bar? Old classmates, old classmates, even if we have more money, we can't forget our old classmates!

big mixed noodles: old ganba! Woo-

(music starts)

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old classes (art campus drama)

Cast: small stone on the old Dan Zamian big Thelephora ganbajun Zang

Xiao-Dan: This is not just after graduating from university 1 years, was difficult to meet students, and some money some money and the poor to the rich not to Ben, rich and poor families also speechless. Emotional students can not wasted, so we ah open a classmate, only for the exchange of emotion, do not care to drink do not get drunk, huh. (Packing house)

Big Zamian: small Dan diploma, you also spent yesterday, it quickly cooking it, the old classmates come. Hey, I must tell you a few words: This time is not too late to remember gather today Wei-feng is the key, he is now the manager of Hsin Enterprise, a wealthy 1%. Our whole today if he was happy, then Let's cling on the golden rice bowl, You You!

Xiao-Dan: So how do you money eyes? Do students have also say money?

Big Zamian: small Dan night so you do not know anything, the students students, but students are not the same as learning. Then learning sleep, he can not and the poor Let angry ah, that assiduous study, he also proved to be money of their own. You like it then Xin Well, it is quite able to disruption, and to participate in many activities that sleep study, we heard that graduate unemployment, now at the land, you say this is why.

Xiao-Dan: Well how are people Xin students ah, ah, you can be partial.

Big Zamian: ah, ah, you have also talked about a period of well water and Xin love, no wonder you have been in it for him to speak. You can not face the situation in front of my love love, I decide to let him Bieguai Xiecai!

Xiao-Dan: You! Sing! (Angry the next) (sit down and look at the newspapers Zamian)

Small stones: (phone),! I Zhao Feng, wow, Xin total ah, home to a large Zamian students, you rest assured it, I will definitely do this clearly, out-and-out, well, good-bye!

(Knock on the door) open the door!

Big Zamian: come here, you Hello, yes?

Small stone: I was visiting front!

Big Zamian: Wei-feng, wow! (Hug) I think you die, Let's not 1 years to meet the bar, I want to 4 you! How kind your mother also okay?

Small stone: okay!

Big Zamian: Your father also OK?

Small stone: okay!

Big Zamian: Your home is OK?

Small stone: okay!

(Dan small out)

Xiao-Dan: Ah! Small stone ah!

Small stone