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I am a girl paper, born in 1993, Gemini. Tell me about my work and life experience in Beijing. Don't think I'm wordy.
Let's talk about my campus life before I came to Beijing. After finishing junior high school, I want to learn a technology to go to vocational high school because my scores in the senior high school entrance examination are not high. My father wanted me to learn nursing at that time. To tell the truth, I refused because I was afraid of giving someone a needle, but I was a very obedient child and dared not say anything to my face. As a result, the nursing school my father wanted me to go to required my senior high school entrance examination results, but I was obviously not enough. In this way, I chose my major.
I don't know where to go with a lot of enrollment brochures. A little friend of grade three (yellow strawberry for short, and later we became very good girlfriends) called me and asked me where I was going. Huang Strawberry said that she would go to our vocational high school to study graphic design, which was jointly organized with a training institution in Beijing. She asked me if I would like to go. I said I'd think about it, then discussed it with my parents and decided to go. Because I am very interested in computers, I can learn these things quickly.
In this way, we went to school together! Fortunately, I chose the right major. Because of his outstanding study and good writing, he belongs to that kind of good-looking worker. At first, I was in the blackboard group in my class. Later, slowly, our class teacher found the excellent me. Haha, it took five strokes to type quickly at that time, and I was elected as his class representative, and I was also the secretary of the League branch in the class. Growing up, I have never been excellent. This kind of campus life undoubtedly makes me very happy, so I put it on holiday.
Soon, the basic knowledge of vocational high school in my hometown is finished, and we are coming to Beijing. It was April 1 1, and the scene was a bit sensational. More than 30 students in our class, each carrying a big suitcase, walked on campus, walked from the classroom to the school gate, and the school chartered a car. Bus to Beijing, we are curious, excited and happy. After the head teacher sent us to school, everyone took a picture at the school gate and went back by themselves. And that day we were immersed in buying daily necessities and happiness. In fact, the dormitory conditions at that time were average, and the roof was still that kind of iron. Summer is super hot, there is no air conditioning, only a small electric fan. Anyone who has been in Beijing knows that it is so hot in summer of beijing that electric fans can't solve any problems at all.
From April to June 5438+ 10, we have been studying practical design. Before that, we only studied the basics in our hometown school. Our classmates are lucky to meet a very responsible teacher. How did you do? If our design is not good, she will hit us and hit us with a ruler. If she makes any careless mistakes, she will scold us severely because she visited us in our hometown before. Later, we joked that, in fact, what people say is simple is dirt, haha!
By June 10, we had almost finished all the courses. The last course I remember is VI design, which is to design the whole image system for that kind of enterprise. During that time, everyone was very busy, busy with their own personal works. The teacher said that you still have time and energy to do your homework. If you want to do these jobs in the future, you will have no energy. Everyone tries to design their own works, and then chooses one. At that time, when I was printing works, there was a man called Mr. Wang by the people in the printing factory. Teacher Wang read my work and asked me if I could have a look. I nodded and said yes. After reading it, he gave me his business card and said that his company is now recruiting designers and thinks my work is good. You can interview for a job if you like. I said yes. Later, I asked our teacher when I went back. Our teacher said you should go. This man is very powerful and awesome. I didn't think about it. I dragged two classmates to accompany me to the interview. As a result, I was asked to stay and work after the interview ~ ~ Let me introduce my work experience one by one.
First job:
Mr. Wang's company is a media company, but it is small, but Wang has always belonged to the producer. He has also acted in Years of Burning Passion before. Only three employees and me. There was no social security or anything at that time. It was originally 2000 yuan a month, and the probation period was only 1500. But I didn't care about it at that time, so I felt very excited to go to work. At first, Mr. Wang asked me to be the company LOGO. At that time, he said he wanted a whirlwind. Then one day, he said that he would design a wooden box, give someone a gift, and let me make renderings of wooden boxes and products. Because my major was graphic design at that time, it was very difficult to do this. At that time, I went back to consult my teacher. How to make graphics software was not that kind of special three-dimensional feeling. At that time, I was quite young, and sometimes I cried in the office, feeling that my work was terrible and annoying. In fact, if this thing is made with 3D software, it will be very useful. Later, after thinking about it, I felt that I was not suitable here, so I went to talk to Mr. Wang, and he agreed to let me go. When I left, I also said that the door of the company will always be open for you! I quit my first job in less than a month.
Second job:
Immediately after I resigned, I started looking for a new job. Our teacher knew the owner of the printing shop at that time and recommended me to do the preliminary work, that is, to deal with the documents to be printed. Here, I don't know much about design, because the documents brought by others are basically designed. I just need to set some parameters and know nothing about printers. This man is really talented, and he doesn't know how to learn some things. Because I am stupid, the printed things are not only of poor quality, but also of low effect, so that my colleagues crowd me out and say in front of me that they don't want to work the night shift with me. Alas, my heart is really lost.
Looking back now, I hate those colleagues. Compared with girls, my mind is a little small, haha. At that time, I really felt that days were like years. When I worked there for more than two months, just as the Chinese New Year holiday was coming, I got up the courage to tell the manager. I said I had something urgent at home and had to leave today. Because I was introduced by an acquaintance, I didn't make things difficult for me. Besides, the manager was ok, so he took the money and let me go. At that time, I felt out of prison as soon as I stepped out. So I went home for the New Year with that poor salary.
The third job:
After I came to Beijing last year, I devoted myself to finding a job. I want to find it myself this time. I don't want to rely on others to introduce me. I just want to follow my heart. At that time, I was still living on campus and interviewed a small company not far from the school. I am responsible for designing cards and then sending them to the factory for production. Others are salesmen. At that time, Manager Yang wanted me to do sales. In his opinion, if I can do design and sales at the same time, but I don't know why, I am disgusted with sales and I am also disgusted with answering the phone.
At that time, the salary in this company was 2000+ commission. If you get it within a month, it will be about 2200. Yang Jingli always told me that if I worked in sales, the commission would add up to a high salary, and even gave me a list that I had never been exposed to. I told him directly that I didn't want it. During this work, I moved out of school and lived with Huangstrawberry. We found a self-built house and lived for 450 yuan for a month, but Huang Strawberry often stayed with her boyfriend, so I lived alone.
Later, the company came to a promotion girl. She is different from us. It was the weekend, and her daily work was very easy, just posting. She was very clever, so Yang Jingli liked her very much and appointed her as the director of the office. Slowly, I felt that it was unfair to take a single break. I wanted a double break, so I went to talk to Yang Jingli. As a result, he did not agree, nor did he agree to a salary increase. In a rage, I gave all the work to a little boy who was interested in design, and then one day I stopped going. On the day I didn't go, Yang Jingli called me and asked me why I hadn't arrived at the company yet. I said I quit. He said you had thought it over. I said, well, he asked me if the work was handed over. I said I had told XXX, and he said yes. Then I said goodbye to this company from now on ~
The fourth job:
After I left my last job, because Huangstrawberry didn't live with me often, I discussed it with her and decided to move in by myself. I asked my classmates to find a self-built house in Shahe. I lived in 280 yuan for a month, but it was dark and cold in winter. I feel cold when I live in it. Later, I moved, settled down and started looking for a new job. The signal in my new place is not good, so my mobile phone has to be fixed in one place to get a signal. Wifi was not very popular at that time.
In my previous jobs, I felt too anxious to find a job and didn't like it very much. I hinted in my mind that I must choose this job well. I didn't want to find a design job at that time, so I wanted to find a simple job that would allow me to eat, drink and live. Therefore, I only arrange an interview once a day. After the interview, I will eat something I like and then go back to sleep. In this way, I found a job in Huilongguan for almost half a month, which was a data entry job. This company is a platform. My job is to find information and then input it into the platform. I was particularly restrained at first, and gradually became familiar with my colleagues. There was a data entry clerk when I went. Then I stayed for a while and she left. Then I left myself to enter some information every day. When you are tired, just look at the web page. Day by day has passed.
Then one day I heard a conversation between the landlord and the tenants in the corridor. It is said that someone has moved away. I opened the door and took a look. It is. I rushed over and asked if I could change to the sunny side. The landlord said yes. I was so happy that I moved things myself and lived in the sun room. I suddenly feel so warm, and the whole person is better. At work, because I was the only one who entered the data at that time, the boss recruited two more. I have many contacts in this company. Including recruiting people and interviewing me, I don't know any of these. I just asked my colleagues, and then Baidu did it, and I knew. I admire myself too. Slowly, the work is stable and the income is stable. In this company, the salary can be raised by almost 200 yuan a year, and the boss is not willing to give employees social security. Because of social security, the boss also held a meeting with employees who can get social security on Saturday, saying how bad it is to get social security. Finally, it cannot be said that the social security company subsidized 200 yuan. It was really stupid at that time. I didn't take social security for that 200 yuan.
Suddenly one day, Sister Lili, the head of the marketing department, was leaving, and then the boss called me over and asked me if I would like to be a marketer. I'm thinking that if I get a raise, I'll do it. Although I have to call and answer the phone, I can try to make money. So I told my boss that I could try, but my salary must rise to 4000, otherwise I wouldn't be in the mood to work. The boss agreed, and I worked for a month or two, and my salary automatically became 4000 yuan.
Huang Strawberry was looking for a job and a house, so I arranged for her to come in. She lives in the shady house where I once lived. During that time, we went to work together and got off work together. But after a long time, my work performance is not as good as sister Lili's, but I am not growing up, so I reject the phone. Finally, one day, I got up the courage to send my resignation email to my boss. In the email, I said that I have a general feeling about the market and I want to find a design job. The boss replied that he appreciated my resignation. The company has a design job, so he can give me some for Huangstrawberry to do more communication work. I thought about it and agreed. But it's not as good as I thought. The boss's temper is getting weirder and weirder. Sometimes he always deliberately finds fault, and the company's technology is also very bad. There are often mistakes in doing work, which leads to everyone being scolded in meetings. Because the number of hits on his website is very important, he stipulated that if the IP is higher than 1000 on the specified date, then the high number will be everyone's bonus, so everyone worked hard during that time. The stipulated date, more than 3 thousand, the boss did not keep his promise. But deducted everyone's salary after the IP was dropped. Slowly, the company complained more and more, and everyone felt bored.
One afternoon, he asked me when he could give me something. I spoke for a while, and then he said at that time, when? I said what time it was, and then he said some dirty words, not loudly, but when I heard it, I was in a bad mood. A few days later, he and I resigned on WeChat. After that, he gave me a lecture, and then immediately kicked me out of the red envelope group and deleted me. In fact, the company was very good at that time, and employees who worked for one year could still travel. I went to Sanya and Korea at that time, but I don't know why, and then it became like this, and everyone left. I have worked in this company for a long time, almost three years, but I am getting more and more depressed. Goodbye!
The fifth job:
Because I worked in my last company for a long time, I decided to take a break and choose a job slowly. At that time, everyone did a great job in PPT in the last company, and I liked PPT design very much, so I would prefer PPT design when I was looking for a job again. Fortunately, a company doing children's education interviewed me and gave me an offer with a salary of 4500 and social security. At that time, it felt like God. I stayed in Beijing for so long that I finally got social security. Moreover, the size of the company was ok at that time. I was at the headquarters, and there was a campus below, so there were hundreds of people in the company. while
At that time, the company was in Xizhimen, and I lived in Shahe, not far, but there were many people taking the subway. Because houses in Shahe are very cheap, many people live there. I went out at 6: 30 in the morning, or I couldn't get on the subway. After a while, I felt that my work was good and my colleagues were good, but I was too tired to take the subway and got up early in the morning, so I decided to move. It was unsafe for me to rent a house, so I contacted my roommate in vocational high school and asked her where she lived. It happened that she and her roommate were also moving. In this way, we rented a bigger self-built house in Yuanmingyuan, lived in bunk beds, and felt like we were students again.
After the house is stabilized, although it is not particularly close to the company, it is not crowded. Take the bus to the subway in the morning and take the bus at night. On weekends, the three of us go out to play together, cook at home, and life is ok. I originally planned to work in this company for a long time, but in less than two years, the number of people at the headquarters gradually decreased, and later I even moved to a small office area in Xuanwumen. I told my colleagues in a department that the company was laying off employees and all useless jobs were cut. I'm afraid it will make me lose my job. The girls in the department said no, you design courseware and have classes on campus. I think so, and this girl is my leader, and she arranges all my work. I'm relieved that she said so. During this period, we moved again and rented a master bedroom. During this period, my family introduced me to a blind date. We chatted and thought each other very well, so we got together. Later, my boyfriend moved to this community, and I felt that life was really happy.
Not long after, one day, she told me she was sorry, and I immediately reacted. Did I mention that she was going to fire me? She nodded. She said I really tried my best. I didn't say anything, but I didn't say anything, and my heart still hurts. After she finished talking to me, I immediately told my boyfriend and my parents that they were comforting me. My father called me to comfort me. Actually, I was just sad, but as soon as my father said it, I felt sad and cried in the corridor for a long time. Later, I went to work while looking for a job. I'm thinking that I must find a good job before I leave.
The sixth job:
Many things happen. I interviewed a company close to home. It is a small startup company, making a platform. My job is PPT design+graphic design. I thought it was very suitable, so I ended my last company's work ahead of schedule and soon joined a new job. After working for less than half a year, when colleagues are familiar with it, there are problems in the company's operation and the capital turnover cannot be opened. At that time, I was thinking that people were laid off and the sales department was laid off. I'm a designer. As long as his company is still open, I shouldn't be laid off. As a result, I was wrong. People talk to me beforehand. After talking to me, I said, when is my last working day? The personnel said that today, the fire in my heart came up at that time, and nothing was said on the surface. I can only say yes. After the talk, I immediately prepared for the handover and packed my things. I only told my boyfriend about it, not my parents, because I really didn't want them to worry. I cleaned up late that day, and I also made a resume myself. My boyfriend came to pick me up after work. I took everything and left. Later, wages and compensation have not been paid, and some colleagues went to arbitration, but they still refused to pay. My boyfriend and I scold our boss every time we talk. Why not prepare for the company's crisis earlier? Why not pay the salary of former employees first? Speaking of this matter, it's really annoying, but I still won't send it. We went to the boss, but he just put it off again and again. I want to go to arbitration and sue him sometime.
The seventh job:
After being laid off twice, I was devastated, but I still had to work. I continue to submit resumes, interview and find jobs. I searched for another two weeks and interviewed a company that is also a designer. It feels good. I found it opposite my boyfriend's company during the interview. At that time, my boss interviewed me and asked me many questions that I couldn't answer. After the interview, I don't think I can do it. As a result, I received the second interview call in the afternoon and jumped happily on the bed for a while. The second interview is about salary and benefits. Now I still work in this company. Because my department is newly established, I am not very busy. There is basically no work every day. When I first came here, I had a job. Now I sometimes wonder if it will be the same as before. During the Spring Festival, my boyfriend and I got engaged and got a license. We live together every day, eat together, go to work together, and have a good life. But I still worry, will I be laid off again one day?
I had a whim and wrote about my work and life in Beijing in recent years. In retrospect, I really experienced a lot, but time is gone forever. What we can do is to live a good life today, because you don't know what will happen next, so you can only block the enemy.
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