Funny jokes connecting elementary schools, junior high schools, high schools and universities.

One day, Mr. A was struggling in the bathroom. Mr. B in the bedroom tried to put a shoe on the door.

There was a "surprise" when I wanted Mr. A to push through the door. However, due to poor technology.

Several attempts ended in failure. At this moment, I heard the sound of flushing.

Mr. B was about to give up, Mr. C said, and there was still time to wash his hands.

Hold on tight and you can still succeed. As soon as Mr. b heard the truth,

I'm just about to put my shoes on. I don't want Mr. A to push the door in at this time,

Mr. B was on his way when he saw Mr. A coming out. Just staring blankly,

It took a long time to say, why don't you wash your hands? A turned around as soon as she heard this.

I still say: I'm always embarrassed when you say that! The whole dormitory collapsed.

The college entrance examination ended yesterday, and three candidates are ready to go home today.

There are also some unused books that candidates plan to buy as waste paper.

One examinee lamented: Why are there so few books?

A cry came from the bed in a corner: when the book was sold, their hatred was less! ! The whole class will definitely come down ~!

Supplement:

There are always some swindlers at the school gate, some can drive and some can't.

Those who don't drive cheat our money, and those who drive cheat our people.

2. One day, a physics enthusiast came to the school gate and thought he had overthrown the theory of relativity.

We went to discuss and consult, and the fans showed us many formulas calculated by themselves. Watching, the fans are very anxious and keep asking, do you understand? You got it?

We answered, but we didn't understand.

Fans will be relieved.

3. This may be the case in society.

Sometimes, we feel like crying. Why do four years go by so quickly?

Four years ago, papaya was so cute.

Papaya from the countryside has never seen much, just like when we went to his hometown.

4. We went out to play. We went to see a song and dance performance for 5 yuan, and then we opened it. Papaya screams, women are naked, how to open it?

But now, papaya is different.

A famous national rich man died, and papaya was so sad that it cried.

The second child cried so sadly and asked, Is he your father?

Papaya cried even harder, he said, why, he's not my father.

6. I miss the snoring of fool Hong when he sleeps, except papaya.

Fool Hong always snores when he sleeps, papaya can't sleep, and he can't sleep every night, so he has no choice but to see a doctor.

The doctor prescribed some sleeping pills for papaya, warning him to put them away and not to let the fool Hong steal them.

7. When we knew this, the fool Hong felt very embarrassed and put the papaya to bed first every night. Of course, by the way, he also reminded papaya to take sleeping pills. One night, it was very late, and the fool Hong suddenly called the sleeping papaya and told him that he had forgotten to take sleeping pills.

8. Sometimes we also have class activities. I'll go up and have a brain teaser, and the second one will answer.

Sorry, an A ticket and a Super League ticket fell to the ground. Which one did you choose?

The answer is, no.

9. You are sitting on a bus. There are five passengers on the bus, including you. Among them, a passenger is sleeping, a passenger is reading a newspaper, a passenger is looking around, and a passenger is sitting with a serious look. Excuse me, who is the thief?

The answer is, everyone except you.

10. There are many virgins in our school. Do you know where they are?

The answer is, in a girl's belly.

1 1. Why don't modern people treat money as money?

The answer is because life depends.

12. Life in the dormitory is more colorful, because the artistic atmosphere in our dormitory is very strong.

Fool Hong practices guitar, papaya practices harmonica, old dog practices bel canto, black man practices flute, and my second child and I have to practice patience.

13. The pressure is increasing, and tuition, study, work and future make us breathless.

In Beijing, a man fell at the subway exit, which triggered an argument. Many people are discussing this man's occupation. We all agree that he is a student and is very tired by the pressure.

14. The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle can't be messy.

Hairstyles at school are always fresh and changeable.

That old dog wants to dye his hair. When he arrived at the barber's, he told the barber that my hair must not be cut short, but should be kept longer. I don't want to be a woman.

15. I can't always tell who is a rich constantly chauffeured and who is a poor student. We have summed up an experience for this. If there is a small hole in the trousers, it is a poor student; If your pants are full of holes, you are a rich man.

16. The villagers met the villagers and had a good drink.

Hometown associations are constantly engaged in activities, drinking boring wine and collecting interesting money.

Sometimes I cry and ask you to lend me some money.

17. Russian President Vladimir Putin collected a famous Russian painting in the19th century, but it was a fake, a liar and a fellow villager of Putin.

We really want to know if this is a fellow villager that Putin met in college.

18. It's always uncomfortable to go home on holidays. The people on the train are always so crowded, the seats are always so hard, the attitude of the flight attendants is always so bad, and PLMM never appears in the next seat.

19. Siemens won a huge order in China to provide 60 high-speed trains with a speed of 300 kilometers per hour to China.

We will report to the relevant departments whether Siemens can provide us with some invoices for flight attendants and dining cars.

20. I finally saved money to fly, but I went to Hangzhou, the hometown of my second child, to see beautiful women together.

On the plane, the stewardess said there was something wrong and the plane had to make an emergency landing.

The old dog swore, and the stewardess came up to him and said, excuse me, sir, is this your first time flying?