Tell me a funny short joke. Thank you.

1. The wolf is coming! The pig's nest is in chaos! Mother Pig said: "Piggy, go and close the door, Second Pig, go and close the window. Little Piggy, stop reading the text messages. You are the prettiest! Go and seduce the old wolf!"

2. Tired at work, waiting in line for promotion , I promised to have dinner but got drunk. My lover is still not there. I don’t want to wake up in the morning and I really want to sleep at night. It doesn't matter to me. The most intolerable thing is that I wish you happiness but also charge money

3. I was wrong to make you angry yesterday. How about giving you a chance to vent your anger on me now? He took out a hundred dollar bill, folded it in half, folded it in half again, and then threw it at me:) What plants and animals look like chickens? Three...two...one...time is up, stupid, you can't guess it. The answer is trees and horses. Because of digital cameras (trees and horses are like chickens)! Ha

4. Summary of work in 2009 and work plan in 2007 - existing problems: I like to drink. Analyze the reason: The wine tastes good. Summary of experience: Drinking is good. Corrective measures: Drink well. Efforts towards: drinking good wine

5. Colleagues went to dinner together, and one colleague came late: Waiter, have you seen where our colleagues from our company have gone? Oh, they went up to the second floor. "How many floors is the second floor?" "The second floor...

6. If autumn goes, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world goes, I will love you in heaven ;If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!

7. Your ruthless flash made me lose myself and immersed myself in an unforgettable experience in this life. For a moment, I couldn't let you go, I shouted: Catch the thief!

8. In the history class, when the teacher was reviewing "The Reign of Zhenguan", he asked: "What can water do if it can carry a boat?" ? ", one student replied loudly: "I can also cook porridge." The whole audience burst into laughter.

9. "It's really cool to drive a Mercedes-Benz and ride a horse, traveling across the world; traveling around the world with your best friend, thousands of miles of beautiful mountains and rivers It's so picturesque! Riding in a famous car and telling stories, returning home in fine clothes; parents and friends praising you, owning a Mercedes-Benz makes your fortune!"

10. When will you get a million? Reach out and ask the sky. I wonder if the salary can be increased, and whether the dream is far away. . I want to get rich by investing in the stock market, but I am afraid of losing everything.