A self-introduction that kills people.

A self-introduction that kills people.

When people arrive in a strange environment, it is inevitable to introduce themselves to others. Self-introduction is a very important means to establish relationships with strangers and open up the situation in daily work. The following is a self-introduction that makes people laugh.

Self-introduction that makes people laugh to death 1 1 Hello, my name is xxx, my favorite is xxx, and the most annoying thing is self-introduction.

2. Hello, I'm xxx. Although we are not familiar with it yet, the weather is so hot that I believe we will get familiar with it soon.

3. Hello, my name is XXX. My hobby is watching others sing and dance. You can perform enthusiastically to satisfy my hobby.

4. Hello, everyone. My name is xxx. Nothing special is human nature.

5. Hello, I'm Xu Dingyu from Greg Han Hsu, Joker Xue, Song Weilong from Katayose Ryota and Yibo's gossip girlfriend. ...

6. Hello, I'm xxx. My hobby is idolatry. I can draw, sing and play the guitar. I hope we can live in harmony in the next three years. By the way, does anyone like Roy and Lin Jun as much as I do?

7. Hello, everyone. My name is xxx. I like dancing, skateboarding, cooking and painting, but I can't do any of these.

8. Hello, everyone. My name is xxx. I like basketball, but I can't play it. I like rappers, but I can't rap. I like playing the king, but I used to be a king.

9. My name is xxx. I know everything I need to know. I will learn what I don't know.

10, hello everyone, I am a famous beauty in Guangdong Province. How small is it? Only I know.

1 1, hello! I come from Guangdong! I have a good personality, good temper, good grades, hobbies and good looks, but I don't have a boyfriend.

12, hello, my name is xxx. I hope I can be friends with you in the new semester, and I hope you will not be unappreciative.

13, height 1.87 meters, can cook and wash clothes, can repair elevators with eight abdominal muscles, can swim, dive, glide, bungee jump, practice taekwondo and Sanda, and likes bragging best.

14, hello, I'm xxx. My hobbies are painting, singing, swimming and so on, but please don't discuss with me because I'm afraid of exposure.

15, hello, I'm xx. I am stupid, but I have no money. I really don't have any hobbies. Otherwise, I will kowtow to you. I beg you to remember me.

16, hello, everyone, those who have an object are good, and those who have no object are good with me.

17, hello everyone, it doesn't matter what my name is, what matters is that I am single.

18, hello, my name is XX, and I like simplicity, so my self-introduction is as simple as that.

19, hello, my name is Ji Hao. I just turned half a hundred this year. I am honest and young, and I am a handsome boy. Although I wore two pieces of glass, I was handsome and showed my wisdom.

20. Hello, everyone. My name is XXX, and I am a woman. I hope you can remember that I am a woman after we meet.

2 1. When the class is almost full, go in slowly, pat the podium and say something quiet, then capitalize your name on the blackboard and say my name is xxx. Look at me, don't I look like your teacher? Yes! I am not your teacher, I am your classmate.

22. The sky is above and the earth is below. Today, xxx and you formed classmates with different surnames. We share happiness and it is difficult to change the class.

23, hello, my name is not nervous, I am not xxx at all.

24. Hello, my name is Zhang Weiwei. I am neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, neither cold nor hot.

25. As for me, I don't like being in the same class as Leser. Of course, I don't think it's personal. I mean, everyone here is happy.

26. Go on stage slowly, say your name, bow and continue.

27. Hello, everyone. Let me introduce myself. My name is xxx. Xxx is me. I have a name xxx. Xxx is my name. My parents named me xxx. This name was married by my parents. I am xxx. Xxx became my name. I believe everyone knows my name xxx after listening to this self-introduction. I hope to play with you in the future.

28. Hello, everyone. My name is Liu Bo. I want to put the chicken neck in the oil pan.

29. Hello, I am * * *, and I have no talent. Let us kowtow to you.

30. Hello, my name is xxx, and I don't have a girlfriend.

3 1, my name is xxx, and I am usually obedient, but don't touch my doll …

Laughing self-introduction 2 self-introduction articles 1

My name is Wu xxx, and I graduated from xxxxx University, majoring in xxxxx. I am cheerful, modest, self-disciplined, confident and willing to accept challenges. I worked as a student cadre in the school and won the title of xx. I have good organization and coordination skills. You can work hard many times in the summer vacation. I won the xxxx prize in the xxxx competition. I have strong hands-on ability and learning ability. I can work well in different cultures and employee backgrounds.

Four years of college life has given me a sense of obedience and team spirit. Good at communicating with people, creative thinking, high enthusiasm and strong sense of responsibility. And strong ability to complete tasks independently.

After four years of college life, I deeply realized the importance of xx work and fell in love with it. This is a job that requires more responsibility and care. I have obtained the CET-4 certificate. Be able to use what you have learned in listening, speaking, reading and writing. Able to skillfully use various functions of MicrosofOffice (such as Word, Excel, Powerpoint, etc. ) carry out efficient office daily work.

I'm looking forward to joining your company, and I beg the examiner to give me a chance to show it. Thank you.

Personal introduction 2

My name is Liu xx. I had many colorful dreams when I was young last year. Becoming an announcer or TV presenter is my biggest dream. So, I seized every opportunity to learn broadcasting, practice oral English, speak cross talk, play allegro, perform dance and host programs. I attended the Spring Festival Gala of my father's army, and the allegro tongue twister was warmly welcomed by the soldiers.

I know very well that it is not easy to be a qualified announcer or TV presenter. There will be joy of success on the road to growth, but more frustration of failure; There will be the joy of harvest, but more is the hardship of cultivation. But I have the courage and determination to face all this. So, today, I stand among my classmates.

Like the students here, I am eager to fly high, and I am eager to have more room for development in the future and a broader world to display my talents. I think that if you work hard, you will get something. In the next four years, with the help of teachers, we will have an infinitely bright future.

Good poetry is good at painting mountains and rivers, rural songs are beautiful, and a dragon boat tune goes around Dongting North. Two rivers meet, three towns separate, and nine provinces are thoroughfares. My hometown is the beautiful Jiangcheng Wuhan, the capital of Hubei Province. Kissing the Yellow Crane Tower is not enough; It is not enough to see Cao Fang Nautilus Island in Qingchuan; It is not enough to sing the beautiful scenery of Long Beach Gallery; It is not enough to love the gentle waves of East Lake.

My hometown is not only beautiful, but also profound. Swing away the wind and smoke of the century and turn over the history of the years. How many national elites and revolutionary ancestors have been born in the beautiful Jiangcheng? How many poems and immortal hymns have you written?

By her side, the hook of the Revolution of 1911 took off the last crown of the feudal monarch; On her chest, generate, the hammer of the proletariat, burst into flames. The mighty Yangtze River is the most authoritative witness of China's modern revolutionary history.

I can't see the ups and downs of the vicissitudes there, and I can't finish talking about the heavy history there, how many unyielding cries the river took away, and how many immortal heroes drowned in that land. Once there were a thousand lonely sails and distant shadows drifting away.

Heavy artillery fire destroyed the monarchy. People there used to go out all over the city to welcome a new life with the motherland; The people there are full of lofty sentiments and cheer for the surging wave of reform. Today, the land there is fruitful, and the blue sky there is Wan Li blue sky, so my lovely home is wuchang city.

Teachers and students! Can my narrative make you want to try? Can my description excite you? Welcome to my hometown and visit the beautiful scenery of Jiangcheng.

Self-introduction that makes people laugh to death 3 resume self-introduction 1

Strong self-study ability, good at thinking, hard-working, good at communication, good at getting along with people, full of teamwork spirit and love sports.

But people are not perfect, and there are still some necessary deficiencies in self, such as knowledge and social experience. But I believe that all these can be improved through self-study, and I am working hard in this direction! Able to bear hardships and stand hard work, willing to start from the grassroots; Take the interests of the group as the first principle and abide by the company's rules and regulations.

Resume self-introduction II

Enthusiastic and easy-going, lively and cheerful, with positive spirit and teamwork spirit, strong hands-on ability. Good coordination and communication skills, strong adaptability, quick response, positive and flexible, and love innovation! Improve yourself and adapt to the needs of work. So I expect to find a job related to my knowledge structure, with the necessary social skills and excellent organization and coordination skills.

In my study, I pay attention to the combination of theory and practice, and have gained considerable practical skills. Skilled in operating computer office software. A strong sense of professionalism and responsibility enables me to cope with any difficulties and challenges.

Resume self-introduction 3

Major in logistics management, with senior logistics staff qualification certificate. I am optimistic, cheerful, active, diligent, team spirit, responsible, patient and careful. As a beginner, I have excellent learning ability, am willing to learn, dare to innovate and constantly pursue Excellence; As a participant, I have honest and trustworthy character and team spirit.

I hope I can get the necessary exercise and enrich myself through my work.