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Love Quotations 1

People don’t need much, just a glass of water, a loaf of bread, and the words “I love you!”

However, if I could choose a little more, I hope you poured the water, gave me the bread, and said "I love you" personally.

Love Quotations 2

Heartbeat---It opens when I see you for the first time---It opens after getting to know you

Heartbeat---then Because of your appearance, my heart becomes obsessed with you---all things about you

Mood---the joy, anger, sorrow, and heartache that follow you---because of your deep frown

Heart---accumulated memories and thoughts of you and me---just want to share them with you

Soul---purified by your innocence---actually smiled indifferently for you

Wish---I wish that everything goes well for you. My heart---thinking about you.

Sadness---heartache when you quietly leave---for you. The hurried arrival

My heart palpitations---it lies in your eyes as you leave. My heart-ache---it is your obsession of waiting for me

My heart---it is my suffering for you. Begging for heartbreak---just when you really forget me

My heart---has been given to you long ago

Love Quotations 3

Women like to feel safe Men who are sexy;

Men are often attracted to women who are insecure.

Love Quotations 4

Don’t blame yourself for being irrational when you are in love.

No one who is passionately in love is sober.

Love Quotes 5

Fate wants us to be together, together we can be happy, and happiness can make us forget ourselves.

Time makes us change, change makes us miss, and miss makes us cherish.

Growth requires us to be apart, distance allows us to separate, and separation makes us remember.

Do you and I still have the chance to share these sweet, sour, bitter and spicy tastes?

I am thinking of you at this moment, wondering if you have missed me.

The moment you are thinking of me is when I miss you the most! !

Love Quotes 6

Fate cannot be controlled by others;

When fate ends, it is over when one thing is over.

When two people are separated, there is no need to defend themselves.

Talking to each other is not to prove themselves.

Since people no longer belong to themselves, they still have to love themselves.

Instead of letting the sadness and despair sink deeper and deeper,

It is better to do something better for yourself,

so that you can give up and be born again.

Love Quotes 7

Today I have left you, but my heart is still hurting,

You can’t understand me now,

But your face will remain in my memory forever,

But in my heart, you made her frustrated and sad,

It seems that we are destined. No share.

Love Quotes 8

Is it because I miss you or miss you,

Is it because you are reluctant or unwilling to leave,

Is it because you are reluctant or unwilling to leave? Attachment,

I hate you, I hate you, but I am most afraid of you, and I still love you.

Is it because I love you too deeply or I can’t extricate myself?

I don’t know , I only know that because I love you,

I miss you even more.

Love Quotes 9

From your indifferent eyes, I feel that maybe your heart is dead.

But I don’t blame you, and I won’t disturb your life anymore.

Perhaps this way we can maintain a certain degree of friendship!

Although my heart is full of regrets, although I don’t know what you think!

But I wish you all the best...I miss you...

Love Quotes 10

When the night comes, when you are alone,

My heart that can’t stop is thinking of you in the distance and the endless past.

I wait for the shooting stars in the sky every night, and I can’t count how many prayers I have made.

I just hope he loves you more than me... I just hope he loves you more tenderly than me...

Love Quotes 11

I really want to see you, and Did you make the mistake of breaking up?

I felt depressed when I said the breakup bravely.

Everything in my dreams, breathing, and skin is filled with you.

Where are you? No matter how much you search, you can't save it.

Sorry, I was too naive. I hope you can forgive me if it is now.

I'm sorry, it's great to meet you, and I sincerely hope you are happy.

Do you believe it? I love you so much and will never forget it.

I remember, whether it is your face, your voice, your gentleness, I remember them all.

Where are you? No matter how hard I search, I can't get it back...

Love Quotes No. 12

I have never wanted to make a wish so much, I hope you will stay by my side.

Time will not change the promises made for you.

Walking beside you, my heart is so far away.

Say a cherished goodbye, the corner of the breakup is already in front of you, make your last wish.

Meteor, can you give me a little more time and let me quietly look at your smiling face.

Because this is the last time we meet, and I don’t want to be discovered by you.

Thirteen Love Quotes

Sweetness, sourness, bitterness and spicyness are the spices of love:

Hot love is sweet; broken love is sour; unrequited love is bitter ;

What is spicy? That was first love - fresh and hot.

Love a lover who makes you heartbroken; marry a man who makes you heartbroken;

Forget an old lover who makes you heartbroken; cherish the person in front of you who is worried about you.

If a man truly loves a woman, he will get along with her day and night.

There is no reason why we cannot meet. Many people fall in love with someone wrongly because of loneliness, and even more people end up lonely all their lives because they love someone wrongly. Did you find it?

Love Quotations Fourteen

If I can prevent a heart from being broken, my life will be worthwhile;

If I can heal one person's hurt Pain,

may relieve a person's pain, or help a fainting partridge,

send it back to its warm nest, then my life will be worthwhile.

Fifteen Love Quotes

Love is not the lingering attachment to each other, nor the promise of each other;

Love is the practice of silent giving and consideration with true feelings Cold tenderness.

Love Quotations 16

What is happiness? Happiness is sleeping well.

Happiness is when the person you like also likes you.

Happiness is walking around without any purpose and thinking about nothing.

Happiness is drinking hot Vitasoy while waiting for the bus in winter.

Happiness is reading a wonderful book.

Happiness is smiling when you think of your sweetheart.

Happiness is when your lover uses his body temperature to warm you.

Happiness is living simply.

Happiness is watching the stars with the one you love.

Everyone needs happiness.

Are you happy? Do you agree?

You said you are handsome, but?

"Pandas are not handsome because they are cared for by humans. They are ugly because of natural disasters and are short because of calcium deficiency."

You said you live in Portugal ?

"My hometown is rich in grapes. All the guests were so surprised that they sang grapes, grapes!"

You said you are proficient in four foreign languages?

"Swearing. It is better in Russian to use dog and misiharashao to eat"

Is there another one?

"Wow"

You said you are good at five-character quatrains?

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"Looking from afar, one looks like a jade, entering a tube, one looks like a jade, one looks like a god, but one is a dummy when he tastes it carefully"

You said you are famous for your seven-character rhyme poem - Watching the Rain?

"It's raining in the sky, it's the gods crying. If it's not shedding tears, why is it raining?"

1. Don't fall in love just for loneliness, time is a devil, and it will last forever. If you are passionate Even if you don't love the other person, you will still have feelings when the time comes. What will you do in the end?

2. Don't get married just to be responsible. You must know that marrying the other person without loving the other person is the most disrespectful thing. Responsible. Even if you make the other person sad at the time, it is better than making him sad for a few years or even a lifetime.

3. No matter how old you are, no matter how old your family and friends are, don’t treat marriage casually. Marriage is not Playing cards and reshuffling the cards requires paying a huge price.

4. Basically no one is right or wrong in emotional matters. If he (she) wants to leave you, there will always be something about you that cannot satisfy him, so look back. Thinking about the days we spent together is always beautiful. Of course, there are also despicable emotional liars. Their sweet words are purely to trick each other into sleeping with them. There are still very few such people.

5. and It doesn’t matter if a person with very different living habits falls in love. You should be cautious about getting married and think about whether you can tolerate each other’s differences for a long time.

6. Some people say that you need to find someone you like when you fall in love, and you need to find someone who likes you when you get married. People are all one-sided. What's the point of being lovable if your lover doesn't like you? How can you live a life if your wife doesn't like you?

7. If you really love someone, you should try your best to let him. If he says it, you will Yes, then both parties will have passion.

8. When asking the other party to be a virgin, think about whether you are a virgin. If so, you can do it. If not, why should you?

9. Don’t go to bed with others casually, otherwise in the future you will regret what you did when you meet a man you truly love but who is clean and principled.

10. Don’t do it because you don’t look as good as you. The other party gives up the intention of pursuing the other party. The appearance is just a temporary impression. The real decision of whether to combine or not mainly depends on the personalities of both parties. I have seen too many handsome guys paired with ugly girls, and ugly girls paired with handsome guys.

11. Women should learn to dress themselves up, and don’t use simplicity as a shield, and don’t use housework as an excuse. If you don’t understand fashion, you are not a complete woman.

12. Love can last as long as possible. .This has at least two advantages: First, fully enjoy the pleasure of love as long as possible. The feelings of marriage and love are very different. Second, the longer two people get along, the more they can test whether each other is sincere and the more they can see each other. Find out whether the two people's personalities are compatible. In this way, the relationship after marriage will be much stronger.

13. Men are not bad and women are not loving. This bad does not mean being vicious, selfish or ruthless, but it means Glib and smooth-tongued. Most good men think that talking about love is a sign of glib and frivolous words, so they don’t want to do it. It’s wrong to say this to others, but to your own wife, you should be smooth-talking. Why can’t you be a sweet-hearted person and a smooth-tongued person? What about men?

14. The high divorce rate reflects at least two different points, good and bad; the good point is that people's ideas have become more humane and no longer imprison themselves for feudal ideas. The bad point is that Is it a rash approach to marriage? You haven’t thought about what kind of marriage you will get?

15. They say marriage is the tomb of love. That’s because you are already on the way to the tomb before marriage. Even if you don’t get married, you will still be in the tomb. Break up before. Why not break up first and then go to the grave?

16. Can only read

A woman who reads is like a dictionary. No matter how good people are, they will only read it when they need it. A woman who only knows how to dress up is just a vase. After looking at it for a long time, it will be just like that. Clothing and beauty are necessary to be a good woman. Conditions are not necessary and sufficient conditions. You also need to read more books, so that you will find that life is better.

17. The plainness is true, yes, but it should be the dullness after the passion, and then start again. Passion, then dullness. Passion and dullness should appear alternately in a wave shape. What's the point of having a dull life without passion? As long as you truly love him, you will be passionate until you die.

18. Do you love him? If you love him, tell him. Why hide the pain of longing deep in your heart? Are you afraid that the appearance, status, and identity do not match? Don’t be afraid, loving someone is beautiful.

19. Wife I fell into the river with my mother. I saved my mother first because it was my mother who gave me life. I couldn’t find any reason to leave her alone. If my wife is not saved, I can bury her with her in the tomb. 20. It is already wrong to get married hastily. Never get divorced hastily again. Try it first, if it really doesn’t work, it’s not too late to divorce.

21. Often I heard that masculinity is feminine, do you know what masculinity is and what femininity is? Masculinity is open-minded and brave, and femininity is gentleness and considerate.

22. Charm is What? Charm is not beauty. Beautiful women may not attract me. I only like dignified and elegant women. So you don’t have to worry about not being pretty enough.

23. First love is unforgettable and beautiful. Why ?It’s not because he (she) is beautiful or handsome, nor because what you can’t get is good, but because when people first fall in love, their hearts are extremely pure, they have no selfish thoughts, and they only know how to love each other with everything they have. And the love in the future will not be so pure and flawless. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world, and what we long for is her.

24. Most people who fall in love for the first time do not understand love, so many first loves fail. Few are successful. When getting married, you should find an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original. As for falling in love, it is better to find someone who has been in love before. Because only those who have experienced love know what love is and how to love.

25. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men are like this. However, a man who becomes bad when he has money is not much better even if he has no money.

26. Can a man be like this? Giving you a sense of security does not depend on his height at all, but on his arrogance. I have seen many tall and useless men. I have also seen short and high-spirited men. A man must be arrogant and arrogant. This is how you look like a man. Of course, the prerequisite is to be talented.

27. Is there everlasting life? Of course there is! Why don’t most people believe that there is? Because they have not found the one who is most suitable for them in the journey of life. .That is, the one destined in the dark. Why can't I find it? In the vast sea of ????people, life is like dew, it is not easy to find the one that is most suitable for you? You may be able to find the one destined by God at the age of 40, but you can Should you wait until you are 40? You can’t find it in your 20s but have to get married. You can find it in your thirties or forties but have to give up. This is the sadness of life.

28. Why are there so many problems in life? Rarely do we see the legendary love story that lasts forever? Because such feelings are very precious. Are precious things so easy to see? Are gold and diamonds easy to see?

29. Be emotional when you are in love. , live a rational life, and wear sexy clothes.

30. What is sexy? Does it expose breasts? Is the undressed female beggar on the roadside sexy? Sexy does not just mean wearing less clothes. It’s the characteristics of one gender that are completely different from those of the other gender. I also find a well-dressed, dignified and elegant woman very sexy.

31. Generally, men like to tie their shirts up when wearing suits. A tie, tightly tied, but I like not to wear a tie, open the top button, I think it is more sexy.

32. When I was broken up in love, I would hate her and why she was like this I am so heartless and ungrateful. When I hear bad news about her, I will secretly enjoy it. I can’t do that now. Even if I lose her now, I will bless her and sincerely hope that she will live well. She

I will be very sad when my life is not going well. This is also the difference between liking and loving.

33. It will be very happy to fall in love with smart people because they are humorous and can talk, but there are always crises. Because such people change their hearts easily. It is very reassuring to fall in love with an honest person, but life is also very boring.

34. Women should not be too strong. Some women have too strong self-esteem. It is other people's fault. She has a tough attitude. It's her own fault. She also has a tough attitude.

She always thinks that asking for help from others is a sign of inferiority. She will never ask for help from a man. Such a woman is very troublesome. A smart woman will know when to be strong and when to show weakness. Being strong should be shown to outsiders and to others. If the person you love is so strong, do you still want him to protect you?

35. Most men like to visit prostitutes. Of course, the pleasure of sex is one of the reasons. Another bigger reason is that getting along with prostitutes makes them feel better. It feels very pleasant, you can say whatever you want, do whatever you want, and the prostitute can act coquettishly. This makes men feel more like men. So, why can't women act like a prostitute in bed?

36. To see whether a person has connotation, look at the conversation on the inside and the clothes on the outside. You can also look at the writing. The conversation can reveal a person's knowledge and cultivation. The clothes can reveal a person's taste, and the writing can reveal a person's taste. Human character.

37. If you want to know if a person loves you, just look at whether he is energetic and cheerful when he is with you. If he is with you, he loves you; if he does not, he does not love you.

38. Some people always complain that they can’t find anyone. It doesn’t matter once or twice. If there are too many, there will be problems. First of all, you have to examine whether you have any problems. If not, then you have to examine your own vision. , why do you always encounter bad guys every time?

39. Some people say that once a man changes his mind, even the nine-headed ox can't pull him back. Could it be that if a woman changes her heart, the nine-headed ox can't pull her back? Between men and women There are only physical differences, but the psychological aspects are similar.

40. Love has little to do with character. Once upon a time, a female colleague told me that she liked Yang Kang in The Condor Heroes and disliked Guo Jing. I was very disappointed. Surprised, love the bad and hate the good? After thinking about it, it doesn’t matter. Yang Kang considers a thief as his father and betrays his country for glory. But he is very persistent in love. Why can’t such a person enjoy love? There are also such examples in real life, including Young and Dangerous. The love of the young and the Dangerous.

41. Some people say that love without bread will eventually die. I say that people who say this do not understand what love is. When I was in love, I was disgusted by others saying that the woman had good conditions and that The conditions are good. I don't care where you come from, what education you have, or what your status is. If I love you, I don't care if you shine shoes or even work as a prostitute. Adults say I'm naive. How can I live without money? What do I say I haven't loved when I have money? Life? I am happy to be with the one I love, drink water and eat pickles.

42. If you really love someone, you will be willing to change for him. If a person goes his own way in front of you, If you ignore the behavior you don't like, then he doesn't love you. So if you don't care about him enough or he doesn't care about you enough, then you don't love him or he doesn't love you. Don't think that you are careless in the first place. Or believe that he is a careless person. When you meet the person you truly love, a coward will become brave, and in the same way, a careless person will become careful.

43. It is love to have intentions for each other without saying it. The highest level. Because at this time, both of them are enjoying the winking eyes, the fiery psychology when the eyes meet, and the thrilling feeling when the fingers touch. Once it is said, the taste will be much lighter, because the two agree From now on, all behaviors have been approved and psychologically prepared, and in the end they will gradually become numb.

44. A carrot and a pit are talking about the marriage situation. In fact, for love It is untenable to say that excellent people, regardless of men or women, will be like a carrot with many pitfalls. Therefore, stories of joys and sorrows are staged in this world every day.

45. Sex and love can be separated. Sex In fact, it is just a very normal physiological desire of human beings. Just like eating and drinking water, we need to eat when we are hungry and drink water when we are thirsty. We can eat by ourselves, wash the dishes and put them away after eating. You can also go to a restaurant to eat, wipe your mouth after eating, pat your butt and leave. You don't need to leave the rest. So for sex, many people will go out to "eat" when they need it. After eating, pay and leave, there is no need to leave the other person with you. Take away. But the taste is a little different between what you make yourself and what you buy from outside. Which one is better and which one is worse depends on each person’s taste.

46. There are two kinds of women who are very cute. A mother-type, very considerate and good at taking care of people. She will take good care of men. When you are with such a woman, you will feel strongly loved. There is also a

She is a younger sister type. She is very timid, shy, and very dependent on men. Being with such a woman will stimulate the manifestation of her manly personality, such as hunting mice and carrying heavy objects. They often think of protecting their own little women. There is also a kind of woman who neither knows how to care about others nor shows weakness to men. Such women leave men the most helpless.

47. Having an affair is not a bad thing. Men's patents are shared by good men, so when you meet such a man, don't beat him to death with a stick. You can try to give him a chance. If you can change, you can still be together. Relationships that last for decades are not easy, for men Occasionally cheating. Sometimes you don’t need to take it too seriously.

48. Stinginess is a taboo for men. Even if you are poor, don’t act like you are poor. Some people complain that women only love men’s money. In fact, it is not true. This is not necessarily the case. Some women like men to spend money on her, sometimes to confirm their position in men's minds. If a man likes a woman, he will definitely be willing to spend money on her.

49. When men and women are matched, work is not tiring. Because in front of the opposite sex, men always like to show their masculine side. Only in this way can they look like a man, so machismo is sometimes necessary.

50. It is a very common saying to pursue the opposite sex you admire. In fact, if the other person doesn’t like you, it’s useless no matter how much you chase him. If the other person likes you, there is no need to go out of his way to chase you. Maybe one day he will be moved by your sincerity, but in the end Most of them will still break up. Because love is not touching, and you are not his ideal partner. Even if he accepts you for a while, he will still leave you when he meets the one he likes in the future. Of course, for people who like you, you still You need to put some effort into pleasing him, because this way it feels like dating and is romantic.

51. People often ask you to choose between friends and lovers, which one would you choose? Actually, I think this Questions are redundant. Friends or lovers who really understand you will understand your behavior. If they don't understand you, don't worry too much about losing them. Friends or lovers should help each other, not be forced to accommodate.

52. It is said that behind a successful man, there is often a woman who supports him in an unknown way. But behind a failed man, is there often a woman who is well-known and makes trouble?

53. Once upon a time, the sea was difficult to overcome, except for Wushan. But what if I came back before I had passed through Canghai or had just arrived in Canghai, and I had never been to Wushan before diving into the siege? !

54. What is romance? Is it sending flowers? Walking in the rain? Standing in front of the building? If two people are in love with each other, do nothing and just look at each other quietly, it will feel romantic, otherwise , even if two people sit on the moon and date, they will not feel romantic.

55. It doesn’t matter whether they are well-matched, the most important thing is that they have the right interests, otherwise they will not have the same language, even if they are together , you will still feel lonely.

56. Learn to look at each other with an understanding and appreciative eye instead of caring about each other with self-righteous concern.

57. Naive people There is no problem with being with naive people, there is no problem with being with mature people, but there are more problems with being with mature people.

58. Some women are in love. Let your boyfriend pamper you, and after getting married, you still want your husband to pamper you in every possible way, but forget what you should do as a woman. Such a woman does not understand love.

59. Lasting Love originates from each other's true love from the heart and is based on equality. Anyone who only cares about loving others crazily and regardless of whether they are loved, or who only cares about enjoying being loved without knowing how to truly love will not have a good ending.