Who is more awesome, Xiao Si or Han Han?

Narcissism:

Han Han: Please don't praise me-I'm afraid you won't praise me well enough to offend me.

Jing M.Guo: I am the happiest, I am the most evil, and Guo Xiaosi is invincible. Oh, yeah.

Comments: Han Han is very embarrassed, although there is no Li Ao; Jing M.Guo, you did it. Oh, yeah.

When you feel inferior:

Han Han: I also have people I admire, such as Li Ao. In front of him, I feel very small. And Qian Zhongshu, my Three Doors and Fortress Besieged can't be compared. If I insist, I will be ashamed and I will be a pediatrician.

Jing M.Guo: I have always been unwilling, because I wanted to surpass you and compete with you in all aspects since I was a child. I will compare with you whose grades are better, whose handwriting is better, whose clothes are better, whose jokes are funnier and whose badminton is better. But all along, you are the best, and I am really depressed.

Comments: No matter how awesome and gorgeous, there are times of inferiority.

When committing suicide:

Han Han: My talent is like a mountain, crushed to death by me.

Jing M.Guo: When cutting the pulse, soak the wound in water and let the blood flow slowly. At first, it won't hurt. When the blood flow reaches one third, the whole body twitches and the pain is unbearable. Baby, I'm just telling you, when you want to commit suicide, don't choose to cut off the pulse, but maybe you'll never need it.

Comment: Shit! ! !

When touching yourself:

Han Han: Sorry, thank you.

Jing M.Guo: Whenever I play mahjong, I usually touch myself.

Comments:-|||

Education:

Han Han: Didn't graduate from high school.

Jing M.Guo: I'm studying in a university.

Comment: Education can't tell everything (but I still hope that the higher the education, the better).

Views on the education system;

Han Han: The so-called school is the hotbed of mediocrity and the grave of genius.

Jing M. Guo: I used to hate people with high scores and low abilities. Now I think about it, exams are also a kind of ability, and behind any achievements, there is a pay.

Comments: Can you kill two birds with one stone by taking the exam and having real talents and practical learning, with high scores and high energy.

Famous works:

Han Han: Triple Gate

Jing M.Guo: Fantasy City

Comment: "Triple Gate" is actually very naive, and "Fantasy City" seems to be plagiarized.

Masterpiece:

Han Han: Bitter essays, satire.

Jing M.Guo: Beautiful and ethereal prose is gorgeous.

Comment: Neither of them is good at writing novels.

Love sports:

Han Han: Racing, football.

Jing M.Guo: Badminton

Comment: I like football and hate racing. I haven't played badminton for a long time.

Current city:

Han Han: Shanghai

Jing M.Guo: Shanghai.

Comment: Shanghai is really hiding dragon and crouching tiger.

Development beyond the literary world:

Han Han: Sports circle ... He is already a professional racing driver, and he has won a certain level of competition.

Jing M.Guo: Entertainment. ...............................................................................................................................................................................

Comment: Nowadays, the integration of artists, literati and athletes is a common phenomenon.

Attitude towards Japan:

Han Han: I don't like Japan, but I can't talk about anti-Japanese.

Jing M.Guo: Hari, watch Japanese dramas, watch Japanese cartoons and use Japanese goods. In short, Hari.

Comment: I am an angry youth, I am anti-Japanese!

Be satirized:

Someone sarcastically said to Han Han, "Come on, Jiang Lang is exhausted. Let's play with the car! " !

Some people satirize Jing M.Guo: Fourth, please free ..................................................................................................................................................................! !

Comments: ... ah ... ah ... ah ... ah ... ah ... ah! ! ! !

Mutual evaluation:

Han Han commented on Jing M. Guo: He is a successful businessman and likes to curl up in a cold corner and count money sadly and helplessly.

Jing m Guo commented on Han Han: I don't hate Han Han. On the contrary, I like Han Han's writing very much ... I can't compare with him in the vitality of words.

Comment: One is mean, the other is modest. ...

When poking fun at yourself:

Han Han: I'm just cheating money to write a book.

Jing M.Guo: I just wrote a book to cheat money.

Comment: You cheated me by spending money on books. ...