The daughter-in-law is in a bad mood. Begging for jokes. .

Hello, I'm glad to answer your question!

1, Bai rushed up to me, took my hand and said,' Xiaoming, let's fall in love.' No, why not? Is my face not good enough? No,' am I not rich enough? No, then why don't you like me and stay with me? It's not that I don't like you, but that my body really can't bear your weight of more than 400 kilograms.

At 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, I was awakened by knocking at the door and scolding in the street. There is a lot of noise. It took me a long time to recognize that it was a couple quarrel across the hall, Nima, but it was just a woman's voice. I thought it was for revenge. After a while, she knocked on my door. My mother opened the door and found a naked body, so she only wore underwear. Yes, she was rejected by her husband. She said she wanted to borrow her mobile phone, and my mother lent it to her. She called her uncle decisively and said that her husband wouldn't let her in. Uncle said it was out of her control. . . . Then my mother couldn't stand it, so she knocked on her door and told her husband to talk about something tomorrow and let her go in first. . . As a result, her husband said weakly at the door. If she doesn't hit me, I will let her in. . . . . .

3.a: I just signed up for a cram school, so I don't have to worry about my husband picking on my cooking anymore.

You're really great. Why don't I just teach you how to cook? What cram school do you need to go to?

A: I signed up for a taekwondo cram school! ! !

4. A couple, the man is a miser. On this day, the young couple quarreled. Seeing the clothes torn and the furniture smashed, the man said with distress, "Stop fighting!" "

His wife said, "Why? Afraid? "

The man said, "I'm not afraid of anything. If possible, let's take off our clothes and take a fight in the street! " "

I hope I can make your wife smile!

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