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What's life like in the army?
Quiet and deep, scattered on the plateau desolate, relieved, homesick, simple, loyal and upright partner!
1998 After the once-in-a-century flood, I chose to serve in the army. Through a series of procedures, such as political examination and physical examination, I finally set foot on the train to the North Army and walked to the green hot land with a group of boys of the same age. After a long time, we finally got off the train under the leadership of leading cadres. The first thing that catches your eye is the continuous snow-capped mountains. The biting cold suddenly made a cold war. A group of young people from the south said to each other, it's so cold. Leading cadres said that this is a small county town under the jurisdiction of Dandong, called Kuandian County, and the barracks are on the edge of the county town. Don't mess around, just pick up our military vehicles in an orderly manner according to the formation when you come up. With curiosity and freshness, I have good hopes for life in the military camp. As soon as we arrived at the military camp, we heard the sound of gongs and drums and firecrackers, which was to welcome our recruits from the south. After getting off the bus, we were taken to the open space of a three-story building in a formation. I saw many officers and some soldiers in the open space in front of the building. Later, I learned that those soldiers were our squad leaders. At this time, an officer stood in front of our team and said that he was the battalion commander of our recruits. Now you are assigned to various recruitment companies. Listen, people calling their names left one after another, and I was assigned to the recruit company. We were divided into four companies. Villagers assigned to recruits with us will be assigned to classes by our company commander. My height is average. In the new team, I am in the back and I am tall in the front. Next to the company commander, there are eight veterans, who are also the squad leaders of our soldiers. The company commander said, "Zhang Ya of Class One and Huang Fei of Class Two?" We were taken away by our respective monitor, and I was assigned to Class Six.
There are three fellow villagers with me. When we came to our class, three soldiers who looked like us lined up to welcome us. The monitor said, "Welcome the new comrades from Henan. This is a comrade from Jilin, who came a few days earlier than you. All the staff in our class are here today. We will all be brothers in the future. I hope you can cherish our days together. " After we introduced each other, the monitor arranged beds for us to rest. My lower berth is a tall white boy, a Jilin boy who loves to laugh. At night, I lay in bed, dreaming that I must exercise myself well, not to lose face to my parents, and to become a qualified soldier as soon as possible. The next morning, the wake-up call sounded and I was still sleeping in bed. The monitor shouted, "Yan Jie, get up. Didn't you hear the wake-up call?" I immediately got dressed in a panic and went to the corridor to prepare for the exercise. For me who just arrived at the military camp, all the difficulties were just beginning, so my life as a recruit began. The morning run every morning, the queue training at noon and afternoon, and the physical training at night are probably the physical training at night. The monitor asked us to do push-ups first, and then the rabbit jumped, that is, the barbell squatted down, and only we were allowed to wear briefs. [Because the fork is too big, we can't wear it, but we can barely wear it, and it is difficult to go to the toilet, just because some recruits tie the belt rope of the fork too tightly. Therefore, all the recruits in our independent camp can wear briefs. There is heating in the class. We are like in a steamer, covered in sweat and unable to open our eyes. The monitor said it would be good for us and lay a foundation for less suffering in the future. However, each of us is hard on him. As the days passed, we were used to this life in the military camp. Although it was very bitter and tired, it also gave us exercise. The happiest thing in the days of recruits is to receive letters from home. When I received the first letter from home, I couldn't stop crying. I remember coming back from a morning exercise and standing in the corridor. Our monitor went to the correspondent of the old company to get the letter, and each of us looked forward to having our own letter. "We have a letter from Class Six.
"Look," the monitor said with a smile. Is there any letter for me? Monitor "I asked him anxiously," Yan Jie's letter is there, but I can't give it to you now, but I will give it to you in the evening. " He said, "Why can't I give it to you?" I asked him, "I'm afraid it will affect your training mood and you will cry, but I'll give it to you at night." "I don't think there is any way for the monitor to write to me, so I have to wait until evening. During training, my thoughts are always wandering, and my movements are always wrong, thinking about whether the letter was written by my mother or my father. Because of desertion, the monitor gave me a good lesson, and naturally corporal punishment was indispensable. Finally, at night, I smiled hypocritically and said to the monitor, can I have the letter? He said there was no hurry, and I would finish my fitness. In order to read the letter from home quickly, I tried my best to be physically fit according to the instructions of the monitor, and all my comrades in the class were sweating like me. After that, the monitor gave them all the letters from several other comrades-in-arms, but he wouldn't give them to me without me. Seeing that other comrades have got the letter, I am anxious to ask him. " Monitor, didn't you say you had my letter? Why don't you help me pull it? ""Yes, but I have a request. If you agree, I will give you a letter. I wonder if you agree? " "What's the requirement, although you say, as long as I can do it, I promise you, as long as you give me the letter. "It's cold today. I want you to warm me up, can you? " At that time, in order to read the letter from home, I simply agreed without thinking, because in XinBingLian, the monitor is our leader, our brother and our comrade-in-arms. I respect him very much, because he taught us a lot of military skills and the truth of being a man. So I promised him without much thought. "As long as the monitor you give me a letter, no problem, don't give you warm bed? No problem. " Then I got up and got out of bed, dressed in military underwear and beige shirt and ran to the monitor's bed. It was this night that changed my sexual orientation. ) Lying on the monitor's bed, I was too cold to move. I want to warm his bed as soon as possible. I belong to a high-temperature animal, so I will warm my bed soon. Hehe, just kidding. "Monitor, your bed is very warm. Back to today's story, I'll stop here. If you have anything to say, you can comment in the comments section. After reading the article, please click Bian Xiao's name first, and then click "Follow".
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