Ask for short English jokes

Man: Is this seat available? Is this seat empty? )

Woman: Yes, if you sit down, this will be. Yes, if you sit down, my seat will be vacant. (I'll leave right away.

Man: Have I seen you somewhere before? Do I seem to have seen you somewhere? )

Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. A: Yes. So I will never go to that place again. I don't want anything in common with you.

M: Would you like to go out with me this Saturday? Do you want to go out with me this Saturday? )

Woman: Excuse me. I have a headache this weekend. (sorry. I have a headache this weekend. Headaches can also be kept.

Man: May I know your name? May I know your name? )

W: Why? Don't you already have one? (Why? Don't you already have one? )

M: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. )

W: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. I've been looking for a face like yours. ) It's really ugly.

M: I think I can make you very happy. I think I can make you very happy. )

W: Why? Are you leaving? A: Really? You mean you're leaving? It's good for me to walk.