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If the supervisor asks to tell a joke when applying, how should he respond and how should he tell it?
Apply for a job
The first company
Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?
Tutu: Not busy.
After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow.
Tutu: Why?
Boss: I'm not busy because I can't work for the company more. What does the company want you to do?
* The second company
Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?
Tutu: Very busy.
After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow.
Tutu: Why?
Boss: Because you are disorganized, you will be busy all day. What does the company want you to do?
* The third company
Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?
Tutu: Not bad.
After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow.
Tutu: Why?
Boss: Because you are irrational, there are "yes" or "no" places. What does the company want you to do?
* The fourth company
Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?
Tutu: Just finished.
After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow.
Tutu: Why?
Boss: Because you are so inefficient, can't you check it after you finish? What does the company want from you?
* The fifth company
Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?
Tutu: Some of them have finished the inspection, and now they are doing something else. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow.
Tutu: Why?
Boss: Because you are not systematic, won't you do something together? What does the company want from you?
* The sixth company
Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?
Tutu: I have finished all the work and am helping others. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow.
Tutu: Why?
Boss: Because you don't have a plan, won't you plan what to do tomorrow? What does the company want from you?
* The seventh company
Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?
Tutu: Today's work is finished, and so is tomorrow's work. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow.
Tutu: Why?
Boss: Because you don't consider the whole, won't you help your colleagues solve problems? What does the company want from you?
* The eighth company
Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?
Tutu: I have finished today's work and tomorrow's work, and now I am helping my colleagues.
After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow.
Tutu: Why?
Boss: Because you are too pushy, your help is likely to cause laziness or stress in others. What does the company want from you?
* The ninth company
Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?
Tutu: Wait a minute, I'll think about it before I answer you.
After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow.
Tutu: Why?
Boss: You are very arrogant. I keep asking you questions. Why does the company want you?
* The tenth company
Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?
Tu Tu: I ... I ... No, I don't know ... how to answer you.
After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow.
Tutu: Why?
Boss: Because you don't even know whether you are busy or not, what does the company want you to do?
* Eleventh Company
Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?
Tutu: Fuck you, I quit ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Boss: Hey! If you have personality, our company won't let you go!
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