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I ordered a cup and didn't go home tonight. What's the point of others sleeping at her house tonight?

It means that a woman molests a man, and then the man flinches.

The man was drinking in a bar, and suddenly a sister came to sit next to him and said to the bartender, "Give me a cup of' I won't go home tonight'", which means asking the man, "Dare to date?"

If a man is interested, he should also have a cup of "Don't go home tonight", which means: "If you don't come back, you won't come back. Who's afraid of who?" Or: "Come on, fight till dawn!"

But the man next to me saw that it was a girls of prey. Thinking that there is a girlfriend or daughter-in-law or mom waiting for home eagerly, it's really hard to say that she won't come back, or just that she can't drink the wine because she is too shallow, and the birds have gone home on holiday.

I want to be a herbivore, but I'm too embarrassed to refuse or get up and leave, which is too humiliating for girls. I had to say to the bartender, "Give me a drink of' Sleep at her house tonight'", which means "I'll go wherever you are", which means "I won't go wherever you go", which means "no appointment".

Therefore, when the woman heard that she met a herbivorous man and asked for it, she suddenly changed her face and rolled her eyes.

There is indeed the wine "Don't go home tonight", which is a cocktail. Cocktails are also mixed wines made by bartenders with several different wines or drinks. In addition, this kind of wine is very strong, not only with a high alcohol content, but also with a complex pungent taste at the entrance. The visual effect is also quite shocking (the bartender will light a flame on it), which is not suitable for girls to drink. Generally speaking, people who have drunk slightly or who are joking and betting will challenge it, and girls will go straight to the point when they come up. This kind of wine is also very unrestrained.

There is no such wine as "Sleeping at her house tonight", which is similar to a cold joke. It is a name that is deliberately created in order to achieve a smooth and sand sculpture effect in the video.

Introduction of cocktail and not going home tonight:

Cocktail is a mixed drink, which is made of two or more kinds of wine or drinks, fruit juice and soda, and has certain nutritional value and appreciation value.

cocktails are usually made of rum, gin, agave, vodka, whisky, brandy and other spirits or wines as the base wine, and other auxiliary materials such as fruit juice, egg white, bitter essence, milk, coffee, sugar, etc., which are stirred or shaken. Finally, lemon slices, fruits or mint leaves can be used as decorations.

The cocktail of not going home tonight is made of rum, tequila, gallien Lennon and Jack Danny.

Don't go home tonight is a cocktail specially made for men. All the wines used are over 4% alcohol. After being ignited by fire, it feels more like salt on the wound. It is thick, strong and spicy. Perhaps only a real warrior dares to try it.

the degree of cocktails that don't go home tonight should be between 6 and 7 degrees according to the weight of raw materials, but after burning, some alcohol will be removed, so it is about 5-6 degrees.

The degree of cocktail is generally between 37 and 47 degrees, while staying home tonight is between 5 and 6 degrees, which means that the degree of staying home tonight is very high, which is equivalent to high-alcohol liquor.

The common way to drink cocktails that don't go home tonight is to drink them through a straw. First, put out the flames (crush them with lemon slices or blow them out directly). Generally, this wine has a high temperature on the top and a moderate temperature on the bottom. After the flames are put out, insert the straw into the bottom of the glass and drink it immediately. You can suck it dry in one gulp or taste it slowly.

If you don't go home tonight, the alcohol content is high and the taste is spicy, so it is not suitable for female friends to drink. People with poor alcohol consumption should drink carefully.