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ineffective fortuneteller
Author: ineffective fortuneteller
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Update date: 25-4-26 :11: Words: 25.
This book is planned to be written as a novel with more than 3, words, usually 5, words. I hope everyone will support and vote more.
Some ways to be a man (highly recommended)
Update time 25-4-27 :17: Words: 655
1. When you meet a beggar, give him (her) some food, and when you meet a beggar, give him (her) some money.
2. When you get on the bus, you meet the old, the weak, the sick and the pregnant woman: don't make a fuss when you give up your seat. Stand up and block others with your body, leave empty seats for those in need, and then pretend to get off and walk away. Too many people can't walk far. Smile when people thank you.
3. In rainy and snowy days, cold evenings or snowy evenings, when there are not many leftovers from selling vegetables, fruits and newspapers, you can't go home. If you can buy them all, you can buy them all. If you can't buy them all, you will eat whatever you eat anyway, and you will see what you see. If you buy them, you will let people go home early.
4. If you meet lost children and old people, you can send them home. If you can't send them home, you can also send them to the car or the police station. If you have a phone, call the old people or children and leave. Anyway, you are not short of those two phone bills.
5. When you meet someone who is lost and asks for an address, and you happen to know it, just let me know. Don't be embarrassed, no one laughs at you.
6. Find the owner of your wallet, if ...
it should be what you need.
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